This just happened to me - Funny story...

[CurrentlySober]

So I am about to go into the public toilets cause Im busting for a piss (Yes, this is a toilet story, but its not what you think) and another guy is also heading towards the door from another direction. I don't really make eye contact with him, but Im aware that he is wearing a backpack of sorts.

As you go into the toilets there's like a small corridor before you reach the urinals, and on a past occasion I've gone in behind a man wearing a backpack, and he has stopped to remove it blocking the corridor... So once bitten, twice shy, I make sure to nip in ahead of him...

I reach the first urinal and start doing my business and he goes to the one at the end (There's only 4) Of course, Im not looking at him etc, and he goes 'Ahh Yess... Thats better, I needed that didnt I? Wont be long now, your such a good boy'... I'm thinking WTF? But he continues. "I really really love you, your so soooo good, your soooo special'

Im thinking fucking hell! Ive heard a bloke give their cock a few words of encouragement before, but never have a full conversation and profess undying love etc... I exited sharpish !

Saw him again a bit later going in the other direction... It WASN'T a backpack. It was a baby carrier and he was talking to his son!!! All makes sense now !!!

[SBJ]

that's too funny!

[CurrentlySober]

Just to add some context, this was at the JUBILEE SHELTER TOILETS

For details of OTHER toilets that are available, check out my epic thread - A 7 Day pictorial guide to my towns local public toilets.

[CurrentlySober]

This is a photo of the 'Little Corridor' taken from my private collection. I took it Xmas last year when I hung up the decorations so our poos could be festive logs...

[brassmonkey]

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

So I am about to go into the public toilets cause Im busting for a piss (Yes, this is a toilet story, but its not what you think) and another guy is also heading towards the door from another direction. I don't really make eye contact with him, but Im aware that he is wearing a backpack of sorts.

As you go into the toilets there's like a small corridor before you reach the urinals, and on a past occasion I've gone in behind a man wearing a backpack, and he has stopped to remove it blocking the corridor... So once bitten, twice shy, I make sure to nip in ahead of him...

I reach the first urinal and start doing my business and he goes to the one at the end (There's only 4) Of course, Im not looking at him etc, and he goes 'Ahh Yess... Thats better, I needed that didnt I? Wont be long now, your such a good boy'... I'm thinking WTF? But he continues. "I really really love you, your so soooo good, your soooo special'

Im thinking fucking hell! Ive heard a bloke give their cock a few words of encouragement before, but never have a full conversation and profess undying love etc... I exited sharpish !

Saw him again a bit later going in the other direction... It WASN'T a backpack. It was a baby carrier and he was talking to his son!!! All makes sense now !!!

that pack had beer and a patch of bubble and squeak