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Old 03-18-2021, 10:44 AM   #1
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I'm scared. A female likes me.

WTF!

I'm terrified.
I mean, what if I have to like her too!

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Old 03-18-2021, 10:49 AM   #2
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Leaving gifts at my door is scary AF!
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Old 03-18-2021, 11:01 AM   #3
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Old 03-18-2021, 11:12 AM   #4
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She's my age, so that's basically impossible.











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You do realise that women are allowed to work as amazon delivery drivers, right?
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He had no idea..
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Old 03-18-2021, 01:35 PM   #11
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Leaving gifts at my door is scary AF!
The most important thing is not to panic - Just slip in a story about an ex boyfriend - That's what I do - It doesnt always work, sometimes they see it as a challenge...

Then you have to pull out the big guns - I will lend you my Kylie collection.....
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Old 03-18-2021, 01:42 PM   #12
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The most important thing is not to panic - Just slip in a story about an ex boyfriend - That's what I do - It doesnt always work, sometimes they see it as a challenge...

Then you have to pull out the big guns - I will lend you my Kylie collection.....
Dude, this is a discussion about pussy.
Stick to what you know.

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Old 03-18-2021, 01:45 PM   #13
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Dude, this is a discussion about pussy.
Stick to what you know.

I know all about avoiding scary women!..
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Old 03-18-2021, 08:59 PM   #14
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Put it in her butt, see if she still likes you.
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WTF!

I'm terrified.
I mean, what if I have to like her too!

Just be honest with her, that you don't feel that way about her. I am sorry. But that's the truth. She will be upset, may cry too, but it would be much better not to carry forward if you don't find your partner desirable enough.

I am saying this because I have seen it personally.

A person saying yes because of family pressure later whole family regrets that decision.
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Are you sure that this is a girl? Shemale can be also looks like very pretty
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20 years, ago, when i was running caffe bar, there was one fat girl which was not just fat , but also delusional , kind a like some certain GFY political posters. Someone told me how she is interested in me , and one night , when there was no other customers in bar, she told me how she wants to declare love to some guy, but she is not sure should she told him or keep quiet and asking me for advice what to do. Since it was obvious how she is referring to me, i told her to stay quiet and better not to say anything, so i dogged that bullet .
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Ruuuuun is easier than being honest; but maybe I should get a blowjob first either way.
She won't fell rejected if I let her give me head.

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Ruuuuun is easier than being honest; but maybe I should get a blowjob first either way.
She won't fell rejected if I let her give me head.

Well if you pop in her mouth then you will know exactly how much she likes you (swallow, spit it out, etc).

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