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HairyChick · 07-07-2018, 04:35 PM

mikeet · 07-07-2018, 05:30 PM

Looks like Barbie drinking some Jack Daniels while Ken is fucking her up the ass drinking a cold Coke?

baddog · 07-07-2018, 05:35 PM

You really need to relearn how to share stuff. I for one only click your links in hope of finally seeing something; so far, nothing but click bait.

Look Chang · 07-07-2018, 11:54 PM

My equation was different, I got a son with two bottles of red wine and an ejaculation in the spoons position while my wife was drunk sleeping ...

HairyChick · 07-08-2018, 06:11 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

You really need to relearn how to share stuff. I for one only click your links in hope of finally seeing something; so far, nothing but click bait.

Everyone else sees them. Click bait for what? You think BuzzFeed or the NY Post pay me per click? LOL. Yeah, I see my affiliate number in each link. $10 per click so I'm livin' large. Mercedes, Cristal and BitCoin. OH, and $25k for my new electric wheelchair.

No, that was courtesy of you, the taxpayer, via SSDI. Oopsie. Thanks!!

You should be in those commercials,, "this is your brain on drugs." A link to a funny story for a laugh instead of Trump bashing, USA bashing, or attacks on folks here. The choice boggles the mind.

Here's a redeeming ending. Trump is god, Trump sucks, USA people are fat and lazy, €£%#¥$&?* is s stupid left/right/middle democrat republican gay pussy-eating black/white/Jewish Jerry Falwell fan.

I'm going back to sleep, laughing at paranoid imaginative dingbats/fruit loops

sarettah · 07-08-2018, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by PamWinterReturns

Everyone else sees them.

No, they don't. What they see is a link, not the image or video or whatever you are trying to show us.

A link is fine for an html page, but even there (imho) you should quote at least a small amount of the pertinent information from the page.

If you are posting an image you should use the img tag to actually show the image in the post.

If you are posting a youtube video or vimeo vide, you should use the youtube or vimeo embed code to bring it into the post.

I think most of us are being fairly patient with you for the most part because we feel for the situation you went through but it does at times get frustrating.

Just imho of course.

I hope I have not offended you, as that is not what I am trying to do. I am just trying to clarify the situation for you.

If you are still having issues remembering simple things then by all means carry on and continue to do what you know how to do but please do not be offended when someone mentions it to you. BD did not attack you, he just pointed something out. There really was no reason to get as defensive about it as you did, again, just imho.

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oppoten · 07-08-2018, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by PamWinterReturns

You think BuzzFeed or the NY Post pay me per click?

No, but you're advertising them.

HairyChick · 07-08-2018, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

No, they don't. What they see is a link, not the image or video or whatever you are trying to show us.

A link is fine for an html page, but even there (imho) you should quote at least a small amount of the pertinent information from the page.

If you are posting an image you should use the img tag to actually show the image in the post.

If you are posting a youtube video or vimeo vide, you should use the youtube or vimeo embed code to bring it into the post.

I think most of us are being fairly patient with you for the most part because we feel for the situation you went through but it does at times get frustrating.

Just imho of course.

I hope I have not offended you, as that is not what I am trying to do. I am just trying to clarify the situation for you.

If you are still having issues remembering simple things then by all means carry on and continue to do what you know how to do but please do not be offended when someone mentions it to you. BD did not attack you, he just pointed something out. There really was no reason to get as defensive about it as you did, again, just imho.

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He said he clicks the link and sees nothing. If they didn't work, others would comment.

I clicked the img icon but the only thing that showed was the url, not the photo. Also, no permission to repost photo. Someone might get upset if their logs are filled from gofuckyouself

I felt attacked but a nickname on a forum harassing me is minor.

I'm not offended by you at all. You were trying to help and were nice about it. No one can understand losing your memory until it happens. I appreciate the gentle treatment. It's incredibly frustrating when I'm typing and looking clueless when it used to be me with the knowledge I was using Linux and now I can't get to a dos prompt.

CaptainHowdy · 07-08-2018, 11:38 AM

Coke has too much sugar :/ . . .

sarettah · 07-08-2018, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by PamWinterReturns

I clicked the img icon but the only thing that showed was the url, not the photo. Also, no permission to repost photo. Someone might get upset if their logs are filled from gofuckyouself

The image does not get pulled in until you post. It is not wysiwyg.

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sarettah · 07-08-2018, 11:53 AM

sarettah · 07-08-2018, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by PamWinterReturns

No one can understand losing your memory until it happens............ It's incredibly frustrating when I'm typing and looking clueless when it used to be me with the knowledge I was using Linux and now I can't get to a dos prompt.

I can't imagine.

Just keep on keeping on, ya know? I do hope you get better and stronger.

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Sly · 07-08-2018, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

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How do you make these gifs? Handy little tool.

ghjghj · 07-08-2018, 05:17 PM

never mind

Smack dat · 07-08-2018, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Look Chang

My equation was different, I got a son with two bottles of red wine and an ejaculation in the spoons position while my wife was drunk sleeping ...

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Way to take advantage of a situation dude.
Way she your wife before you stuck your dick in her while she slept?

sarettah · 07-08-2018, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

How do you make these gifs? Handy little tool.

I use screencastify, it's a chrome add on. I think there are other ones that do the same thing too.

I use it in place of writing run documentation a lot of the time. I hate writing run docs.

https://www.screencastify.com/

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CaptainHowdy · 07-08-2018, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

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$5 submissions · 07-08-2018, 06:08 PM

Awesome picture

It could have been worse... a Rube Goldberg type of machine ending up with the congrats message

HairyChick · 07-08-2018, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

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Ah thank you. I’ll bookmark this as I’ll never remember. That’s a cool little addon. I might try it out.

It’s a lot better to post the photo as people don’t trust blind links. I know I don’t click blindly even on iOS. Years ago I posted pictures but could code easily. My newest project will have me coding every day so I’ll begin to remember it.

HairyChick · 07-08-2018, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

I can't imagine.

Just keep on keeping on, ya know? I do hope you get better and stronger.

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I do. It’s never easy but I’m determined to walk again. I do my therapy each day and muscle has returned. Some days I want to say “fuck it” but I have reasons why I can’t.

No one promised an easy life. We get life and it’s up to us to make it successful.

HairyChick · 07-08-2018, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions

Awesome picture

It could have been worse... a Rube Goldberg type of machine ending up with the congrats message

I thought she has a great sense of humor.

Whiskey and coke and fucking minus a condom equals a pregnancy!

Matyko · 07-09-2018, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

No, they don't. What they see is a link, not the image or video or whatever you are trying to show us.

A link is fine for an html page, but even there (imho) you should quote at least a small amount of the pertinent information from the page.

If you are posting an image you should use the img tag to actually show the image in the post.

If you are posting a youtube video or vimeo vide, you should use the youtube or vimeo embed code to bring it into the post.

I think most of us are being fairly patient with you for the most part because we feel for the situation you went through but it does at times get frustrating.

Just imho of course.

I hope I have not offended you, as that is not what I am trying to do. I am just trying to clarify the situation for you.

If you are still having issues remembering simple things then by all means carry on and continue to do what you know how to do but please do not be offended when someone mentions it to you. BD did not attack you, he just pointed something out. There really was no reason to get as defensive about it as you did, again, just imho.

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Quoted For Truth

CamTraffic · 07-09-2018, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Look Chang

My equation was different, I got a son with two bottles of red wine and an ejaculation in the spoons position while my wife was drunk sleeping ...

Probably not yours man. Sorry

yuu.design · 07-09-2018, 11:07 AM

hahahahha, good one :P

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