Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us. |
|
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
|
Thread Tools |
02-11-2018, 10:59 AM | #1 |
Colonizer
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Your mom's front hole
Posts: 40,364
|
Man Caught Masturbating On Flight (Russian translation needed lol)
This is hilarious. Can one of you good Russian men translate what this guy was saying?
|
02-11-2018, 11:26 AM | #2 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2017
Location: The Land Of Sexiest Girls Alive
Posts: 691
|
__________________
A lion doesn't concern itself with the opinion of sheep. |
02-11-2018, 11:35 AM | #3 |
Fake Nick 1.0
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Rent free, your head
Posts: 27,507
|
I'll see if I can get Hillary or Obama in here to translate.
__________________
PLEASE WAIT WHILE BIDEN ADMIN UNINSTALLS ITSELF..... ██████████████████▒ 99.5% complete. |
02-11-2018, 11:39 AM | #4 |
See signature :)
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: ICQ 363 097 773
Posts: 29,656
|
first part sounded like German or something
|
02-11-2018, 02:09 PM | #5 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2016
Posts: 9,782
|
Why are you googling 'Russian man masturbating'?
|
02-11-2018, 02:19 PM | #6 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2011
Posts: 26,732
|
Trump supporter...
__________________
Report a suspicious cracker: Click Here |
02-11-2018, 04:12 PM | #7 |
Colonizer
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Your mom's front hole
Posts: 40,364
|
|
02-11-2018, 04:41 PM | #8 |
TRUEAMATEURMODELS.COM
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: TrueAmateurModels.com
Posts: 4,187
|
Hmm, sounds German to me. Don't know for absolute sure though.
But still ...that's pretty damn funny! |
02-11-2018, 05:42 PM | #9 |
So Fucking Banned
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2016
Posts: 4,613
|
The guy was a cunt. If it it had been me I would have thrown my dick back in my pants or maybe not bothered and I would have ripped his throat out.
Looks like he wasn't much like me though.. except for the masturbating in public bit oc. |
02-11-2018, 05:45 PM | #10 |
StraightBro
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Monarch Beach, CA USA
Posts: 56,232
|
Why are you Googling Russian men masturbating?
|
02-11-2018, 06:25 PM | #11 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2016
Posts: 9,782
|
|
02-11-2018, 07:02 PM | #12 |
Sexpat
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 14,908
|
Many people are afraid of flying ...
|
02-11-2018, 08:35 PM | #13 |
Colonizer
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Your mom's front hole
Posts: 40,364
|
|
02-12-2018, 01:32 AM | #14 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2011
Location: From this www and beyond!
Posts: 4,844
|
|
02-12-2018, 04:30 AM | #15 |
So fuckin' bored
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 32,378
|
That's a German guy and the Russians are joking on him. They start in German and continue humiliating him in Russian with phrases like "don't stop, don't you want anymore? who are you jerk?"
__________________
Obey the Cowgod |
02-12-2018, 07:29 AM | #16 |
Registered User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2018
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 41
|
Well that's quite a refined method to fight aerophobia...
__________________
Your banners, our business http://xxxbanners.com | skype: Ekaterina XXXBanners | [email protected] |
02-12-2018, 02:53 PM | #17 |
hey
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: with you
Posts: 2,208
|
If you jerk your meat in public, You deserve to be caught. Unless getting caught turns you on, than you don't deserve to be caught.
|
|
|||||||
Bookmarks |
Tags |
russian, translate, oqxx73adoc4, guy, hilarious, flight, masturbating, caught, translation, lol |