My ER Visit & Naked Man - GoFuckYourself.com

HairyChick · 06-05-2019, 09:12 PM

Last Sunday afternoon I went by ambulance to the ER. It was quiet and I asked where everyone was today. They said nice weather and the other hospitals were more modern. I just laughed and enjoyed the quiet.

An hour later, I hear yelling. “Get your finger out of my face.” “Can I put it in your ass?” More yelling and my curtain opens up for the nurse. I see a naked guy in handcuffs being lead away by police. I made a joke and said something about his package. “Small delivery” she said and we laughed so much.

He was charged with disorderly conduct. He came to the ER because he broke his finger trying to steal a car.

Four hours later I went home by ambulance. Driver went to the wrong house.... mine is yellow but he went to a red house. Fun night.

(Worst thing was medical history. I said 1989 for surgery from detached retina and they needed the month. Like that matters???)

Google Expert · 06-06-2019, 12:09 AM

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rowan · 06-06-2019, 05:19 AM

I want to know how the guy went from breaking into a car to being naked in a hospital and screaming about digital penetration.

escorpio · 06-06-2019, 05:23 AM

Sorry for partying.

OldJeff · 06-06-2019, 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by rowan

I want to know how the guy went from breaking into a car to being naked in a hospital and screaming about digital penetration.

What he said

brassmonkey · 06-06-2019, 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan

I want to know how the guy went from breaking into a car to being naked in a hospital and screaming about digital penetration.

when people are high on drugs they can get a feeling of being hot. they take off their clothes. mainly pcp

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HairyChick · 06-06-2019, 06:57 PM

I’m assuming that he was high. He broke his finger breaking into a car. He waved that finger in someone’s face. He then offered to digitally penetrate the person. He was naked and they didn’t loan him a gown. He wasn’t excited when I saw him, or saw it.

This was before my nurse argued with the ER nurse. So it was funny to see a naked handcuffed guy and hear someone tell him off.

The place had been so quiet that it was eerie.

06-05-2019, 09:12 PM	#1
HairyChick Slowly dying Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Padanaram Posts: 3,091	My ER Visit & Naked Man Last Sunday afternoon I went by ambulance to the ER. It was quiet and I asked where everyone was today. They said nice weather and the other hospitals were more modern. I just laughed and enjoyed the quiet. An hour later, I hear yelling. “Get your finger out of my face.” “Can I put it in your ass?” More yelling and my curtain opens up for the nurse. I see a naked guy in handcuffs being lead away by police. I made a joke and said something about his package. “Small delivery” she said and we laughed so much. He was charged with disorderly conduct. He came to the ER because he broke his finger trying to steal a car. Four hours later I went home by ambulance. Driver went to the wrong house.... mine is yellow but he went to a red house. Fun night. (Worst thing was medical history. I said 1989 for surgery from detached retina and they needed the month. Like that matters???) __________________ ***************************************** Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure. *****************************************

06-06-2019, 05:23 AM	#4
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06-06-2019, 06:57 PM	#8
HairyChick Slowly dying Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Padanaram Posts: 3,091	I’m assuming that he was high. He broke his finger breaking into a car. He waved that finger in someone’s face. He then offered to digitally penetrate the person. He was naked and they didn’t loan him a gown. He wasn’t excited when I saw him, or saw it. This was before my nurse argued with the ER nurse. So it was funny to see a naked handcuffed guy and hear someone tell him off. The place had been so quiet that it was eerie. __________________ ***************************************** Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure. *****************************************

06-06-2019, 12:09 AM	#2
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06-06-2019, 05:19 AM	#3
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	I want to know how the guy went from breaking into a car to being naked in a hospital and screaming about digital penetration.