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Old 02-11-2018, 10:59 AM   #1
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Man Caught Masturbating On Flight (Russian translation needed lol)

This is hilarious. Can one of you good Russian men translate what this guy was saying?

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Old 02-11-2018, 11:26 AM   #2
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Old 02-11-2018, 11:35 AM   #3
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I'll see if I can get Hillary or Obama in here to translate.
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Old 02-11-2018, 11:39 AM   #4
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first part sounded like German or something
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Old 02-11-2018, 02:09 PM   #5
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Why are you googling 'Russian man masturbating'?
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Old 02-11-2018, 02:19 PM   #6
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Old 02-11-2018, 04:12 PM   #7
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Why are you googling 'Russian man masturbating'?
Are you a homophobe?
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Old 02-11-2018, 04:41 PM   #8
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Hmm, sounds German to me. Don't know for absolute sure though.

But still ...that's pretty damn funny!
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Old 02-11-2018, 05:42 PM   #9
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The guy was a cunt. If it it had been me I would have thrown my dick back in my pants or maybe not bothered and I would have ripped his throat out.
Looks like he wasn't much like me though.. except for the masturbating in public bit oc.
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Old 02-11-2018, 06:25 PM   #11
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Are you addicted to watching Russian men masturbating?
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Old 02-11-2018, 07:02 PM   #12
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Old 02-11-2018, 08:35 PM   #13
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What if I am? Got a problem with it, homophobe?
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Are you a homophobe?
Nobody cares if you are gay.

Accept maybe you.
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Old 02-12-2018, 04:30 AM   #15
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This is hilarious. Can one of you good Russian men translate what this guy was saying?

That's a German guy and the Russians are joking on him. They start in German and continue humiliating him in Russian with phrases like "don't stop, don't you want anymore? who are you jerk?"
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Well that's quite a refined method to fight aerophobia...
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