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Old 06-05-2015, 08:26 AM   #1
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I Comtrolled My Dragons...One Split Second Would Have Changed Everything

So my friend Barack Obama, who is the president, is feeling kind of low becuase of his approval ratings, and my other friend Bruce Springsteen is also feeling bad cause he is getting old, and my other friend Tom Cruise, is feeling bad cause he is crazy. So anyway they asked me to stay with them at the white house just to make sure everything was cool. So I brought my dragons, all three of them. Barack had a goat parked out back in the rose garden, and Bruce had his sheep out there too. Tom had an imaginary land octupus but none of us could see him. At around about precisely exactly 6:15AM, the goat starts howling something fierce, and the sheep is yelling too - My Dragons! I think they were going to eat them! While the secret service was scrambling, I got out my dragon whistle, and blew a long descending scale, which I was trained to do at band camp. My dragons came to me on the white house porch, and the secret service got the goat back to his goat house. The sheep had singed fur but bruce said he liked the look, so all was well.

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Old 06-05-2015, 08:28 AM   #2
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Old 06-05-2015, 11:55 AM   #3
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genius. just genius.
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Lame. Should have kept it to Game of Thrones.
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Old 06-05-2015, 02:26 PM   #6
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The namedrop ratio is to high...
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Old 06-05-2015, 03:22 PM   #7
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Lame. Should have kept it to Game of Thrones.
I thought about that but I am way too lazy

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The namedrop ratio is to high...
Yeah, that's my favorite part - its the part I am lampooning about dear old Mike
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I've seen a name and thought it would be more fun
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Old 06-09-2015, 02:46 PM   #10
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I comtrolled my arrow to the knee
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or why did I bump this?
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