The short signal played out and now the 6000 barrier is still looking strong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOT WOOT

Hi fellow baller. I piled up so much virtual profits i had to buy a whole virtual island to hold the virtual profits. They're so huge. I'm glad we have our circle of virtual profit guys raking in wishful market manipulations. All lead by crucio, the leader in imaginary cash.

its funny you should mention the carribean because thats where I am going on thursday to buy some properties (plural)...I will send you some pictures to make you feel nice :thumbsup

We should meet. I'm boarding my virtual plane as we speak!

I am going to fuck so many black girls...in 7 days time there will be a beautiful black ass sitting on my face...

Please do. Haiti real estate is number one investment in every ballers imaginary portfolio. Are you paying them with imaginary bitcoins or with Serbian iamtoolazytolookitups ? :thumbsup

Looking good!

Anyone doubling down on smaller cap cryptos?

vrsc

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Interesting:thumbsup

shit is going up again

Strap on your seat belts for the upward rush

North of $7K baby. Momentum looks strong!

6800 by tomorrow.

Can I quote you on that?

Over $7100 :thumbsup

Looking very stable

Bitcoin always does the opposite of what I say..

Your going to make millions.:thumbsup

How is imaginary Caribbean vacation going, baller? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

It is going really nice...the real estate pricing is for gringos LOL but I have found studios starting at just 5K$ but you have to live among the natives...theres "white people" condos starting at 15k and houses on the coast starting at 30k but you have to have a car...a really nice oceanfront condo is like 65K but its 1 min from the beach and is in a gated community...you have to pay a monthly service fee but its in the 100$ range...

I have spoken to several small hotel owners down here who are expats themselves and their ROI on rental is about 8% per year...it is higher for cheaper properties if you can get guests yourself and it is even higher if you offer service for the appartments yourself...

I will probably start with a 3-4 bedroom beachfront house with a plot of land that allows for expansion and then build the rest...I am looking to build a 15 room hotel with a reception, small restaurant and shop...it is the easiest to start with an existing house and expand than to start from an empty plot...a beachfront plot is about 50k but permits and instalation of utilities in the carribean is slooow...

It is still too soon to purchase anything...location is everything and I have so much more islands to visit...

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What exact island are you talking about?

The carribean island of virtual estates.

Good job baller. Now can you find some stock photos for us to see. As promised.
Did you already hire someone to manage your imaginary rentals and go to meetings for you? You spend entire days time here, so I can't see how a busy real-estate baller be doing all of this at the same time.
When are you coming to visit me in Bahamas? We are practically neighbors. I'm about to rename them to islands of Thor. I bought the whole Island, thanks to you and your cock graphs.

Grand Bullshit Islands.

At the moment I am in the dominican republic...the first place I went to was punta cana ...it is not my cup of tea but you cant beat the 5K$ pricetag for a 1 bedroom brick and concrete appartment in the ghetto amongst locals...they are very very nice people and you are safe living there...they blast music all day and night but they have surprisingly good taste and you can eat out for like 10$/ day if you eat their food...I do not like punta cana because it is a resort town and its not my thing...

I am progressing slowly on the north coast and it is only getting better and better...I am looking for somethis close to airports but far from resorts and cities...samana and las terrenas are great and the real jewels are on the outskirts of these towns...all realestate agencies are gringo pricing...you need a dominican contact, my taxi driver finds me much better deals on property than any agest...then you need to find some good lawyers and agents over expats I found some dude on youtube who does reviews with other expats on agents and stuff...never buy what you see online or in an agency unless you want to throw money out of the window...

Im here in DR for the next 2 months and I still have several islands to visit after that...st thomas and grenadines, aruba, curacao and guadaloupe are next because I have easy direct flights...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh . . .

I may not purchase anything in the next year but you are going to look awfully stupid when I post pics...

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If I may my friend, be careful with real estate in DR. Of course you already know nowhere near the border with Haiti. A lot of islands you have restrictions on foreigners buying as well. You might acquire a leasehold but that will expire.

Real estate in the Philippines is CRAZY. You can double your money in a ridiculously short period of time.

I have a lot to learn this is for sure...I have seen several places built from wood, with semi open rooms, no side walls...the temperature here is always great...the only closed rooms are the bedroom and bathroom...the living room is covered with a roof and so is the kitchen but no side walls...there is only an outdoor mosquito net that separates the living room from the balcony...

this is incredibly interesting for me, I have already built a house before and construction like this is much cheaper than brick and mortar...there are no hurricanes here, puerto rico takes them all so wood is feasible as a building material...an open living room is the shit...no matter what happens I will build like this...

whoa this thread has gone to shit.

... to BTC holders, make sure you claim your Sept 10th fork coins safely.

Oh my God, oh my God what am I going to do when you post pictures of 5K condos :1orglaugh With 8% ROI.






Baller.

Its St Vincent and the Grenadines fool. :1orglaugh
Stay in DR ass clown. 5K won't buy you tent space in Aruba or Curacao. With your budget you will be hitchhiking back to DR on a fishing boat. :1orglaugh

if you need some advise for DR: FORGET IT !!!!
I lived there for 6 years. I came as a millionair and I went back to europe completely broke.
never expected that people who look so trustful and sometimes even can´t write their names are able to throw me that hard over the table.

DR is a wonderful island when you are there as a tourist. if you live there you will see the other face of it - and this face is UGLY.

