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07-10-2018, 02:02 PM | #1 |
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I started sleeping outside
.. on the deck. I sleep with a some quilts laid down and a pillow. my dog guards me.... first night was 80 deg when I went to sleep, got up about 4am it was still 75 deg...
it's weird since I'm sleeping 'on the floor' I now have an infinity view bed... and I'm wondering do I need the .45 for the bigger cats? I don't think they will 'stalk a human' with a big dog there... I worry about a fucking rattler climbing on to me while I'm cutting zzzz's |
07-10-2018, 02:24 PM | #2 |
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Just don't sleep out there when you're on you're period, wait until your cycle is over. You don't want coyotes or wolves to get your scent
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07-10-2018, 02:33 PM | #3 |
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You have a mauling fetish??
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07-10-2018, 02:34 PM | #4 |
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OMG. You didn't just say that.
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07-10-2018, 02:45 PM | #6 |
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You can buy it here If you become a club member with them it's $197 Here are some of it's features: Sturdy steel construction 4' x 4' foot platform Flip-up trapdoor 9"w. steps with handrails 500-lb. weight capacity 8 universal mounting brackets 10'h. to platform |
07-10-2018, 02:49 PM | #7 |
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I'd be more concerned with the spiders.
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07-10-2018, 02:55 PM | #8 |
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Ive been homeless too in the past...
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07-10-2018, 02:56 PM | #9 |
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The natural born predators that can grab and eat you like that:
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I wouldn't carry anything less than a .45... I'm still trying to sell my H&R 922, Savage Arms .32 and LeFever 20 gauge is anyone is interested...
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Set up a perimeter like arnold did in the predator movie...can you buy claymores in the USA?....if not ruburself with mud to be invisible and stalk the big cats and snakes with a knife in your mouth...the element of surprise must be on your side...
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before I did that he mostly sat up all night long walking from one end to the other I don't think the cats want to fuck with my dog he's a hundred and seventy pounds Either way we'll all have a moment to think about it before anything happens |
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07-10-2018, 05:21 PM | #21 |
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A friend in Santa Paula, in Ventura County north of where Brian is, heard a commotion on his porch, and went to investigate. He found a cougar carrying off his 100lb dog, which the cougar had just killed.
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the damn view though Marco.... nothing out there, no TV, no radio, nothing just the night and the world... |
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It's the middle of summer right after the heat wave low water supply low food supply. The news doesn't have your phone number to call you when a cat is on the next hill over on its way to your place, nor do they give hourly or daily updates on the news you weirdo |
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If i slept outside id get picked up by the cops.. whould say bum wandering outside and through me int he brink...
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07-10-2018, 07:26 PM | #26 |
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Grapesoda is one of those fancy "free range" bums living in the hills of southern California living off the land & weed & wild vegan pussy with his canine & feline sidekicks in tow.
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07-10-2018, 07:40 PM | #27 |
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that was exactly what I was going to post.. gotta get up earlier.
I don't like sleeping outside with all the noises.. that and the fact I'm up all night and sleep during the day.
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All kidding aside, it sounds like fun....
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07-10-2018, 09:21 PM | #29 |
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I've done a lot of camping in my time but never slept unprotected. Way to many incidents have occurred even in a tent.. But even walls and doors sometimes don't help.. I live in an old late 1800s hotel. It's too big for 1 person to keep track of everything that goes on.. I have a door for my cat to come in and out of as she pleases on the first floor. Well, the neighborhood critters have figured this out. The first 2 floors I use as storage for my business and the 3rd is my loft. The loft is impenetrable but you're in no mans land at night on the other floors.. So far I've come to find a opossum decided to take up shelter here during the winter. I caught him eating the cat food one night.. Several other cats.. For the past week I noticed my cat was blowing through some food so I knew I had a new visitor. Last night I met Mr. Raccoon. He greeted me at the top of my stairs. I scared him just as much as he did me so he moved along rather quickly.. Haven't seen or heard from him since, yet... Luckily my visitors have been more afraid of me than me of them so far though.. Also helps that I'm in town I guess.. If I were in the country I'd probably be rethinking the cat door.
