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I'm not getting that plane ticket, am I?

you're flying on the btc oracle's private jet!

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I will not have time to trade today so I will need you to be the oracle while I am gone...when the inevitable profit comes, just make fun of the foamy mouths and their trading disabilities and set a new buy order at a little above what ever BTC is ranging at...

ok small loss today...7525 triggered...blind monkey sold exactly 60min later at 7463...1% loss...

recap:

gains so far: +22%
losses so far: +1.5%

same buy order set at 7525...in my absence, listen to the stand in oracle ilnjscb...I have passed on the sacred texts to him...he is now bequeathed with the burden of being the oracle while I take time off because I am afraid I will hog all the coins and cash...and there wont be shit left to trade with :2 cents:

11% profit overnight. WooHoo!!!

sleeping :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

another day another win...when will the foamy mouths learn that they are no match for the oracle?

last position exit at 7463...new buy order set at 7331...easy 2% profit...


almost 2 week summary:

profit +24%
loss +1.5%

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no profit on the last position...entered at 7331 exited 1h later at 7344...that aint shit...

new buy order set at 7361...


meanwhile the foamy mouths are awfully quiet...probably passed out from all the dick...

got in at 7361 blind monkey got out at 7402 exactly 60 min later...thats 0.7% profit...that aint shit...does not count...thats how pimp rolls...if its not over 1% profit it does not count...pffffffff....


new buy order at 7432


aint nobody make fun of pimps alarms....aint nobody :pimp

I make money while I am :stoned

buy low sell high, i dont know how or why people willingly accept getting stopped out at loss, seems terrible decision, waiting it out will always allow any purchase now to become profit later

Cut that loss in the bud and trade on...you do not know if it will reverse or stay low for months...but you do know that there will be 100s of new trades...suck it up and trade on...

Ain't that the truth. However, not for you and me. We manipulate markets we make money by the buckets. I'm up compuned 55% just from yesterday at 5.52 am to like last evening at 22.31. Had 22 alarms in that timespan. Life so ez.

You drew dicks on my beautiful charts so I drew dicks on your soul...you now live with the knowledge that a joke trades better than you do...I am the Bob Ross of trading, bringing it to you as simple as possible, while at the same time being the Paul Tudor Jones of crypto making fat stacks live...how do I even do it???...amazing...

God forbid we enter a bull market...God forbid...I would then apply my "root of all evil" trading strategy...oh God no...nooooooo...there will be no coins left to trade with if I take them all...shit I hope that does not happen...

The Oracle will now go and nibble on various types of cheese to calm down...

Life is ez ye! I just bought a virtual 400 foot yacht as well.

yes yes mysterious forces are preventing me from having success in real life with trading but I can do 2%/day as a joke with my hands tied behind by back :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

look my dick is like an extra long bullet train entering your ass at like 500mph and going on and on and on....your ass is like a multi lane tunnel with massive traffic...I could rent billboard space in the tunnel that is your ass and make bank...I am working on also installing a naval route in your ass for big ass tankers and carriers to transport goods...oh and I have plans to build an airport too...all sorts of shit going in and out of your weak trader ass :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I am going to need a bigger wallet soon :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

100 % true. if you didn't setup stop loss before, and losses now are too big, the only option that you have is to wait ;-)
But I agree about stop losses. I forgot about it last time and I'm like 11 % down...

See, this is why me and crucio are talking about alarms all the time. You have to set your alarms. Life all ez after that. My boy crucio already planing to go into construction.

pro tip for binance:

binance freezes the fuck up when a big move happens...when you enter a position, for arguments sake lets say you got in at 7000 and you want to be sure to sell ASAP if a flash crash happens, you should type in the moment you buy ===> sell for 6000...the order will not sell at 6000 of course, this would be madness :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh but you have your finger on the button in case of a crash and you just press sell if it starts to go south...the exchange will sell everything it can for 7000 but if the price starts going down it will sell for the next available price level for example 6995 or 6994 and so on until your order is filled....6000 is just a number that you typed in so you do not get caught by the freeze of death when binace freezes up...

my single biggest loss is now maybe 0.3% in a flash crash...binance will freeze up but it is sufficient only to press sell 1x and the order will execute in the background...there is no reason to ever have a single loss over 0.3%...

the advantage of this method over a classic stop loss is that if you want to trail your stop loss up and up and follow the price going up, you have to type in numbers in the keyboard and a freeze may happen any time...then you try 2x 3x and the price keeps moving away from you before you can adapt...I trail my stop loss by simply keeping my finger on the button...my sell is at a ridiculous 6000 even though nothing will be sold at this price but at the max price possible :thumbsup

Yep. ALARMS!

Yes alarms...time is a precious commodity and following price action in an efficient way is key...I use tradingview sms alerts as a backup to my regular alerts on my PC...I also have a laptop next to my bed that is on 24/7 and logged in to binance at all times...i keep the brightness to a minimum so it does not bother me at night but i can still see the chart and numbers...I am ready to trade in seconds...

Since my trading style is "never buy right now", alarms are the core of my strategy...crypto price is extremely hard to predict so it is suited more for a reactive approach...I wait for the fish to take the bait, I do not go in the water and try to hook it...this way my losses are extremely low as demonstrated in this thread...I am immune to psychological traps and personal opinion and I trade only reactively...my default position is out but the finger is always on the button...


