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Old 05-21-2019, 05:31 PM   #1
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Worst Porn Name Ever!

I got an email from about a new model that has without a doubt the worst porn name I have seen in 18 years of producing porn, Arya Stark!

Maybe she is a mole of HBO and they want to sue everyone who shoots her so they can own then shut down the entire adult industry, or she could just be naive and new.

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Old 05-21-2019, 05:34 PM   #2
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That's Tony Stark's sister.
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Old 05-21-2019, 06:00 PM   #3
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Arya Starr. She can thank me for fixing her problem.

She gets to convey her love of GOT and not get sued.
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Old 05-21-2019, 06:01 PM   #4
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Arya Starr. She can thank me for fixing her problem.

She gets to convey her love of GOT and not get sued.
Well done
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Old 05-21-2019, 06:47 PM   #5
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Arya Starr. She can thank me for fixing her problem.

She gets to convey her love of GOT and not get sued.
brilliant
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Old 05-21-2019, 06:50 PM   #6
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She has to have the Arya haircut or it won't work.
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Old 05-21-2019, 08:19 PM   #7
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Worst name I ever heard in porn is Spantaneeus Xtasty. She answered one of my LA Weekly ads around 1999-2000 and she was as wacky on the phone as her name implies.

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Old 05-22-2019, 12:50 AM   #8
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whew what a relief i thought it's gonna be some guy called Limpy McAids
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Old 05-22-2019, 03:29 AM   #9
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I think it's a nice name.
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Old 05-22-2019, 03:58 AM   #10
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whew what a relief i thought it's gonna be some guy called Limpy McAids
I'm crying 😂😂
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Old 05-22-2019, 04:56 AM   #11
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whew what a relief i thought it's gonna be some guy called Limpy McAids
or Donnie Long
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Old 05-22-2019, 05:58 AM   #12
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Worst name I ever heard in porn is Spantaneeus Xtasty. She answered one of my LA Weekly ads around 1999-2000 and she was as wacky on the phone as her name implies.

More here: spantaneeus xtasty - iafd.com
I vaguely remember her - I think she came on our KSex radio show once.
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Old 05-22-2019, 06:22 AM   #13
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I got an email from about a new model that has without a doubt the worst porn name I have seen in 18 years of producing porn, Arya Stark!

Maybe she is a mole of HBO and they want to sue everyone who shoots her so they can own then shut down the entire adult industry, or she could just be naive and new.

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Old 05-22-2019, 06:33 AM   #14
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All pornstar names are beautiful . . .
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Old 05-22-2019, 10:50 AM   #16
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My gay porn name is Apollo Gize.

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Captain Howdy worst porn name & forum poster ever

Google image results for Captain Howdy are creepy as fuck



Note to Captain Howdy: I'm not threatening anyone in this post or breaking forum rules so you can keep your fucking fake warnings you're trying to cook up to yourself.
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Old 05-22-2019, 11:23 AM   #19
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Google image results for Captain Howdy are creepy as fuck



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The Exorcist was on the tv while I was registering to GFY at wee hours of the night . . . Its a dumb coincidence (as much as my birth itself is).
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Old 05-22-2019, 12:53 PM   #21
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Old 05-23-2019, 05:08 PM   #23
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There was enough blowback that she has changed her name to Alya Stark
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Old 05-23-2019, 08:59 PM   #24
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By far, the worst is the new porn or cam models who use a stage name that includes the first name of a mainstream actress than goes by L****a Davidovich.
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Old 05-23-2019, 10:04 PM   #25
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not a bad name!
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Old 05-24-2019, 07:14 PM   #26
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Worst name I ever heard in porn is Spantaneeus Xtasty. She answered one of my LA Weekly ads around 1999-2000 and she was as wacky on the phone as her name implies.

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She was a Stern Show regular for a while.
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