Ate McDonald's for the first time in a year yesterday

[Huggles]

$16.50 in Canada for:

Big Mac combo:
Large coke zero
Medium fries
and a single extra cheeseburger

Today my guts ache and I've been farting for 12+ hours non-stop and slept like ass.

Had to scratch that itch... fuuuuuuck!!!

Big Clown wins again...

[fuzebox]

I love my 1-2 yearly McDonalds. Always on a road trip, always regret it

[mechanicvirus]

How the fuck are peoples digestive systems so terrible?

I always hear the same thing about taco bell online, "I ate a burrito and now my pants are full of wet runny diarrhea because my anal control is lacking". Is mcdonalds the same way now??

[The Porn Nerd]

I like their breakfast but omg the cost now! Two McGriddles and a hash brown cost $18 in NYC.

[CurrentlySober]

Originally Posted by mechanicvirus

"I ate a burrito and now my pants are full of wet runny diarrhea because my anal control is lacking".

Fuking hell ! You TEASE!!!

Keep going... I was almost on the vinegar stroke!

[King Mark]

I'm vegan now (mostly), but ain't nothing like a McDonalds steak, egg and cheese bagel in the morning.

When I cheat like a degenerate, that's my go-to.

[Retiree]

Something is wrong with your health...I eat mostly healthy, but go to McDonalds basically every week or two...and never had any issues. And I have eaten in McDonalds in 20-30 different countries for sure.

[King Mark]

On another note, I know you into some new money and I'm proud of you... But $2000 sneakers and McDonalds should come after bills, stocking the fridge & cabinets and a trip to your doc for a check-up to see what your partying has done to your body. McDonalds ain't supposed to be doing all that to your belly and sleep pattern unless you got some other undiagnosed shit going on.

[grzepa]

Many people complain about increased sharting after McDs.
I don't have this problem thankfully. I eat fast food often

[OneHungLo]

Originally Posted by King Mark

I'm vegan now (mostly), but ain't nothing like a McDonalds steak, egg and cheese bagel in the morning.

When I cheat like a degenerate, that's my go-to.

No meat? You must be on a heavy soy diet.

[King Mark]

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

No meat? You must be on a heavy soy diet.

No soy at all. I get my protein mostly from peas, brown rice, flaxseed, peanuts and oats... among others.

[mechanicvirus]

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Fuking hell ! You TEASE!!!

Keep going... I was almost on the vinegar stroke!

"So there I was, eating McDonalds in my 1995 Chevrolet Cavalier when I felt a rumbling in my stomach. I decided to "push" against my better judgement and was left feeling a very warm rush of liquid down my anus and upper thighs. I had been here before but not for 30 years, it was almost new territory for me. Luckily I was wearing my lululemon sweatpants for men which is ultra-absorbent until I realized this was slightly chunky diarrhea, so while the wetness is gone, the little flecks of dried fecal matter was still there. It left a stain on my clothing, just like it left a stain on my life when I loaded up gee-eff-why.com and clicked "New Thread"".

Fin. I'll take donations.

[NoWhErE]

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

No meat? You must be on a heavy soy diet.

There are plenty of sources for protein outside of meat and soy.

[DukeSkywalker]

Me too & a pos falcon messed up my order /:

[OneHungLo]

Originally Posted by King Mark

No soy at all. I get my protein mostly from peas, brown rice, flaxseed, peanuts and oats... among others.

Why?

.

[OneHungLo]

Originally Posted by NoWhErE

There are plenty of sources for protein outside of meat and soy.

Let me guess...you don't eat meat either because of the environment?

[NoWhErE]

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

Let me guess...you don't eat meat because of the environment?

No. I'm not vegan or vegetarian; but I do have a basic understanding of nutrition

[OneHungLo]

Originally Posted by NoWhErE

No. I'm not vegan or vegetarian; but I do have a basic understanding of nutrition

I'm aware of other protein sources but meat is superior.

[DukeSkywalker]

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

Why?

.

Kang has the obligatory PR man boobs

[CaptainHowdy]

Dunno if having an aversion to that junk is a bad thing . . .

[mechanicvirus]

Is this the soyboy of america thread?

[Mr Pheer]

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

Me too & a pos falcon messed up my order /:

They fuck you at the drive-thru!

[CurrentlySober]

Originally Posted by mechanicvirus

"So there I was, eating McDonalds in my 1995 Chevrolet Cavalier when I felt a rumbling in my stomach. I decided to "push" against my better judgement and was left feeling a very warm rush of liquid down my anus and upper thighs. I had been here before but not for 30 years, it was almost new territory for me. Luckily I was wearing my lululemon sweatpants for men which is ultra-absorbent until I realized this was slightly chunky diarrhea, so while the wetness is gone, the little flecks of dried fecal matter was still there. It left a stain on my clothing, just like it left a stain on my life when I loaded up gee-eff-why.com and clicked "New Thread"".

Originally Posted by mechanicvirus

Fin. I'll take donations.

Sawwry... i cunt a4d2 give a donation...

[King Mark]

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

Why?

.

Just wanted to try it one day with some friends. See who can stick to it the longest. I ended up liking the outcomes and stuck to it about 95%

I had terrible night sweats, gone. No more kidney stones either. Don't know if going vegan is the sole reason, but it's enough for me to keep at it.

