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06-07-2021, 08:16 AM | #1 |
I have a plan
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Have you ever tried to suck your own cock?
Well, we know that you have. The question should be, were you successful?
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06-07-2021, 08:55 AM | #2 |
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Never tried and I never understood the appeal of it.
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06-07-2021, 09:53 AM | #3 |
feeding the wolves
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I have a client who can do it, he's super thin and very flexible and has a pretty big dick which prob makes it easier
on the rare occasion he does it, I think he does cuz he knows it makes me laugh, it's not a part of his sex life (I've asked) but quite impressive I must say
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06-07-2021, 10:03 AM | #4 |
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If I could, I would be too busy to type here
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06-07-2021, 11:08 AM | #5 |
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Gonna go try right now brb...
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06-07-2021, 11:15 AM | #6 |
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Friend of Bears and Guest of Eagles I am the clue-finder Falcon catcher I am he who causes Falcons to soar due south but no winds caused me. I am he who has eyes, but not to see. I am the ring wearer and apron wearer I am he that carries a pointed staff and raises his fellows with certain grips and words I am he that knows my brethren in the darkness as well as in the light Mechanic / Fixer. Literally and figuratively |
06-07-2021, 11:35 AM | #7 |
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Why would I even try?
That would be like trying to walk from New York to LA. No way I'm ever getting there. LOL
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06-07-2021, 11:36 AM | #8 |
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You don't understand the appeal of it? Do you jack off?
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06-07-2021, 11:48 AM | #9 |
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This topic, i think of one person, Marilyn Manson (and having rib removed so can achieve this) lol
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06-07-2021, 11:53 AM | #10 |
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Not the same. You gotta touch your dick to wash it, to pee, etc.
I don't think many straight men ever had a thought of putting anybodie's dick, even their own, in their mouth. Imo of course.
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06-07-2021, 12:37 PM | #11 |
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Ive been present in the room when Ron Jeremy did it.
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06-07-2021, 05:40 PM | #12 |
Yo Mamma!
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Those proud moments in life, good for you.
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06-07-2021, 05:59 PM | #13 |
Let's Make Money
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Can't imagine the pleasure out of it
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06-07-2021, 06:54 PM | #14 |
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Actually, I prefer to outsource this necessary activity to a poor girl in need of cash ...
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06-08-2021, 01:36 PM | #15 |
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I know. Its the kinda thing that you tell your children and grandchildren. A family tradition that gets recounted in great detail once a year or so while you are all having a meal together
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06-08-2021, 02:15 PM | #16 |
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Damn....stomach too big
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06-08-2021, 02:18 PM | #17 |
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Haha exactly!
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06-08-2021, 03:23 PM | #18 |
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When I was younger, I could just get the head in my mouth. I needed just one more inch!
And that's what she said. Badda Boom!
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06-08-2021, 04:28 PM | #19 |
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sadly tried in my teens and thankfully I failed hard
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06-08-2021, 05:28 PM | #20 |
Grrrrrrrrr
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06-08-2021, 05:29 PM | #21 |
Grrrrrrrrr
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06-08-2021, 05:52 PM | #22 |
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My bet always is that any girl that I met can do it much that I would do it (if I actually could do it) . . .
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06-08-2021, 06:43 PM | #23 |
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I'm going to postulate that every male has tried it. Men think about their cocks every 15 seconds until the day they die. There are just some things some men will never admit to. Like the one about measuring the length of their cock. All of us know that to the millimeter. "I've never measured it!" How many women have heard that? LOL How many men have stuck their dicks into a vacuum cleaner hose? The list goes on and on. Might as well own it. It's a magnificent appendage.
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06-08-2021, 06:57 PM | #24 |
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It doesn't turn me on that much ... |
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Quote:
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06-08-2021, 08:56 PM | #26 |
Let's do some business!
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This has turned into quite the Penthouse letter.
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06-08-2021, 09:06 PM | #27 |
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I’ve never see so many cocksuckers in one thread
Lol
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06-08-2021, 09:27 PM | #28 |
I love to racism, bro!
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No, but only because I know there's not a fucking chance I could do it.
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06-08-2021, 09:29 PM | #29 |
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Lol i’d slip a disc
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