You now know why the oracle uses alarms so much...

YAy, a trading ninja you are. However, i would suggest, if it won't offend you again, an another approach. I'd invest some of the virtual profits you rake in (as i did) into small monkeys (you don't want gorillas or orangutans, they make a huge mess, trust me). I have a room full of monkeys that each have 10 alarm clocks near them. One for each finger. I set alarms and bananas near it. It's easy and very cheap. Monkeys are cheaper workforce then humans, and they work for bananas. I know those don't come cheap and they could be extinct soon yes, but so far, it's working and cheaper then child labor from china, and i rake in so much virtual currency i dont know what to do with all the money as it is.

So yea. Alarms, monkeys and bananas! Try it.

The proof is in the pudding...I do 2%/day with a joke...my trade mastery is obvious...I will name my real trading style "tènèrè"...you will witness the coin shortage on markets and you will all say "oh no! Tènèrè!!!"...

Alts are bleeding to death and btc is starting to tank...its profit o' clock!...

Are still making $$$$$ or what, ballers? Alarms set - check. bells set - check. Buy/sell orders at 7021.34 set - check.

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Fuck. And I just ordered 6 Nigerian butlers. I knew there was a purpose! Me and you bro, we need to go 50/50 and buy out Amazon.

If crucio doesn't beat us to it that is! I've sent contacts to elon musk about my virtual profits already to buy out portions of tesla with my profits this month. I think i made a good case of explaining it to him that i don't have the money and that profits are virtual, but that my compound interest rate is around 554.3953% per 4 days. I think he'll like my pitch. I explained him the idea of never selling so you never lose!

ah the desperation of denial...how amusing :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

weak ass traders calling my profits virtual even though I will be able to cash out to fiat for years to come :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

carry on :thumbsup

See, on my day, it went up $400 and I didn't say anything. That's how you do it.

Yes but I am posting this to prove that a joke can out trade the foamy mouths...

Well, you, my friend, have become quite the trader.

Downward trends are pretty strong currently. Anyone shorting HARD?

not seeing the strong downward BTC trend, where are you looking? Also, shorting BTC now with Aug 10 possible ETF news, and also the probable ETF happening in 2018/2109 seems like a bad idea imo.

Out of curiousity, what tools and graphs are you checking from?

My alarm monkeys woke me up this morning 39.5 times (the 0.5 is when i didn't want to wake up as i have too much virtual money to care about 1 trade) so i had a bad night sleep, but a good virtual trading day. Let's not let this thread die away while we make mad virtual cash.

Life so ez.

my alarm woke me up today and told me mooooooooooooooooooooooooooney

never forget that a joke trades better than you do :thumbsup

$8300 ballers. My bells and whistles are hot. I'm buying, selling, buying, selling faster than Serb soldier running away from NATO drones. Profits so high my buddy Jeff Bezos has been leaving messages on my ruby and gold encrusted Huawei phone every 30 minutes

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^^^^ foamy mouth

Preach it, preach! I'm glad we have a fellow follower crucio. Life so ez, virtual money pouring in. My monkeys working overtime on the bear market that's rising pretending to be bull market rise that happens temporary every 6th of the month give or take 10+ days. Oracle said it all. Drowning in virtual currency here i bought myself 2 more virtual estates.

I made nice virtual money today trading in a hammock, under a triangular tarp, surrounded by pine trees and working on a tablet...I am going to install speakers in my helmet so that I can get alerts while I am on the road...its a pitty there is not a place where I can cash out my virtual profits, something like a fiat exchanger that I could cash out with a deposit to his wallet and he sends fiat to my bank account...oh wait...I have the dude available 24/7 and it takes 2min...

I just got me a lazy sofa its much better than a hammock...I can even camp for a few days and trade...the oracle is going back to his roots, seeking adventure and making fat stacks in hammocks...under a tarp...in the woods...what a legend!

LOL, virtual whale :1orglaugh

No wonder you are broke irl serb :2 cents:

How are my virtual ballers doing? HOooooolaaaaaaaaR. Life so ez. My alarms are booming last few days i had to feed monkeys more bananas so eventho i had a compound spike of around 549.349696% in last few days, i need to re-adjust the bottom to -0.3995% because of increase in need to buy more bananas. Still, its good, life so ez.

hello shit trader :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Bought at $6700, sold at $8100.

BOOM!!

no its virtual profits just ask ladida...even when you cash out and hold the fiat in your hands it is still virtual :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I see a rebound happening on 7750...was too late to get in to a margin short position today but nevermind...

Rebound would be nice but remember half the world goes on Holiday in August. What will that do to the price? People cashing out for that week on the beach in Mallorca. LOL

it rebounded 50$ above what I said it would...made almost 9% today...

Leased my fourth 747 from Boeing to haul all my virtual profits into offshores of Barbados.
Did I tell you that I BOUGHT the Barbados? Renaming it Serbiananus next month.
Ballers, ballers. jelly mouth jelly! nenanananana.
Cock sliding graphs rule! I see rebound at 7430.87 Making 3 bucks as we speak.

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Forgive me my two week absence brother BT Ballers. I had to straighten things up with my purchase of Bahama Islands from GB. Change of money, anthem, official language. You all should know what I'm talking about since I'm not the first one to buy few islands with my virtual BTC profits.
So, what are we up to?