A Grey Goose Layed these in my kitchen...

[brassmonkey]

what do i do??? drink them or let them go?

[Sly]

Return them for Russian Standard.

[Boozer]

Dont take them outside, damn things will blow away.

This wind has been a pain in the ass.

[Boozer]

Originally Posted by Sly

Return them for Russian Standard.

or some Tito's

[RyuLion]

Very nice! Enjoy!

[BaldBastard]

" Flavoured anything" trips off my serious indigestion alarm alerts.

1/2 glass vodka over ice, 1/2 fresh orange squeezed into it, stir and drink.. bliss.

Is that really so difficult that you need a chemical flavoured orange substitute?

[just a punk]

Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard

1/2 glass vodka over ice, 1/2 fresh orange squeezed into it, stir and drink.. bliss.

This is called screwdriver - a drink for women. Don't take it as a personal insult, but this is something that cheap whores here do. Men don't drink screwdrivers, cocktails etc. If you drink vodka, drink it cold from small 40-50 ml shots - w/o ice, w/o juice and other girlish things.

This is a Russian way to drink vodka:



Note that we always drink it with lots of high-calorie food (course if you are not some poor homeless alcoholic).

[BaldBastard]

Originally Posted by CyberSEO

This is called screwdriver - a drink for women. Don't take it as a personal insult, but this is something that cheap whores here do. Men don't drink screwdrivers, cocktails etc. If you drink vodka, drink it cold from small 40-50 ml shots - w/o ice, w/o juice and other girlish things.

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Screw Driver has soda in it, btw my wife drinks straight vodka, I've seen her in Thailand get in drinking matches with Russians usually military guys on leave, always fun! Beware Kiwi women, they don't get drunk till the third bottle is finished heheh.

Anything with artificial favouring in it beats my guts up bad, because I've drunk so much of it in my past, Baldy and Cointreau used to be best friends. 3/4 glass of Cointreau, splash of soda water on top till it just turns cloudy. I'd drink 15 of those over lunch a few years back.

1/2 a bottle of red wine now and I'm looking for a couch to sleep on.

[spads]

Originally Posted by CyberSEO

This is called screwdriver - a drink for women. Don't take it as a personal insult, but this is something that cheap whores here do. Men don't drink screwdrivers, cocktails etc. If you drink vodka, drink it cold from small 40-50 ml shots - w/o ice, w/o juice and other girlish things.

This is a Russian way to drink vodka:



Note that we always drink it with lots of high-calorie food (course if you are not some poor homeless alcoholic).

Straight vodka shots is for alcoholic losers. The entire point for vodka is to have no taste. Every other type of hard liquor is meant to be sipped and enjoyed for the taste, except vodka. Vodka is such a shitty liquor that you have to slam it down like a homeless drunk.

[bns666]

i drink vodka straight or mix it with tonic or fruit juice when i want to drink it longer.

[just a punk]

Originally Posted by spads

Straight vodka shots is for alcoholic losers.

Really? You're such an idiot

Originally Posted by spads

The entire point for vodka is to have no taste.

So vodka has no taste?

Originally Posted by bns666

i drink vodka straight or mix it with tonic or fruit juice when i want to drink it longer.

If you want to drink it longer, just try to do it a Russian way - eat lots of food between every shot. Vodka w/o food (закуска) is something what only alcoholics do.

[MindWaste]

Drink up.. I cant where I live against the rules.. Drink one for me...

[bns666]

anyone drinking votka tonight? i am out of juice so straight vodka for me

[baddog]

Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard

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Screw Driver has soda in it, btw my wife drinks straight vodka, I've seen her in Thailand get in drinking matches with Russians usually military guys on leave, always fun! Beware Kiwi women, they don't get drunk till the third bottle is finished heheh.

Anything with artificial favouring in it beats my guts up bad, because I've drunk so much of it in my past, Baldy and Cointreau used to be best friends. 3/4 glass of Cointreau, splash of soda water on top till it just turns cloudy. I'd drink 15 of those over lunch a few years back.

1/2 a bottle of red wine now and I'm looking for a couch to sleep on.

Screwdrivers are different by country, I guess.

USA: Screwdriver = Vodka and Orange Juice

[just a punk]

Originally Posted by baddog

USA: Screwdriver = Vodka and Orange Juice

The same as everywhere. Course the orange juice can be replaced with apple juice, grape juice, pomegranate juice and even cola or something like that. While vodka and orange juice is the classic one. But anyways, it's a drink for cheap worse here. A straight man won't drink that shit (they prefer vodka, whiskey and cognac/brandy) as well as a normal lady won't drink it too (she will prefer some cocktail... or vodka).

Actually Vodka is #1 alcohol by its purity. If you drink quality vodka only, if won't suffer of hangover on the next morning. The #2 in that list is held by gin and the #3rd place goes to cognac. If you drink anything else (e.g. cocktails, screwdrivers, tequila, grappa, whiskey/bourbon or even lots of beer/wine), the next morning you will ask yourself: "god, why I haven't died yesterday!"

P.S. To be honest, according to the market statistics, whiskey is #2 alcohol drink after vodka in Russia. So a lot of people here are used to drink that stinky shit.

[balint]

Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Actually Vodka is #1 alcohol by its purity.

Maybe you heard about Hungarian "pálinka"...

[k0nr4d]

Originally Posted by CyberSEO

This is called screwdriver - a drink for women. Don't take it as a personal insult, but this is something that cheap whores here do. Men don't drink screwdrivers, cocktails etc. If you drink vodka, drink it cold from small 40-50 ml shots - w/o ice, w/o juice and other girlish things.

This is a Russian way to drink vodka:



Note that we always drink it with lots of high-calorie food (course if you are not some poor homeless alcoholic).

It's not the high-calories that help, its the fat.

[just a punk]

Originally Posted by balint-glm

Maybe you heard about Hungarian "pálinka"...

Not me. Those are international studies.

DHMDepot.com - Purchase Dihydromyricetin Online
Alcoholic drinks that will give you best chance of avoiding a hangover | Metro News
This is the alcohol least likely to give you a hangover - LA Times
etc..

A quote for screwdriver lovers:

While vodka itself is clean, your vodka cocktail may not be. Sugar and artificial sweeteners worsen the effects of hangovers, so it's best to pair your vodka with something that's void of both. Chrissy Teigen might be onto something with her drink of choice. A vodka soda, though admittedly a lot less tasty than its sugary sidekicks like vodka cranberries and tonics, will leave you with a whole lot less regret the following day. The classic choice is so much more than just one of many diet-friendly cocktails.