Donald Trump's Funniest Insults and Comebacks. This is a must see

[8pt-buck]

I laughed like hell. Trump at his best !

[DraX]

I don't agree with everything he says, but I like the way he criticize and down right play the crooked media.

We've been accepting things for too long as being normal.

[Look Chang]

This clown is inexhaustible ...

[Bladewire]

Originally Posted by Look Chang

This clown is inexhaustible ...

[bronco67]

Originally Posted by 8pt-buck

I laughed like hell. Trump at his best !

If you think he has a sharp sense of humor then you and the rest of the mongoloids really deserve him.

[8pt-buck]

Originally Posted by DraX

I don't agree with everything he says, but I like the way he criticize and down right play the crooked media.

We've been accepting things for too long as being normal.

Allowing other countries to take advantage of the United States is the norm and HAS BEEN the NORM no matter which party had control of the White House.

99.9% of all politicians are out to line their own pockets while constantly conflicting for the almighty power position.

Politics is a business just like any other. The difference between your business versus the State and Federal Government is you're forced to supply them with tax money to be spent any way they chose.

[thommy]

Trump strongly approve 31% - strongly disapprove 43%

wake up you earthworm - you're eating your own ass

[BaldBastard]

It was reported that he sent Kim a signed copy of "Rocket man" by Elton John, that had me smile. Then it came out Kim had never heard of the song, and you start to realise how his mindless twitter rants put everyone at risk.

[thommy]

Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard

It was reported that he sent Kim a signed copy of "Rocket man" by Elton John, that had me smile. Then it came out Kim had never heard of the song, and you start to realise how his mindless twitter rants put everyone at risk.

oh this korea thing is another funny story he makes.
at least for the ones who knew from the start that trump will resolve shit there - and IF so kim is the big winner.

so yes - he is funny (and he does not even know it because he takes his own jokes serious) but funny is a nice talent for a clown and not for a president.

[RedFred]

Originally Posted by thommy

wake up you earthworm - you're eating your own ass

[$5 submissions]

I'm not a big fan of cheeto skin or Chinese-made ties but I have to say that the way Trump pimped the media out of $2B worth of free media coverage was a classic BOSS move that will go down in history.

Also, the idea of coming out on top when almost EVERYBODY wanted you to fail-even your own party-has a classic appeal to it that goes to the core of the human experience. It's inspirational really: No matter how bleak, no matter how impossible, no matter how driven your enemies are, if you are willing to dig deep within and tap your personal REALITY you can find the power to PERSEVERE and OVERCOME Regardless of your politics you have to agree that this is a powerful lesson.

Dude had no political experience. Dude was over 70. Dude didn't have the expected bankroll needed to win primaries and the general election. Dude had a sex scandal, veteran scandal, misogyny scandal, disabled scandal, you name it.... and he STILL came out on top.

I may not agree with his politics entirely but you have to admit, the dude is INSPIRATIONAL. When the world says you can't do it and mocks you to your face and you come out from behind and savagely gives the previously mocking world your SHAFT... you can't help but LAUGH because... this is what LIFE is supposed to be. Not all of us are born with advantages. Not all of us have it easy. But the world doesn't give a FUCK about your feelings or what you think you're entitled to... all it cares about are RESULTS. Can you overcome your FEARS to produce results? Are you willing to LEARN from failure to eventually TRIUMPH?

Again, I don't agree with DJT on many things but at least I am mature enough to respect not only the man but the (to quote Jordan Peterson) ARCHETYPICAL TRUTHS that undergird his success.

[thommy]

Originally Posted by $5 submissions

I'm not a big fan of cheeto skin or Chinese-made ties but I have to say that the way Trump pimped the media out of $2B worth of free media coverage was a classic BOSS move that will go down in history.

Also, the idea of coming out on top when almost EVERYBODY wanted you to fail-even your own party-has a classic appeal to it that goes to the core of the human experience. It's inspirational really: No matter how bleak, no matter how impossible, no matter how driven your enemies are, if you are willing to dig deep within and tap your personal REALITY you can find the power to PERSEVERE and OVERCOME Regardless of your politics you have to agree that this is a powerful lesson.

Dude had no political experience. Dude was over 70. Dude didn't have the expected bankroll needed to win primaries and the general election. Dude had a sex scandal, veteran scandal, misogyny scandal, disabled scandal, you name it.... and he STILL came out on top.

I may not agree with his politics entirely but you have to admit, the dude is INSPIRATIONAL. When the world says you can't do it and mocks you to your face and you come out from behind and savagely gives the previously mocking world your SHAFT... you can't help but LAUGH because... this is what LIFE is supposed to be. Not all of us are born with advantages. Not all of us have it easy. But the world doesn't give a FUCK about your feelings or what you think you're entitled to... all it cares about are RESULTS. Can you overcome your FEARS to produce results? Are you willing to LEARN from failure to eventually TRIUMPH?

