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HairyChick · 09-06-2020, 04:43 PM

Local man died, aged 57. He looked familiar so I read the obituary.

“He leaves behind his beloved black lab, Raven who always remained by his side faithfully; ball in tow and ready to play. She was his loyal and best friend to the end as well as his constant companion. On one occasion, she even figured out a way to follow him into Trucchi’s on a grocery trip!”

Then they listed his son, daughter and various relatives.

Dog had first mention and they talked about the dog going into the supermarket. I feel bad for the dog. She lost her master and best friend.

Usually the deaths are not comical or touching. Hopefully the dog has a new home already.

PornDiscounts-V · 09-09-2020, 12:29 AM

My neighbor drew up some papers to make sure I get his dog and not his son.

CurrentlySober · 09-09-2020, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by PornDiscounts-V

My neighbor drew up some papers to make sure I get his dog and not his son.

That's good to know. I mean a dog will be fun to look after, but I wouldn't want anyone leaving me their son... Too much responsibility.

Scott McD · 09-09-2020, 10:12 AM

09-06-2020, 04:43 PM	#1
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09-09-2020, 10:12 AM	#4
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