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35-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN JUMPS ON DATING SHOW FOR HELP ... Tryin' to Get Lucky!!!
35 years of oppressive parents - goes on show - and still is a virgin. She's what every suicide bomber hopes to meet.
I'm afraid to ask when was the time you lost your virginity since my gut is telling me that it will be under 18 LOL. A 35-year-old virgin is lookin' for love, so naturally she went on a dating show hoping to lose her, umm ... status -- but never assume a happy ending. Yes, that's a double entendre. Sonali Chandra decided to try to find her Mr. Right by appearing on Lifetime's "5 Guys A Week" ... where she got to live with, and date, 5 different men, eliminating them as the days go on. Pretty good odds for her, you'd think. Sonali admits her dad didn't allow her to date while growing up in a strict Indian household -- which explains why she's made it to her mid-30s without going all the way. Anyway, things heated up between Sonali and possible match Erik during her week on the show ... a little too hot, apparently. You gotta see this clip showing just how awkward things got when Erik had to give her a lesson on how those pesky boners work!!! https://www.tmz.com/2022/09/22/35-vi...week-lifetime/ ![]()
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At her age, 97% of her eggs are gone. Pass.
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Well 35 she's still fertile though not as much as 25 but a woman's chances are slim to non by 45 and over but it can happen. (learned by listening to fertility doctors) Now with fertility clinics around they can assist in increasing the odds.
I never took you as a person who declines a woman due to her fertility - but hey - learning new things about you all the time. LOL
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I mean usually if she's saving her virginity, it's because she's doing so until marriage, right? What sane guy with options would marry a 35 year old if he want kids? In my younger days, I would plug any wet hole since I wasn't looking to be a father. But since I've matured and looking to father children now, I'm extremely considerate of thy holes I plug. I would only bang chicks on contraception before. Now, I'm looking for a young virgin who never took contraception. I highly analyzed the "marry, fuck, kill" scenario in my mind as a young man.
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So even if your potential wife is a virgin does not mean its her fault she can't get pregnant.
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Biggie Smalls Web Writing brought up some history (whether true or not) - I had my kids when I was in my late 40's to mid 50's. I'm 61 now and at times hard to keep up with them but even at the fertility clinic the issues wasn't with me but my partner. Living like a rock star doesn't necessarily mean fertility and offspring are affected - hell - just look at S tyler and his kids (Liv for one) all are good. Hell even Ozzy had a couple though may not be the best example LOL NOTE: my niece was born when her mom was in her 40's btw. I only wish you the best and hope that as you enter the next stage in your life that each one of the children are healthy and will without a doubt know their dad (and mom) will love them no matter what. That's all a child can hope for these days. Money only goes so far - as does "things". A child's life can be altered simply by being told they are loved and that you are proud of them. Keep up the amazing work ol friend.
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I didn't realize you were 61, you look great. I've only felt the desire to become a father in the last 3 years. It took me quite a long time to "fix myself" after being raised by a single mother and having a deadbeat dad who gave neither his time nor financial help since I was 4 years old. Because of this, my biggest fear was being a bad father myself. You're one of the very few who mentions their children here. You always seemed like a thoughtful, kind, good man. I always enjoy your well thought out and articulated posts. You're one of the few last remaining saving graces here.
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Wow, you are a worlds wonder for being able to have kids at that age. Not sure if you guys went for some medical help on the side, but even if you did that is totally fine and still crazy you've been able to succeed. Btw, Im 37, had 2 kids in late 20s, tried for a 3rd one 5 years ago but didnt work. Yeah, its crazy all those celebrities you mentioned, I always thought that those who got kids later in their lives actually did some kind of sperm freezing before becoming unfertile.
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![]() As a dad there is only a small piece of advice - I tell my kids every day no matter what, "there is nothing you can do or say that will make me stop loving you". and each night - I sit - read or listen to them and always hug and say I love you. Never do they walk out the door or close their eyes without knowing I love them. We've all had tough upbringings and regrets - but I know that you (as I do) will take it seriously. Hopefully the child will grow up much smarter - wiser and capable than us so that we leave better people in the world than our parents did. When I'm gone - at least I believe all my kids will say - he made us laugh every day - we were loved everyday. For you and me - there is barely any reward more important than knowing that your kids know that. We screw up - for sure. Yet teaching the value of family and relationships - training them not as a friend but as a parent is so important. You want your daughter to marry a man that will continue that on - and your son's to have a wife as honorable and as much as a partner to you as your wife.
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Funny story - the last kid I had was when I was 55 - before the nurse put the filtered semen in I took the test tube and to everyone's surprise said, "ok - now listen - sorry girls but I want a boy so all the girls in the back and boy's up front"... then handed it to the nurse. She looked at me as if I was nuts and my wife laughed. Sure enough - months later - we had a boy !!! Power of positive thinking
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Yes, I'm a born again virgin.
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You know that she has stupidly high standards, serious mental issues, and zero sex drive.
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