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Old 08-02-2022, 10:47 AM   #1
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Peculiar products on amazon...

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B09442CBCX

Just had this advertised to me. OK, its a pill holder and I've just been posting about taking diabetes pills etc, so knowing that everything I type is monitored, I am not in the least surprised...

But isn't it a daft invention? Why is it shaped like a WW2 Bomb? Why is it also a hammer that breaks glass? Finally, why does the final product picture look as if the guy slumped over his computer has just taken an overdose???

Like I say, peculiar product...
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Old 08-02-2022, 10:53 AM   #2
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Not really peculiar. It's meant to go on a keychain so it seems like a nice discreet way to have pills with you if you might need them abruptly.
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Old 08-02-2022, 11:33 AM   #3
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Well I suppose the fact you can use it to shatter glass will come in handy for when you break into the pharmacy to steal the pills that go in there...
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Old 08-02-2022, 11:42 AM   #4
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Wow, you are slipping.

They can't say it in the ad; but you put poo in there.

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Wow, you are slipping.

They can't say it in the ad; but you put poo in there.

Nah... No way can you fit enough poo in there for me to purchase it. I can (and do) just hold 5 times that amount in my hand or in my pocket.

I did consider it might be an interesting exercise, (Due to its shape) to consider purchasing it, with a view to shoving it up my ass, but its so small, Id just lose it...

Just makes me wonder how the design meeting went though?

OK, so we need something to keep pills in... What shape should it be? Ah yes, like a bomb, a torpedo, an explosive device... Fits in well with pills... Yes, that's it... What else? Lets make it break glass as well. That's a natural connection to make...

What about advertising though? How about a man, collapsed unconscious over a computer then photoshop our product on the table, making it looked like he has OD'd...

Good stuff, sounds like a plan, get going lads !
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Old 08-02-2022, 12:03 PM   #6
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Nah... No way can you fit enough poo in there
Oh, so now you are claiming that there is no Micropoo niche?

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Old 08-02-2022, 12:30 PM   #7
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Very pooculiar indeed.

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Very pooculiar indeed.

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