Again, I don't agree with DJT on many things but at least I am mature enough to respect not only the man but the (to quote Jordan Peterson) ARCHETYPICAL TRUTHS that undergird his success.

some of what you sa is true - but the only real prove what you can see in here is that there are a few million idiots too much in your country (and possibly in other countries too) who do not even WANT TO SEE the lies and the completely irrational decisions of their "king".

yes it really hurts if you have to admit you made a mistake. but trump supporters would rather let him fry and eat them as to admit that they made a big mistake.

don't get me wrong. trump was good for the world, which will now learn to stand on its own feet and in independence from america. he demystified america and set a movement in motion that is good for the world but bad for america.

the stars of america have faded and they will NEVER shine like before.

and because you all know that secretly and suspect how great the damage caused by your vote already is, you vehemently refuse to take responsibility for it - because it is much much too great.

trump supporters are like 10 year old children who have set fire to a house where many people are burned. when they realize what they have done, they run away or deny everything.

[$5 submissions]

Originally Posted by thommy

some of what you sa is true - but the only real prove what you can see in here is that there are a few million idiots too much in your country (and possibly in other countries too) who do not even WANT TO SEE the lies and the completely irrational decisions of their "king".

yes it really hurts if you have to admit you made a mistake. but trump supporters would rather let him fry and eat them as to admit that they made a big mistake.

don't get me wrong. trump was good for the world, which will now learn to stand on its own feet and in independence from america. he demystified america and set a movement in motion that is good for the world but bad for america.

the stars of america have faded and they will NEVER shine like before.

and because you all know that secretly and suspect how great the damage caused by your vote already is, you vehemently refuse to take responsibility for it - because it is much much too great.

trump supporters are like 10 year old children who have set fire to a house where many people are burned. when they realize what they have done, they run away or deny everything.

You assumed I voted for Trump. That's the problem. I didn't vote for him. I didn't vote at all in 2016. My post is an analysis of what his victory meant in the face of opposition. That's a classic theme that resonates regardless of politics. People are NOT supposed to give up when they face resistance. If the front is blocked, try the roof, the rear, the side door, the basement... whatever you do, persist until you overcome or you die. That is classic and knows no political ideology. That applies as well to Castro and his tiny band of revolutionaries as much as to Garibaldi and his minuscule Red Shirt army. There's something CLASSIC about staring IMPOSSIBILITY in the face and BEATING it to your WILL.

[thommy]

Originally Posted by $5 submissions

You assumed I voted for Trump. That's the problem. I didn't vote for him. I didn't vote at all in 2016.

I did not assume that. I didn´t vote for him either ;-)

My post is an analysis of what his victory meant in the face of opposition. That's a classic theme that resonates regardless of politics. People are NOT supposed to give up when they face resistance.

but how you explain than that not only americans but nearly the whole world is against trump and how can THAT be a victory ?
is it a victory when you change a given word or when you fuck all your allies and make them guilty for the american problems?

If the front is blocked, try the roof, the rear, the side door, the basement... whatever you do, persist until you overcome or you die. That is classic and knows no political ideology. That applies as well to Castro and his tiny band of revolutionaries as much as to Garibaldi and his minuscule Red Shirt army. There's something CLASSIC about staring IMPOSSIBILITY in the face and BEATING it to your WILL.

you can´t (or maybe CAN) compare trump with castro or other dictators.
they got the power from VERY VERY poor and undereducated people.
those people did mostly not have access to fee media and no chance to run away.
all they have done was to survive by swimming with the stream.

but americans want be soooo smart. know everything better than the others and even
fight for human rights and democracy (bot things where US is far away).

the problem america have is that the country lives on loans since it exists but nobody ever thinks that they have to paid back one day.
you loan and loan and move the pay back day to your children and grandchildren.

every american have 5 credit cards and as soon he can´t pay them back it orders creditcard number 6 and move the loan from there to the others.
that can not work - and i don´t know you teached americans this bullshit that it can work.

there will also not be someone from outside who will pay YOUR DEPT back. but this is what trump tries to do at the moment.

lets take europe in example.
since 9 years the european people get ZERO interest on their money. some banks are even CHARGING negative interest on saved money.
the taxes are also quite high - especially for the big earners.
that means they did their part to help the economy and as you can see it works.
the economy is fine and the debt is falling.

now US is doing the opposite and because that can not work they make the ones responsable who did it right. what do you think these partners will do ?

i tell you what america have to do.

1. burn your constitution
2. change your election laws
3. give more money to the poorer people and take it from the rich.
4. accept that america was growing WITH the termination of global trade barriers
and don´t expect a growth by doing the opposite of the proven.
5. fuck the 2 party policy
6. give more rights to the people when it comes to political decisions
7. get your army out of other countries
8. do what the successful ones are doing and don´t look at examples of dictatorships
what are ruining their countries.
9. get rid of the "we know all and everything" - there are many many nations doing things
MUCH better than you. take the best of everyone and copy it. it is not copyright protected.

[TheSquealer]

[MindWaste]

Originally Posted by TheSquealer

Fat Flying trump.. What a world...

[$5 submissions]

Originally Posted by TheSquealer

Well, at least they confiscated all those KNIVES and PLIERS!

[$5 submissions]

This one is pretty funny as well. The DARTH VADER voice is a BONUS.

[beerptrol]