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Old 02-17-2023, 04:58 AM   #1
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I'm at the dentist and I have an erection...

Again! Please send help
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Old 02-17-2023, 07:41 AM   #2
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Look at this for 10 sec. It should help...

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Old 02-17-2023, 01:47 PM   #3
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Just hand them the glass (with your teeth in it) and then go relieve yourself in the toilet.
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Old 02-17-2023, 04:02 PM   #4
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The receptionist's breath must smell like shit.

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Old 02-17-2023, 04:05 PM   #5
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You just reminded me of that old show Married With Children when Traci Lords was the nurse...

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Old 02-17-2023, 04:27 PM   #6
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You just reminded me of that old show Married With Children when Traci Lords was the nurse...

Jeez, I remember that one! Traci Lords hmmmm.
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Old 02-17-2023, 10:41 PM   #7
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I had my wisdom tooth taken out.
I squeezed my female dentist ass so hard that made her cum
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Old 02-17-2023, 11:00 PM   #8
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This happens to me all the time. But my dentist is smoking hot.
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Old 02-18-2023, 02:02 AM   #9
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Better than at the vasectomy room.
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Old 02-18-2023, 03:31 AM   #10
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Just hand them the glass (with your teeth in it)
I didn't have either set of teeth either in my mouth or on my person... It was a (routine) check for mouth cancer - Something that they do when you have zero teeth.

No signs of cancer

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then go relieve yourself in the toilet.
I had already 'relieved' myself directly into my pants before going into the dentists room, which added to the hilarity of the situation, and raised a smile ot two (from me) to relieve the stress of a pootentailly dark situation
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Old 02-18-2023, 03:35 AM   #11
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You just reminded me of that old show Married With Children when Traci Lords was the nurse...

You just made me feel old, by describing 'Married With Children' as 'That Old Show'...

I'd just have said, 'Married With Children'...
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Old 02-18-2023, 03:37 AM   #12
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Better than at the vasectomy room.
Your Dentist also does vasectomies??? !!!
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Your Dentist also does vasectomies??? !!!
Yeah. He doesn't mean to, but sometimes he just has the wrong glasses on.
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Roger, there's a helicopter headed your way with two extra-class girls. Hold on for another fifteen minutes.
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