News we have a celeb among us

[baddog]

https://www.bicycling.com/culture/a3...-richard-buss/

[Grapesoda]

pretty cool, you go r

[Ferus]

Why do you keep googleing his name?

[baddog]

Originally Posted by Ferus

Why do you keep googleing his name?

Why the fuck would you think I do that? Stop making assumptions, they only make you look dumb.

[RyuLion]

Congratz to him!!

[OneHungLo]

They forgot to include that he was in the Marines.

[Ferus]

Originally Posted by baddog

Why the fuck would you think I do that

Why? Because you act like a fucking stalker

[CaptainHowdy]

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

They forgot to include that he was in the Marines.

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[CurrentlySober]

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

They forgot to include that he was in the Marines.

Actually, that's the first sentence of the article...

I am a 52- year-old United States Marine who got lazy about his weight...

[shake]

I love cycling too. Prefer off road myself though.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

They forgot to include that he was in the Marines.

Opening sentence:

I am a 52- year-old United States Marine who got lazy about his weight while climbing up the corporate ladder,

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[OneHungLo]

Originally Posted by sarettah

Opening sentence:



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I know guys...I guess I should have put an /s on that.

[Colmike9]

I went from 250 to 180 in about a year, but I didn't write an article about it.

[Ferus]

Originally Posted by Colmike7

I went from 250 to 180 in about a year, but I didn't write an article about it.

If you were going to write an article about it, would you start by telling everyone that you were a Marine? or worked at Playboy?

[Colmike9]

Originally Posted by Ferus

If you were going to write an article about it, would you start by telling everyone that you were a Marine? or worked at Playboy?

Wow, that adds so much value to this article, I might read it now...

Nah, I'd just start with "Hi, I'm Mike" and that's probably it.

[OneHungLo]

What are the odds that roctard has this framed and hanging somewhere in his house?

[Ferus]

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

What are the odds that roctard has this framed and hanging somewhere in his house?

reasonable

But then again, he seems happy with his life and that is all that matter. He ain't hurting anyone (Except baddogs feelings)

[RyuLion]

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

They forgot to include that he was in the Marines.

It does say that so you probably didn't bother to stroll down and read it complete it..

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

I know guys...I guess I should have put an /s on that.

Or work on you sarcasm a bit more. Maybe something like "Wow, I didn't know Rochard was in the Marines."

;p

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[baddog]

Originally Posted by sarettah

Or work on you sarcasm a bit more. Maybe something like "Wow, I didn't know Rochard was in the Marines."

;p

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No mention of a Mustang or truck though; just "car."

[Spunky]

Inspiration for all us fat asses .good on him

[Matyko]

Nice!
Haters can GFY

[8pt-buck]

Originally Posted by baddog

https://www.bicycling.com/culture/a3...-richard-buss/

I just purchased a Diamond back Release 29 1 -- and also have a 2011 Orbea Onix.

Congrats Rochard.. Keep up the good work! - Do you do mountain biking too or strictly road bike ? --

I use this one strictly for the snow or muddy conditions down the canal -

This mountain bike is a Mongoose Roost - Was orig sold at Sams Club as a specialty bike and now it's impossible to find. Anyone knows where to find a Roost, and it has to be a Roost 27.5+ 2.8 fat tire.. let me know because I need the back rim.

This is me on the road with the Roost just as it's beginning to snow.
Year round cycling is where it's at.



Here is my Orbea Onix

[Ferus]

Originally Posted by 8pt-buck

Here is my Orbea Onix

Nice ride. Not my type but nice ride anyway

[ilnjscb]

Originally Posted by Colmike7

I went from 250 to 180 in about a year, but I didn't write an article about it.

Can do:

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Local man gets rid of 'spare' weight

AP Hopscotch, AZ: "At 5'2" and 250 kilograms, it's safe to say Colmike7 felt a little overweight. "I'd go to parties, or rather, party, since we only have one party here in Hopscotch, and people would stick their fingers in my nose and mouth and pretend to 'bowl' me at the cactuses. Apart from the few times I got a strike or a spare, it was pretty humiliating".

Colmike7 decided to lose weight, and in the process learned something about himself. "I wanted to lose weight, so I started by flapping my arms non-stop, then I started howling at random people passing by. I lost 2 pounds." A week later, Colmike7 was committed to the Arizona state facility for the Obese and Insane. While there, he was fed a diet of cereal boxes and water. He was released six months later weighing in at 180 kilograms. "The doctors said they had no idea how I kept that much weight on; let me just say that colored bed sheets taste the best".

Asked if he intends to go 'bowling' again, Colmike7 said that at 180 kilograms he was best cut out to be an adult webmaster. "I like the people, especially the ones from Serbia". <<

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by ilnjscb

Can do:

>>
Local man gets rid of 'spare' weight

AP Hopscotch, AZ: "At 5'2" and 250 kilograms, it's safe to say Colmike7 felt a little overweight. "I'd go to parties, or rather, party, since we only have one party here in Hopscotch, and people would stick their fingers in my nose and mouth and pretend to 'bowl' me at the cactuses. Apart from the few times I got a strike or a spare, it was pretty humiliating".