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07-10-2018, 09:27 PM | #30 |
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noise? the humming birds are a bit loud when they come check me out... the damn hummers even buzzed me at the building when the feeder was empty.... the conspiracy acts out once in a while...
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A .22 should take care of the bigger cats.
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contrary to popular belief, I do NOT like to kill stuff. pretty sure the high intensity LED flashlight will drive the cats off
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You guys not have mosquitoes out there? snakes and other things keep to themselves for the most part. bugs don't
like a tabby?
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Shhhhh....I'm trying to "help" him.
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for some reason the mosquitoes don't really bother me... I don't use scented products on my skin when I'm out around the house. mountain lions are the cats we are referencing. plus I've lived in the country around here for 7 years already... just move further in is all... closer to Malibu. in fact have a Malibu address now. thing is the address and the location are not on the same road... go figure right? makes finding the place kinda difficult if you aren't in the loop
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07-11-2018, 08:26 AM | #42 |
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I could use help with some editing, love the grammar Nazi stuff about you.. and some physical stuff... I have had an operation on each elbow. 1 operation on my right shoulder and 2 operations on my left shoulder. bone issues, torn ligaments and bicep leaving me with 10% mobility on the left and needing another operation on the right shoulder, bone stuff, torn ligaments and bicep... plus the torn meniscus in my left knee. I'm doing the rowing machine 30 min a day 4-5 times a week and the elliptical 75 min 4-5 times a week.
I'm not sure what you guys goal in the gym is. my goals are very specific. super solid core strength, solid legs and to be able to move weight around very close up. I fuck hot young women, they will NOT tolerate anything other than a damn good pounding, in many positions until it clicks for them. they all talk... you let one ,down you are out... risk I'm not willing to take. me working out is hit and miss. I have hurt myself so bad I wasn't able to do anything for a few months. after the 2015 surgery on the left shoulder I was told NOT to lift a cup of coffee with my left arm for 4 months... right now I'm pretty good. just doing the cardio and the core stuff.. some leg stuff.... shooting is great exercise. strong legs help. my shoulders are failing though. I smoke weed all day to combat the pain and try to maintain consistent exercise. it's weird being on such intense Psychoactive drug 24 hours a day for over 3 years. I don't dream. I wake about every 1.5-2 hours.... check stuff and close my eyes again. I just get up and continue what I was doing when I think I have had enough 'sleep'. yet my waking hours have states of dreamtime interspaced though out the day, sometime I'm not completely lucid for brief time however I'm pretty much 100% on track with stuff. it's a very strange life.... as far as the political stuff goes: we are made of exactly the same stuff... there is no race, only tribes. the only difference between us is what we say to and about each other. that's it. we all want the same thing. opportunities for others to have and share in human dignity. I accept god. my thoughts are we are all entitled to one thing. and one thing only. free will. that's it. however we as humanity have the resources available right now, today to grant every human on this plant clean water, food, health care, education and the opportunity to earn self respect and dignity. so you can see why my opinion on divisive political rhetoric is pretty low... |
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https://signalquest.com/product/acce...hoCJWwQAvD_BwE but yeah, your huge dog will hear them if they're near by..
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we sleep on our roof balcony loads through summer, the air´s nice and breathable & the stars are lush to sleep under
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hang on
Your sleeping on the patio, when its 23c and you need to pack a 45 in case the boogie man gets you unfreaking believable, maybe think of changing country, somewhere warmer for a start. |
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What elevation? Wonder if less mosquitoes at higher elevations.
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although, was like that here in March, now here in Spain, it stays hotter than that through the night, about 95 in the day and 80 at night
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Mosquitoes are known not to bite those with cancer, large amounts of drugs in their system ( alcohol, weed, etc. ) , people who are dehydrated, people with low Co2 levels or have low hormonal imbalances ( low testosterone & low estrogen levels )
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