This jagoff jus asked me to switch my aisle seat with his wife who’s in a middle seat - GoFuckYourself.com

ReggieDurango · 06-04-2018, 11:09 PM

Seriously wtf?!? I’m a nice guy but not THAT nice.. and honestly, fuck you for even asking!

CurrentlySober · 06-05-2018, 04:41 AM

Dont worry. Bus journeys dont last very long...

CaptainHowdy · 06-05-2018, 04:47 AM

Is the wife nowhere near attractive??

crockett · 06-05-2018, 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Dont worry. Bus journeys dont last very long...

Ha... dont say that until you rode a greyhound. I had no idea how had they were until I did. I spent 2 days to go from central Florida to Atlanta and still had to get a rental car to get where I was going because the bus was gonna take 2 more days of reroutes and delays..

Honestly, I never knew greyhound was that bad, I never knew anyone who had ridden one so I just expected it to be a "normal" transportation mode....

Never again, I'd walk first..lol

EddyTheDog · 06-05-2018, 05:08 AM

On most European flights you pay to reserve a seat and I always get a left isle because my right leg gets really bad cramp after an accident years ago - So many times I have had people get really pissed off with me because I wont swap...

Dead · 06-05-2018, 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

On most European flights you pay to reserve a seat and I always get a left isle because my right leg gets really bad cramp after an accident years ago - So many times I have had people get really pissed off with me because I wont swap...

All flights are reserved seating....I once switched seats with a new mother and her husband, they had a little one with them and he was going to be next to me...crying baby ...hell no!

ReggieDurango · 06-05-2018, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Is the wife nowhere near attractive??

Nowhere near!

crockett · 06-05-2018, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ReggieDurango

Nowhere near!

Drink more..

Major (Tom) · 06-05-2018, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ReggieDurango

Seriously wtf?!? I’m a nice guy but not THAT nice.. and honestly, fuck you for even asking!

I want to see the BTS footage

Rochard · 06-05-2018, 04:44 PM

Picture of the wife or it didn't happen.

ReggieDurango · 06-05-2018, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

I want to see the BTS footage

Hahahaha, well played!

SBJ · 06-05-2018, 08:07 PM

fuck that! I'm over 6 foot tall so I value my aisle seats.

brassmonkey · 06-05-2018, 08:20 PM

fuck that hairy musty bitch. tell him to move on or risk downing a can of whoop ass!

ReggieDurango · 06-10-2018, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by SBJ

fuck that! I'm over 6 foot tall so I value my aisle seats.

exactly..

DBS.US · 06-10-2018, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by SBJ

fuck that! I'm over 6 foot tall so I value my aisle seats.

https://lifehacker.com/psa-theres-a-...-an-1762405620
https://www.seatguru.com

Petra · 06-11-2018, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett

Ha... dont say that until you rode a greyhound. I had no idea how had they were until I did. I spent 2 days to go from central Florida to Atlanta and still had to get a rental car to get where I was going because the bus was gonna take 2 more days of reroutes and delays..

Honestly, I never knew greyhound was that bad, I never knew anyone who had ridden one so I just expected it to be a "normal" transportation mode....

Never again, I'd walk first..lol

Back in 2001 my job transferred me from a PA location to a south florida location. They put me on a Greyhound... #neveragain

Atlanta was where it got all screwed up. My bus kept getting cancelled and when I finally got on one, something happened and we had to go back to Atlanta. By the time we got back in, there were no more buses so I had to wait till 4:30am. I fell asleep on a bench and one of the security tried throwing me out as homeless since I was wrapped up in a blanket.

#neveragain

JFK · 06-11-2018, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Dead

All flights are reserved seating....I once switched seats with a new mother and her husband, they had a little one with them and he was going to be next to me...crying baby ...hell no!

I asked for a better seat on one of my last flights, so they obliged, they put me in an exit row, closer to the front. With a screaming fucking kid, right behind me the whole flight !

So be careful what you ask for !

brassmonkey · 06-11-2018, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Dont worry. Bus journeys dont last very long...

a fucking water buffalo in the back farting

ReggieDurango · 06-12-2018, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by JFK

I asked for a better seat on one of my last flights, so they obliged, they put me in an exit row, closer to the front. With a screaming fucking kid, right behind me the whole flight !

So be careful what you ask for !

Kid behind you kicking seat the whole time = the worst

ReggieDurango · 07-06-2019, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

I want to see the BTS footage

So do I!

sarettah · 07-06-2019, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

Ha... dont say that until you rode a greyhound. I had no idea how had they were until I did. I spent 2 days to go from central Florida to Atlanta and still had to get a rental car to get where I was going because the bus was gonna take 2 more days of reroutes and delays..

Honestly, I never knew greyhound was that bad, I never knew anyone who had ridden one so I just expected it to be a "normal" transportation mode....

Never again, I'd walk first..lol

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