Colmike7 decided to lose weight, and in the process learned something about himself. "I wanted to lose weight, so I started by flapping my arms non-stop, then I started howling at random people passing by. I lost 2 pounds." A week later, Colmike7 was committed to the Arizona state facility for the Obese and Insane. While there, he was fed a diet of cereal boxes and water. He was released six months later weighing in at 180 kilograms. "The doctors said they had no idea how I kept that much weight on; let me just say that colored bed sheets taste the best".

Asked if he intends to go 'bowling' again, Colmike7 said that at 180 kilograms he was best cut out to be an adult webmaster. "I like the people, especially the ones from Serbia". <<

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[Ferus]

Originally Posted by ilnjscb

Can do:

>>
Local man gets rid of 'spare' weight

AP Hopscotch, AZ: "At 5'2" and 250 kilograms, it's safe to say Colmike7 felt a little overweight. "I'd go to parties, or rather, party, since we only have one party here in Hopscotch, and people would stick their fingers in my nose and mouth and pretend to 'bowl' me at the cactuses. Apart from the few times I got a strike or a spare, it was pretty humiliating".

Colmike7 decided to lose weight, and in the process learned something about himself. "I wanted to lose weight, so I started by flapping my arms non-stop, then I started howling at random people passing by. I lost 2 pounds." A week later, Colmike7 was committed to the Arizona state facility for the Obese and Insane. While there, he was fed a diet of cereal boxes and water. He was released six months later weighing in at 180 kilograms. "The doctors said they had no idea how I kept that much weight on; let me just say that colored bed sheets taste the best".

Asked if he intends to go 'bowling' again, Colmike7 said that at 180 kilograms he was best cut out to be an adult webmaster. "I like the people, especially the ones from Serbia". <<

Spot on

[MaDalton]

Originally Posted by baddog

https://www.bicycling.com/culture/a3...-richard-buss/

so what - you write about every time someone gives you a free beer

[Zuzana Designs]

Very cool and nice work Rochard

[baddog]

Originally Posted by ilnjscb

Can do:

>>
Local man gets rid of 'spare' weight

AP Hopscotch, AZ: "At 5'2" and 250 kilograms, it's safe to say Colmike7 felt a little overweight. "I'd go to parties, or rather, party, since we only have one party here in Hopscotch, and people would stick their fingers in my nose and mouth and pretend to 'bowl' me at the cactuses. Apart from the few times I got a strike or a spare, it was pretty humiliating".

Colmike7 decided to lose weight, and in the process learned something about himself. "I wanted to lose weight, so I started by flapping my arms non-stop, then I started howling at random people passing by. I lost 2 pounds." A week later, Colmike7 was committed to the Arizona state facility for the Obese and Insane. While there, he was fed a diet of cereal boxes and water. He was released six months later weighing in at 180 kilograms. "The doctors said they had no idea how I kept that much weight on; let me just say that colored bed sheets taste the best".

Asked if he intends to go 'bowling' again, Colmike7 said that at 180 kilograms he was best cut out to be an adult webmaster. "I like the people, especially the ones from Serbia". <<

I feel a screenplay coming; with a built in sequel.

[baddog]

Originally Posted by MaDalton

so what - you write about every time someone gives you a free beer

They are happy if I take a photo of it.

[MaDalton]

Originally Posted by baddog

They are happy if I take a photo of it.

I congratulate you for making them believe it makes a difference

[Tasty1]

Damn, that snow. I remember riding to school 30 kilometers every day in summer and winter. And delivering newspapers early in the morning. And just on a `grandma bike`.
Never again.



Great he was in the marines and therefor living in a bunker now.

Well done, always better to be in shape.

[EddyTheDog]

Another few months and I am thinking of swimming - Cycling would not work for me - At first at least...

[baddog]

Originally Posted by MaDalton

I congratulate you for making them believe it makes a difference

Trust me, if they didn't find value in it, they wouldn't go through the expense of sending it to me, or sending me to it.

I didn't have to convince them of a thing.

[sonofsam]

Why are you hating on rochard? Guy seems to be enjoying his life and has a loving wife.

You want me to whip up a quick article about how you're a 70+ year old loser, failed webmaster, failed every business venture and now spend your days looking for roommates on facebook to cover the 1000 dollar mortgage (probably remortgaged 3 times) on your shit house?

Now you spend your days being condescending on a adult webmaster board to supplement your lack of social life when you can't be a parasite and attend "beer tasting" events as if you're running a viable business with your blog.. but we all know the real reason you have that thing.. so you can get invited to be around people since you're a loser

The only thing that has changed is that instead of taking creepy selfies with girls 1/5th your age, you're taking pictures of shitty craft beer


Let me know if you want me to make any tweaks before I submit this press release to all the news sites

[Evil Chris]

Congrats on that article Rochard, and the fitness regime you're dedicated to. Good job!