200 foamy mouth jellies :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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ladida is being awfully quiet :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

its almost like my penis lives down his throat now :2 cents:

thats what you get for messing with mastertrader 9.000.000 :pimp

draw dicks on my work-of-art maps and you get what you asked for :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Stop bragging Yevgeny!

You needed to buy BTC at $5 to be bragging, not all this petty shit.

Tell us the next big thing, that will impress us.

Well feel free to use my "ladida and anal paste are dumb shits who could not trade a 20$ bill for a 10$ bill" method to make almost 50%/month with compound interest....set alarms, keep tight stop losses and it will rain money...do not do the 1h blind monkey thing, this is just for bragging how I can trade blind and with my hands tied and still outtrade the foamy mouths...

1-2 % per day is an amazing result in trading. do your math

Even 1%/week is amazing...that's like 75%/year compound...1%/day is destruction...

that's how we know serbie is full of baloney.

its totally doable, especially on market as cryptos. it comes with expertise, knowledge, discipline though, and those come later... with losses at the beginning....

trading is boring as hell ! just like working for MI-6 looks good only in James Bond movies...

of course it's doable. and anyone who can do it is raking in a shit ton of $$$. not hanging out at GFY crowing about fake nickle and dime trades.

HEY HEY CRUCIO. I was just swimming in the piles of virtual cash i made. The pile is so big by now that it takes me some time to break through and reach the computer. Same as you my friend. I know you seek me as great minds think alike. My alarms were set at 6220, when that went off, BOOOOOOM, i jizzed and bought a couple million bitcoins. Then i waited and in 2 days, BOOOOOM, sold at 6670. EZ 7% on those millions. Man, this trading shit is so ez. Did you set your alarms crucio as i have? Life so ez for us that know how to manipulate market!

Now I know you guys are high - you are actually going to sit here and extrapolate 1% daily gains to an annual?

That is literally the first thing every rookie temporary trader does.

What happens is, the thing you didn't expect wipes out 20% 3 times and you have nothing soon. Day traders always lose eventually, and each one thinks they have a new "system" that is unbeatable.

You don't have the tools, the speed, the capital, or the spreads to volume trade every day and win in the long term.

It is literally the "first mistake" to extrapolate: "EWI: Could you name two mistakes frequently made by stock traders?

Wayne Gorman: (mistake 1) The first big mistake is the flawed logic of extrapolation. Many traders and investors assume that a trend will remain in force until an "event" comes along to change it. But market trends are not like billiard balls on a pool table. This false assumption will put you on the wrong side of the market more times than not, especially at major turning points.

Your potential for loss remains, but you multiply it daily and have only a small calculated expectation (in the mathematic sense)

Generations of volatility traders have fallen before you came here. If you are really good, tell us where the next 1000% return is?

ever heard about stop losses, risk management and finally...TA :) ?
I heard sth, but didnt use it...thats why I lost a lot...in first months.
Now I'm back in the game...it's boring ! but brings money.

7000 looking really good. These upward bounces are getting stronger. This looks like its going to be sustainable

wrong...my base position is always in USD...I hold crypto for minutes to hours depending on what is going on but I never leave the trade alone ever...my losses are insignificant...I know only the bear market, I got in after new years...I would love for BTC to range or pump or even dump, I make money no matter what...


hello berkeleleleleleley...how would you know what a successful trader does? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

did you find a fault in my trades? I post them a day in advance and up to now, if we count compound, after 10 days I am up 14%+ with my blind monkey selling 1hr after the trigger...use your berkeleleleleleleley education to call me out on my trades if you find a fault...it would make you look like you did not get shafted for your education and a 3rd world joke out-trades you :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


I am thinking up a way for my cat to out trade you...but it is not going well...but if I succeed it will be hilarious...maybe I will split his litter in half and if he shits in the left half of the litter I will go long and if he shits on the right I will go short...but some smarty pants would accuse me of moving the turd to suit the trade I want to take...I would not do this of course...I genuinely believe that my cat can out trade you....

i'm not an uneducated serb claiming to be a btc oracle on teh gfy who 6 months ago was ranting about how dumb btc is.

oh hello foamy mouth :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh I did not see you...

how is your gelatinous existence going? are you being very very jelly, and if so, what flavor are you being? salty?...are you a salty jelly?...you are a savoury gelatinous life form, foaming and wobbling from being all jelly 24/7 and shit...foamy jelly IRL...