DR has reported a very low crime rate - the reason is: if you want to report a crime (what I did several times) you have to pay an entrance fee to the police station, after that you have to invite everybody there to dinner, than buy paper where the guy who is able to write can type the report on a 1945 type writer.
if they stole you something you wait 1 week than some police guy will show up and tell you that they found your stuff at the other end of the island but to catch the guys and get your stuff back they would need a car. you need to rent them one. and sure they have to drink and eat on this mission too - you will pay for it. and when they come back after 1 week, spend all your money they will tell you with a face that makes you feel sorry for them, that they have been too late.

buy a piece of land in the DR is another surprise, because you will find out after, that your own lawyer, that you took to make sure that all is fine ripped you off together with the seller.
after you think you own the land 100 other "owners" will show up.

I still own land there. one of it is in the middle of a hotel in punta cana - and they did not want to buy it from me (even when the owner General electrics should have the money to buy) - they tried to kill me, the tried to put me in jail by smuggling drugs to my house and tried to get me with money falsification (because i had a color printer).

the face you see now is the OPPOSITE of what DR is.
I have never seen any foreigner there who did not want to go back home. Unfortunately most of them lost all the money to do that. And most of them are dead already. Either killed or died on Malaria and other stuff what officially not exists.

My wife had malaria and I had problems to find a doctor who was willing to check it (because it simply does not exist as they will tell you).
After I found one and the result was positive some hotel mafia and tourist police from there came and told me how deep the sea is around there if I would ever tell that to anybody.

I went there with 3 million and came back with 500 German Marks and had to start my live from below zero with 40.

The only satisfaction I have is that I got back wealthy and I know that all those who robbed me are worse today because they are not used to live with money and it made them much more problems to have it as to be poor.

I am really sorry that your carribean dream turned out like that...

so far I have only researched the DR and if I was to invest here it would be over a local bank and I easily qualify for their financing...I guess a 20 year loan is my best protection against double selling and I will let the bank finance me as much as possible...I do not count on this as an income stream and I will be able to pay off the entire amount easily the whole time or just walk away from it if things turn sour....a new development is that I have found rent so cheap that I question the need to buy anything at all...at this point in time I am just touring...I will not make a decision any time soon...

I have spoken to several expats here and most of them are happy, some are not and they mention the exact same things you do...dominicans are mostly nice people but they will try to "hustle" you any way they can...there is no welfare here so its nothing personal...the police seem to be getting better and less corrupt for the big things, but they are corrupt for small petty shit and probably always will be...I am from the 3rd world myself and I am used to much worse so it wont be a radical adjustment for me in any case...

if you go to a bank and they tell you about interest and they tell you something like 4% - than don´t get too much exited - they always talk about MONTHLY interest ;-)

loan is a huge business there and you can make a lot and lose a lot.
they call it compra venta because you do not give a simple loan you buy something from the debtor and give him a fixed time and rate to buy it back.

i did that too and my lawyer "bought" houses, cars, land and much more things....and the end of the day not one of this people in the contracts was existing - all just lies....
and no chance to get your money back or sue him.

i had just one real friend there. he was a guy who went quite rich with changing currencies. so he owned a house and a nice car and he worked hard.
one day someone shot him on the way to santo domingo and stole all the money.
they catched the guys (they were his own nephews).
the police got also the money but it never appeared again. it got lost at the police station.

if i compare this time with thailand (where i live since 6 years now also) it is like heaven and hell. thailand is also a corrupt country but you are able to deal with that. DR you will not be able to deal with - no matter what experience you had before.

i was one day in prison there because i was not willing to pay a 500 dollar fine by crossing a red light with my car.
i asked the police guy where this fucking light is (because there was no) - he showed me where is WAS 5 minutes before.
if i would start to write a book about that NOBODY in the fucking world would believe me a single word.

you are probably right...I love the tropics and happy people, and this is not exclusive to the DR...even if the chances are small there are so many other islands...no reason for me to be stubborn about DR but I will still tour the entire land...

You should write more about it - I hope you will. Also, how did you make your money back? We used to have another guy on here who went from zero (he was even homeless) to doing well.

Haiti is a complete loss, unfortunately, and very very dangerous. The problem in DR is contracts are unenforceable. The tourist police exist in many places - some places they do an OK job, some cases they are part of the problem.

In the end, never invest in an island until you have power - no power, they will take everything you have.

Many black women are beautiful. I love their smooth skin. Beautiful women!

:2 cents: . . .

It is strange here...the blacker the girl the prettier she is in general...I do not know where they are from perhaps haiti...the most genetically perfect beautiful face and super clear skin hotties...

Naturally, the perfect 10s want relationships and do not go fucking white dudes for fun...they take like 90000000 selfies its all they do...or group up and photo each other...even the dudes take selfies like some faggots...


Btc down 1000$ in one day...shit I miss trading...

Nice buying opportunity going on now

You are real estate whale now, baller. Just buy entire neighborhood and rename it New Serbia. Resell it to other Serbian ballers at x10 price you paid. What can possibly go wrong in a shithole country with high crime, corruption and inflation? Solid bet.

Hey now. It's not down, you just buy more! The more it falls you buy more, you never sell and you have endless virtual profits!

Then you use that on the black honeys in imaginary land since they know you're good to pay with all the virtual fortunes you amass . You might not have the cash on hand, but you sure as hell have virtual one!

I lived in DR for 1,5 year. Never ever had problem with locals. and yeah, NOISE was the biggest problem for me there. Maybe because I kept low profile, never wanted to buy real estate there and invest..was just having fun there :)