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CurrentlySober · 11-15-2021, 08:00 AM

After years of DNA claims (Did Not Arrive) and aprox 6 Grands worth of free stuff, Amazon are trying new ways to stop me!

Selfish Cunts! Its not like they cunt a4d it...

Klen · 11-15-2021, 08:04 AM

How exactly is that working, you cant open package unless you type password somewhere or ?

CurrentlySober · 11-15-2021, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Klen

How exactly is that working, you cant open package unless you type password somewhere or ?

You have to be 18+, & meet with the delivery driver personally, and read him a one time password they have sent. You cannot do it over a phone or an intercom, it has to be in person...

But on the plus side, I'm already formulating a plan which I will put into action as soon as the driver shows up

blackmonsters · 11-15-2021, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

After years of DNA claims (Did Not Arrive) and aprox 6 Grands worth of free stuff, Amazon are trying new ways to stop me!

Selfish Cunts! Its not like they cunt a4d it...

I don't think it was the DNA claims; but instead the SHIT you ordered.

CurrentlySober · 11-17-2021, 08:27 AM

So, I let the guy meet me as they wanted. I DIDN'T wear a disguise like I usually do (I left the wig and dress inside) I gave him the password, and I didn't complain when he requested to take photos of me, holding the sealed parcel...

I thanked him, waited for him to leave, picked up something from my garden and went back inside my house. I carefully opened the outer brown packaging, then opened the xbox box from the side, in an unusual way.

After removing the xbox I then placed the brick from my garden inside the box and took a photo of it...

Straight on the phone to Amazon, shouting bloody murder about after all the performance they had put me through, that instead of my xbox, they sent me a brick! I ordered a new xbox I told them - Not a returned item ! I was FURIOUS!

I had to wait for a higher up to contact me via email, where I replied in a similarly disgusted way, and included the time stamped photo, taken only minutes after the delivery was made... I also told them that I was NOT paying to send it back and that they need to send someone to collect it.

I didn't receive a reply to that email, but I got a phone call instead, and again, I recount the terrible experience Id had and how my little boy had gone to bed in tears that night... I told them that he was so trauma-tised and upset that I had t go out and purchase another xbox from a local store, and that I wont be bothering to use amazon again ! When are you going to pick up the house brick???

Full apology from amazon, who just can't understand how it happened. They were going to send mre another xbox, but as I had had to buy another anyway, they would insead refund my money and they asked me to dispose of the brick myself as it wasn't something they wished to collect....

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER !!!

FUCK their ONE TIME PASSWORD!!!

mechanicvirus · 11-17-2021, 05:07 PM

Is this a thing where people do a thing?

Mr Pheer · 11-17-2021, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

So, I let the guy meet me as they wanted. I DIDN'T wear a disguise like I usually do (I left the wig and dress inside) I gave him the password, and I didn't complain when he requested to take photos of me, holding the sealed parcel...

I thanked him, waited for him to leave, picked up something from my garden and went back inside my house. I carefully opened the outer brown packaging, then opened the xbox box from the side, in an unusual way.

After removing the xbox I then placed the brick from my garden inside the box and took a photo of it...

Straight on the phone to Amazon, shouting bloody murder about after all the performance they had put me through, that instead of my xbox, they sent me a brick! I ordered a new xbox I told them - Not a returned item ! I was FURIOUS!

I had to wait for a higher up to contact me via email, where I replied in a similarly disgusted way, and included the time stamped photo, taken only minutes after the delivery was made... I also told them that I was NOT paying to send it back and that they need to send someone to collect it.

I didn't receive a reply to that email, but I got a phone call instead, and again, I recount the terrible experience Id had and how my little boy had gone to bed in tears that night... I told them that he was so trauma-tised and upset that I had t go out and purchase another xbox from a local store, and that I wont be bothering to use amazon again ! When are you going to pick up the house brick???

Full apology from amazon, who just can't understand how it happened. They were going to send mre another xbox, but as I had had to buy another anyway, they would insead refund my money and they asked me to dispose of the brick myself as it wasn't something they wished to collect....

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER !!!

You're fucking with us... right?

brassmonkey · 11-17-2021, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

I don't think it was the DNA claims; but instead the

you ordered.

fixed that for you...

CurrentlySober · 11-18-2021, 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

fixed that for you...

That looks suspiciously like MY OWN turd, that's on my head in my profile pic!

which one of you fuckers stole the intellectual property of my bowels, and made a animated gif from it?

brassmonkey · 11-18-2021, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

That looks suspiciously like MY OWN turd, that's on my head in my profile pic!

which one of you fuckers stole the intellectual property of my bowels, and made a animated gif from it?

we eat at the same place

CurrentlySober · 11-18-2021, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

You're fucking with us... right?

Nah. I'm Amazons worst nightmare...

An overweight, lazy, layabout slob, that hardly leaves the house, claims EVERY government benefit going, so doesn't need to work, and has WAY too much time on his hands...

Don't even really want the xbox... I'm more doing it just for sport tbh...

11-15-2021, 08:00 AM	#1
CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 38,192	Fuckers must have caught onto me... !!! After years of DNA claims (Did Not Arrive) and aprox 6 Grands worth of free stuff, Amazon are trying new ways to stop me! Selfish Cunts! Its not like they cunt a4d it... __________________ My AI Handywork... My Dream Gal... XXX 👁️ 👍️ 💩

11-17-2021, 08:27 AM	#5
CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 38,192	I WON AGAIN !!! Here's how... So, I let the guy meet me as they wanted. I DIDN'T wear a disguise like I usually do (I left the wig and dress inside) I gave him the password, and I didn't complain when he requested to take photos of me, holding the sealed parcel... I thanked him, waited for him to leave, picked up something from my garden and went back inside my house. I carefully opened the outer brown packaging, then opened the xbox box from the side, in an unusual way. After removing the xbox I then placed the brick from my garden inside the box and took a photo of it... Straight on the phone to Amazon, shouting bloody murder about after all the performance they had put me through, that instead of my xbox, they sent me a brick! I ordered a new xbox I told them - Not a returned item ! I was FURIOUS! I had to wait for a higher up to contact me via email, where I replied in a similarly disgusted way, and included the time stamped photo, taken only minutes after the delivery was made... I also told them that I was NOT paying to send it back and that they need to send someone to collect it. I didn't receive a reply to that email, but I got a phone call instead, and again, I recount the terrible experience Id had and how my little boy had gone to bed in tears that night... I told them that he was so trauma-tised and upset that I had t go out and purchase another xbox from a local store, and that I wont be bothering to use amazon again ! When are you going to pick up the house brick??? Full apology from amazon, who just can't understand how it happened. They were going to send mre another xbox, but as I had had to buy another anyway, they would insead refund my money and they asked me to dispose of the brick myself as it wasn't something they wished to collect.... WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER !!! FUCK their ONE TIME PASSWORD!!! __________________ My AI Handywork... My Dream Gal... XXX 👁️ 👍️ 💩

11-15-2021, 08:04 AM	#2
Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,234	How exactly is that working, you cant open package unless you type password somewhere or ?

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mechanicvirus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southern California Posts: 3,601	Is this a thing where people do a thing?