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11-23-2019, 03:35 AM | #1 |
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I just came across something for your new gaming rig
https://www.crazygames.com/game/poop-clicker https://www.crazygames.com/game/poop-clicker-2 and the long waited sequel https://www.crazygames.com/game/poop-clicker-3 Happy poop clicking |
11-23-2019, 11:28 AM | #2 |
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Thanks - Very good, except somewhat confusing in the instructions. I gather the game is to create as much poo as poossible, in the shortest amount of time...
It says "How to play: Tap or click to generate poop" - I simply bypassed that and 'generated' a huge wet pile into my pants instantly. While this was of course, probably more enjoyable than the game promised to be, it didnt register my poo within the game, so I wuz upset... Then i did cry... Boo Hoo... & i is still crying now... ( But, I'm only crying because it's gone cold... ) |
11-24-2019, 03:29 AM | #3 |
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In all seriousness though, there IS a major flaw with that implementation of an incremental clicking game.
The very nature of an incremental game such as this (Example of the best being Cookie Clicker) is that you can give it some attention, gain some traction in poops / cookies per second, then leave it and go back to it later. You then find that when you return, you have accumulated enough 'currency' to continue further, buy purchasing an upgrade which has until now, been unavailable for you due to lack of funds... Then, return again later and repeat. It's the absolute nature and point of this kinda game. However while cookie click and all the others will happily continue on accumulating, poop clicker does not. Even when left in an open tab, unless that tab is forefront of all others, it stops. So if you leave it overnight etc, which computer switched on, you don't have a bounty in the morning, just a frozen game that instantly becomes active when you click.. Therefore I'm gonna 'stick' to the real thing... (Pun Intended) But thanks for the heads up ! I enjoy incremental games and have had cookie clicker running non stop for over three years, and the current run that Im on after ascension, has been going for 884 days |
11-24-2019, 07:11 AM | #4 |
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11-24-2019, 08:19 AM | #5 |
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Nahh, the ones we had when I was in Prison were MUCH better. Stainless steel and side by side so we could hold hands as we both went...
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