Update on the man getting pregnant by a woman

[notinmybackyard]

NB: No one can produce porn this fucked up.

Turns out that it's 2 BROADS!

The broad that gave birth is a woman pretending to be a man. She stopped taking hormones 6 years ago because she wanted to be a "parent" so I'm guessing her biological clock started ticking.

Her non-binary (ie: will literally fuck anything) partner is yet ANOTHER BROAD. She had her tits cut off and now pretends that she's a "They" or a "Them" so I'm guessing that means that she hears voices in her head or has multiple personality disorder.

The sperm came from a MAN that's pretending to be a woman. They found this loser on facebook.

https://www.theblaze.com/news/transg...-felt-so-right

[baddog]

No shit? That didn't take you too long to figure out

[notinmybackyard]

Originally Posted by baddog

No shit? That didn't take you too long to figure out

The fact that I actually had to think about it means it took too long to figure out.

I mean women get pregnant... Men make women pregnant.

End of debate.

This non-binary and cutting off her tits and finding sperm from a crossdresser makes everything difficult.

Also the doctor is a tranny too. But in this case I figure he's a dentist that believes he's a doctor.

[MakeMeGrrrrowl]

How long DID it take you to figure that out?

Seems like days.

[notinmybackyard]

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

How long DID it take you to figure that out?

Seems like days.

LOL it fucking damn well did take me a few days!

I just could not wrap my brain around the idea that anything could be this pathetically moronic and stupid at the same time.

[MakeMeGrrrrowl]

Ahh you gave me a good giggle. Thank you!

[notinmybackyard]

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

Ahh you gave me a good giggle. Thank you!

I'm still trying to wrap my brain this non-binary lesbian tit cut off bullshit.

I mean on wikipedia it's 3 paragraphs to explain what a "non-binary" gender is.

The nearest I can figure is non-binary is someone that will fuck literally anything and anyone. In my day we just called a woman like that Mrs. Gonorrhea or a desperate whore.

As for why a lesbian would have her tits cut off the only thing that comes to my mind is "wacko." I mean cutting off her tits won't make her grow a dick and without her tits a lot less lesbians and men are going to want to fuck her. So why do it?

So the closest I can figure is she's a nymphomaniac masochistic sexually transmitted disease that also has multiple personality disorder.... Which makes me ask; WHO THE FUCK IS TRUSTING HER WITH A KID?

[lock]

I thought they both swapped genders so with you on hard to figure out.

[PR_Glen]

find a new hobby?

[2MuchMark]

The blaze.

[Grapesoda]

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

NB: No one can produce porn this fucked up.

Turns out that it's 2 BROADS!

The broad that gave birth is a woman pretending to be a man.

really dude? the image of 'him' didn't clue you in??? advice for you, don't ever go drinking in a Thai bar

[notinmybackyard]

Originally Posted by Grapesoda

don't ever go drinking in a Thai bar

I don't even like sushi.

I'll take my broads the old fashion way.

Double X chromosomes with huge tits and a hairy twat. She needs to be able to suck start a Harley and enjoys being rough ridden. (A good broad likes a slap in the face at the point of orgasm)