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05-23-2019, 08:11 AM
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So I was at a funeral yesterday, and during the service someone's cell phone went off.....
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05-23-2019, 08:22 AM
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05-23-2019, 08:36 AM
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I change my ringtone at funerals to Highway to Hell
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05-23-2019, 08:46 AM
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05-23-2019, 01:11 PM
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It honestly couldn't have went off at a worse moment. Comlete silence. Then bam!
Facepalm...
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05-23-2019, 03:14 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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05-23-2019, 04:15 PM
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Don't Fear The Reaper
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05-23-2019, 04:36 PM
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When my son was about 1.5 we were attending a family wedding.. We were sitting right behind the couple with the videographers cam right beside us in the isle.. As soon as the nuptials began he decides to take a shit.. Farts, groaning and all.. Everyone busted out in laughter...
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05-24-2019, 03:09 AM
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05-24-2019, 12:23 PM
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