I like meat and eat it whenever I feel like it (no homo). I just don't feel like it much anymore.

[DukeSkywalker]

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

They fuck you at the drive-thru!

Ya man. Someone how left with 2 # 3’s /:

[DukeSkywalker]

Originally Posted by King Mark

Just wanted to try it one day with some friends. See who can stick to it the longest. I ended up liking the outcomes and stuck to it about 95%

I had terrible night sweats, gone. No more kidney stones either. Don't know if going vegan is the sole reason, but it's enough for me to keep at it.

I like meat and eat it whenever I feel like it (no homo). I just don't feel like it much anymore.

And this is why you are a leftist. Look at you fools. Everyone of you is filled with soy and semen

Pfff

List ONE masculine lefty here. Just ONE. I’ll wait.

[King Mark]

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

And this is why you are a leftist. Look at you fools. Everyone of you is filled with soy and semen

Pfff

List ONE masculine lefty here. Just ONE. I’ll wait.

A guy mad that another man doesn't eat meat trying to make calls on what masculinity is 🤣

Rightards gonna rightard...

[DukeSkywalker]

Originally Posted by King Mark

A guy mad that another man doesn't eat meat trying to make calls on what masculinity is 🤣

Rightards gonna rightard...

Ku Klux Kang
You are a soyboy

[JesseQuinn]

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Dunno if having an aversion to that junk is a bad thing . . .

who cares. peeps eat what they want and that's cool. I ate half a delicious mango this am that would have cost me the equiv of 78 cents USD

but I got 3 for the equiv of 1.20 USD. ovbs tipped him. a nice old man who sells down the road what his grandsons bring

mango season rocks my world

gave one to a neighbor on each side of my place (they're not poorly, just a gift of mango is a good way of stating thanks for being cool)

I recall I ate an order of chicken mcnuggets once at an outing with a friend and her fam. it came with a little dipping pack of sweet and sour sauce. had never been to a McD's before. recall it being tasty but many moons ago

honestly got way more excited by white bread grilled processed cheese slice sandwiches, with brown cow to wash it down. my aunt and uncle lived down the block and I went there for dinner every time my mom made lentil soup or tofu cabbage rolls

no way I could do McD's now, but like me of all people are gonna judge choices for others?

stomach would flip
insides lack the equip
chemical compounds
twisting and churn
for want of mango
for that we a yearn

in JA McD's a naa exist
only BK and KFC on the list
the real with tastebuds quickly beat feet
for the jerk pan chicken sold on the street

lest I come off holier than thou
beg ya some fya for my cigarette now


I wish I could eat pan chicken, it smells so good and no skin or oil involved. just prefer them alive

Originally Posted by mechanicvirus

"So there I was, eating McDonalds in my 1995 Chevrolet Cavalier when I felt a rumbling in my stomach. I decided to "push" against my better judgement and was left feeling a very warm rush of liquid down my anus and upper thighs. I had been here before but not for 30 years, it was almost new territory for me. Luckily I was wearing my lululemon sweatpants for men which is ultra-absorbent until I realized this was slightly chunky diarrhea, so while the wetness is gone, the little flecks of dried fecal matter was still there. It left a stain on my clothing, just like it left a stain on my life when I loaded up gee-eff-why.com and clicked "New Thread"".

Fin. I'll take donations.

I'm so fapping to this right now, please send me your cash app

[Huggles]

I have felt absolutely disgusting all day

HOWEVER

I had to have my once-per-year McDonald's... I had a Big Mac Attack and I couldn't get that fucking clown off my back...

[Huggles]

This is McDonald's as it passes through my body:

[MakeMeGrrrrowl]

Originally Posted by King Mark

No soy at all. I get my protein mostly from peas, brown rice, flaxseed, peanuts and oats... among others.

What do you still eat that's not vegan? Why did you decide to continue eating that?

I'm learning to cook vegan things, made the most delicious chocolate cake and frosting for my daughters birthday. It was MOIST (girls love this word heh)

I do love a big mac once or twice a year but yep, it tears up my belly too.

[Retiree]

Originally Posted by NoWhErE

There are plenty of sources for protein outside of meat and soy.

Only in eggs and milk products, all other(plant) protein is pure shit and our body can't use most of it.

[Retiree]

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

I'm aware of other protein sources but meat is superior.

Eggs are #1, no competition, body can use 2/3 of that protein can go into muscle. Meat is #2 (1/2 is used), milk/whey #3 (1/3 is used) and everything else is useless.

[OneHungLo]

Originally Posted by Retiree

Eggs are #1, no competition, body can use 2/3 of that protein can go into muscle. Meat is #2 (1/2 is used), milk/whey #3 (1/3 is used) and everything else is useless.

Agreed

[mechanicvirus]

Originally Posted by Retiree

Only in eggs and milk products, all other(plant) protein is pure shit and our body can't use most of it.

Actually people aren't supposed to eat protein at all, only drink leaded gasoline.

[Huggles]

Originally Posted by mechanicvirus

Actually people aren't supposed to eat protein at all, only drink leaded gasoline.