^^^ too dumb to follow

Mods...pls change my Nick to Oracle mc oracleface...or ninjatrader9000...I'm fine with either...thank you...

And what did you do? Played minecraft with 14 year olds again? :1orglaugh

No seriously. This serb fag claims to be 40 years old. :1orglaugh
What syndrome do you think he has?

No my friend, only the house does that. If you have spreads, you will lose on small gain volume trades.

Of course, but they all fail on high volume losses, when they get bypassed. Trades have two parties. Stop losses are just sell orders. If there is no counterparty, there is no sale, and no "protection".

It happens all the time but enjoy it while it isn't happening. If you get lucky enough to get out ahead, try to find a real investment.

not so often on markets with multibillion volume per day...

another day another profit...got it at 6721 and the blind monkey sold exactly 60 min later at 6733...thats like 0.1% profit after the fees...

wins: 14% (compound)
losses: 0.3%


I leave the same buy in level @6721...I am not comfortable trading in this region with my hands tied but pimp can handle it...dont want no foamy mouth foamy mouths complaining about pimp not leaving a trade open...

By doing NOTHING I will make more $ than all of you pathetic day traders will make in a lifetime.

HODL

Everyone is so nice here :)

Same here. We're killing it my friend. And you were right again. The change in trends came at 16th july. Just as you predicted my friend. Every month, change happens on 6th, give or take 10 days, so you're right again my friend, the range is set. The signs are there, the oracle has spoken and noone listens.

Remember guys, every 6th (give or take 10 days up or down) change in trends happens, my fellow baller noticed the trend. Life is ez when you know the market ayay my baller friend!!

Since we're comparing penises tho, my stats
Compound: 5993.555035% give or take 0.005%
Losses: -444.5% (that's actually not a loss i'm just messing with the baddies - + - gives + ayay har har pirate).
Alarms: 5505
STD BTD OPH Th : 4

up up up

hello foamy mouth :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I see you now have thick thick foam..btw. how is your jaw?...tired? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

anway, as the oracle was saying, the oracle is not comfortable blind monkey trading in the sticky zones 6700-6800 and also 6500 depending on the situation...another loss...auto buy at 6721 and sell 60 min later at 6715...lets call it 0.3% with the trading fees included..

recap:

wins +14%
losses: +0.5%

new buy order set at 6762...

things to keep in mind:
1) all the losses would have been wins if a savvy trader like me was trading and not a blind monkey that sells 60min later no matter what happens inbetween
2) all the real entry positions would have been tighter
3) all the real exits would have been tighter
4) I would have traded in alts so the overall % would have been greater
5) margin is about to enter the game...things are about to go up 2x and 3x


I can lead the thirsty to water but I can not make them drink...

yeah no...you are down like 70% in the last 7 months and I am up every single month and each new month is a much greater gain because of the compound nature of the trading game...pimps up, hoes down...

So every couple of weeks, or half the month, a trend happens. Got it Nostradamus. In other words, each month you have a 50-50 chance of being right - or wrong. :1orglaugh

Maybe, but gaining 1% one month, then 2% the next doesn't thrill me. Waking up one day and seeing BTC go 10x does.

Therefore, I sit and wait simply because I can afford to. One big gain and it dwarfs your tiny daily gains. So again: HODL. (Unless you enjoy the daily juice of trading then go for it.)

dude on a bad day I do 1%/day not per month :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

with margin I am now looking at 2-3%/day :2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:

Ok, good luck young man

Ok everyone, don't forget your alarms, butterfly spreads, bells and whistles.
Its at $6700 and its time to buy buy buy.. Lets max out our demo wallets and swim in imaginary cash! I made 12% ROI without having to buy or sell anything. Cock sliding graph was real help.

