What if you shit yourself in an accident? - GoFuckYourself.com

Gor Etology · 01-23-2021, 04:04 PM

I heard if you shit or pee yourself during an accident you get paid 20-50k for humiliation.
Is that true? Does that mean every time before driving I should just hold my shit? Lmao

CaptainHowdy · 01-23-2021, 04:26 PM

A CurrentlySober copycat - A new Etology low.

OneHungLo · 01-23-2021, 04:27 PM

I doubt that very much. And most policies only cover like 20k in damage anyway which is why (if you own any assets) should up it. It's pretty cheap too. I have 500k and a 5 million dollar umbrella policy.

baddog · 01-23-2021, 04:50 PM

I was a settlement negotiator. This must be something new.

escorpio · 01-23-2021, 09:43 PM

Worth it!

SekobA · 01-24-2021, 03:23 AM

I doubt this is true...maybe depend of the situation

redwhiteandblue · 01-24-2021, 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

A CurrentlySober copycat - A new Etology low.

You could say he's scraping the bottom of the barrel?

mechanicvirus · 01-25-2021, 09:05 PM

First question, how would insurance know the urine or feces is yours? How do they know you didn't ask another person for fresh feces/urine simply to gain an addition $50,000 on an insurance accident claim?

What if the insurance adjuster finds out it's only dog shit and not human shit and then they get fired while you laugh and drink and party with your friends because you got $50,000. Then you pass them on the street, homeless, begging for soup and all you say is "get a fucking job bro".

Come on.

01-23-2021, 04:04 PM	#1
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01-23-2021, 09:43 PM	#5
escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 22,495	Worth it! __________________ Party till you're homeless.

01-24-2021, 03:23 AM	#6
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01-23-2021, 04:27 PM	#3
OneHungLo Colonizer Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Your mom's front hole Posts: 40,387	I doubt that very much. And most policies only cover like 20k in damage anyway which is why (if you own any assets) should up it. It's pretty cheap too. I have 500k and a 5 million dollar umbrella policy.

01-23-2021, 04:50 PM	#4
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,090	I was a settlement negotiator. This must be something new.

01-25-2021, 09:05 PM	#8
mechanicvirus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southern California Posts: 3,626	First question, how would insurance know the urine or feces is yours? How do they know you didn't ask another person for fresh feces/urine simply to gain an addition $50,000 on an insurance accident claim? What if the insurance adjuster finds out it's only dog shit and not human shit and then they get fired while you laugh and drink and party with your friends because you got $50,000. Then you pass them on the street, homeless, begging for soup and all you say is "get a fucking job bro". Come on.