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baddog · 05-29-2018, 04:45 PM

I wonder if there is an auto-apology option.

Tesla in Autopilot mode crashes into parked Laguna Beach police cruiser

Rochard · 05-29-2018, 06:57 PM

They were using a "driver-assist feature" which should only be used on freeways, not surface streets.

baddog · 05-29-2018, 07:15 PM

They should program it so that it won't go on until you can maintain a speed of 55 MPH for 5 minutes consecutively.

2MuchMark · 05-29-2018, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

They should program it so that it won't go on until you can maintain a speed of 55 MPH for 5 minutes consecutively.

Anti Technology? Check.
Anti Change? Check.
Anti Electric? Check.

You're grumpy.

Bladewire · 05-29-2018, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I wonder if there is an auto-apology option.

Tesla in Autopilot mode crashes into parked Laguna Beach police cruiser

You should stop posting drunk, you're wanting American companies to fail now like Putin plans fuck off loser

Oh yeah that's right you're happy Harley has closed shopped in America and move production to Thailand what a piece of shit

JFK · 05-29-2018, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

Anti Technology? Check.
Anti Change? Check.
Anti Electric? Check.

You're grumpy.

Rochard · 05-29-2018, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

They should program it so that it won't go on until you can maintain a speed of 55 MPH for 5 minutes consecutively.

LOL. That's a good idea really. Too bad the people at Tesla couldn't figure that out.

Major Tom Thanks Duke · 05-29-2018, 09:01 PM

My detailer was telling me how shitty the body panels line up and how inconsistent they are. They need to get their poop together

BaldBastard · 05-29-2018, 09:28 PM

What you need in the usa is coal powered cars

dyna mo · 05-29-2018, 10:23 PM

1. TSLA farting around with autopilot doesn't contribute to their following through on projections.

2. Autopilot certainly doesn't square with Musk's AI will eat us fear mongering.

3.

freecartoonporn · 05-29-2018, 10:27 PM

because its not autopilot, its driving assist.

baddog · 05-29-2018, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by freecartoonporn

because its not autopilot, its driving assist.

I stand by my comment.

vvv

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

They should program it so that it won't go on until you can maintain a speed of 55 MPH for 5 minutes consecutively.

^^^

crockett · 05-30-2018, 08:15 PM

Has there been a single Telsa crash that was purely the car's fault? Seems almost all these crashes are due to people not using the driving assist as it was intended to be used..

To blame Telsa for these crashes is about like saying Harley Davison is responsible for every rider killed on one of their bikes.. So how many people has Harely Davison killed?

PornDiscounts-V · 05-31-2018, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett

Has there been a single Telsa crash that was purely the car's fault? Seems almost all these crashes are due to people not using the driving assist as it was intended to be used..

To blame Telsa for these crashes is about like saying Harley Davison is responsible for every rider killed on one of their bikes.. So how many people has Harely Davison killed?

No. According the the law offices of Larry H. Parker.

slapass · 05-31-2018, 06:08 AM

Not sure why they even offered it as an option? If it works, old people are pissed as it is a change. If it doesn’t work everyone is pissed. Just sell a really great car.

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crockett in a van by the river Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 76,806	Has there been a single Telsa crash that was purely the car's fault? Seems almost all these crashes are due to people not using the driving assist as it was intended to be used.. To blame Telsa for these crashes is about like saying Harley Davison is responsible for every rider killed on one of their bikes.. So how many people has Harely Davison killed? __________________ In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,090	They should program it so that it won't go on until you can maintain a speed of 55 MPH for 5 minutes consecutively.

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BaldBastard Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Sydney Posts: 15,410	What you need in the usa is coal powered cars

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 61,646	1. TSLA farting around with autopilot doesn't contribute to their following through on projections. 2. Autopilot certainly doesn't square with Musk's AI will eat us fear mongering. 3.

05-31-2018, 06:08 AM	#15
slapass Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 14,626	Not sure why they even offered it as an option? If it works, old people are pissed as it is a change. If it doesn’t work everyone is pissed. Just sell a really great car.