I also recommend Peter Popoff and his holly water special!

I agree. Let me add on to your excelent points.
Things to keep in mind:
1) We never lose because we never sell we're just virtual trading and raking in virtual cash
2) Real entry positions are up there with real margin extrapolations from between the scrotum and the tip
3) Real exits are somewhere inbetween usdt and margin exceptions that fall inbetween the rise and fall of the pelvis
4) With margins entering the game, and the extrapolation from the pelvis tendoin to the scrotum bottomup junction corelation inside the graph we can conclude that marginal expectations for the rise are around 55.3% and contraversial trading hazards of fall are around 0.244%, thus we can compound the interest on both and expectations rise to a flat 49999.23% of interest in a 25 day timespan.

I would say we're doing good my brother.

Preach it my friend, preach! 6th, alarms, thd, sdk, lmk, you name it, they don't listen. Life ez for you and me.
Your attention span is that of a human fish. I'd write "woooosh" but it would still go past you :) Next thing i'm going to hear is that you don't believe in the rise and fall dick graph analysis.

Not true! I am putting all my money into cock and balls based on that graph. :D

hello foamy mouths :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I see you are all reduced to ignoring my obvious trade success and pretending like you do not understand that I am fucking you goooooooooood :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

carry on faggots :thumbsup

You're not including me in that are you? I bet I can bang more girls than you - just buy a plane ticket to wherever you are and hire the girls and I'll show you

nope...I am just shitting on ladida and anal paste and nizer




note to foamy mouths:

5% just happened mother fuckers :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

the blind monkey will sell in 60 min :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Now is a very good time to buy crypto.

NICE POP! What I tell you?!!! The next 7 days should give us enough pattern data to see if 8K is around the corner or we'll have to seesaw a bit until the next sustainable floor. Once that floor is reached, expect another pop.

thanks for the heads up on the pop oracle!

another day another profit...when will foamy mouths learn that they are no match for the oracle?

ok trade active at 6762....the blind monkey sold 60 min later at 7342...easy +8%

10 day recap:

profit with compound interest +22%
loss with compound and trading fees +0.5%

wheres that foamy mouth one hung lo? he says he traded for 27 years and called me out when I said I do 1%/day...well he was right...I am doing 2%/day...I should have listened to his experience...

buy order set at 7525...

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Bitches making fun of my alarms...drawing dicks on my charts...well that's what you get...this is a teachable moment: mess with the pimp, and become a gimp...I suggest AWE make a "most massive pimp" award and just give it to me every year...my pimposity is maximum...I am charting new territory...deeper in the naysayers ass than those Filipino kids...Elon musks submarine is here...oh and here comes Stephen Spielberg with his Nautilus 1...I see a light...it is getting brighter and there is movement...oh, I just went so deep up their ass that I came out of their mouth...oh well...

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!

My flat is so full of virtual currancy I can bearly move.

Dude. Send me a PM. Show me the way of the tiger, um jedi, um crypto trader.

Didn't I tell you to buy bitches?
I just bought Bermuda from the Queen of England. Blind order of my virtual profits for Bermuda Islands.
I was thinking to buy Serbia but realized what kind of people live there.
Off to Bermuda now!
Set your buy bell and orders for 7700. Woohoo. Swim in cash! Free meth for everyone!

Sadly, my trading has to end in 19 months if I start doing margin...at the rate I am trading + margin, I will get ALL the coins...the entire market cap...or maybe 20 months if crypto moons again...I did not count compound interest in...just calculated it off the top of my head...with compound it's bound to be sooner...

So sad news after all...i find something I like doing and it will end up by me hogging all the coins...

Things I will do to counter this:

1) no margin
2) I will trade stoned
3) I will trade just 3 days a week
4) keep my positions smaller

This is sustainable and responsible trading...as the father of modern crypto day trading, it is my responsibility to leave something for the next generation of traders...I am like Jesus...