Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us. |
|
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
|
Thread Tools |
02-17-2023, 04:58 AM | #1 |
Too lazy to wipe my ass
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
Posts: 38,179
|
I'm at the dentist and I have an erection...
Again! Please send help
|
02-17-2023, 07:41 AM | #2 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2023
Posts: 33
|
Look at this for 10 sec. It should help...
|
02-17-2023, 01:47 PM | #3 |
SO FUCKING SCAMMED
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: UK
Posts: 1,345
|
Just hand them the glass (with your teeth in it) and then go relieve yourself in the toilet.
__________________
|
02-17-2023, 04:02 PM | #4 |
Making PHP work
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: 🌎🌅🌈🌇
Posts: 20,136
|
The receptionist's breath must smell like shit.
__________________
You mad as fuck because you suck. You have no life. |
02-17-2023, 04:05 PM | #5 |
SEO Connoisseur
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Brantford, Ontario
Posts: 15,505
|
You just reminded me of that old show Married With Children when Traci Lords was the nurse...
__________________
|
02-17-2023, 04:27 PM | #6 |
I have a plan
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Seattle - Miami - St Kitts
Posts: 5,452
|
Jeez, I remember that one! Traci Lords hmmmm.
__________________
CryptoFeeds |
02-17-2023, 10:41 PM | #7 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: USA
Posts: 89
|
I had my wisdom tooth taken out.
I squeezed my female dentist ass so hard that made her cum
__________________
time flies, it has been 20 years already |
02-17-2023, 11:00 PM | #8 |
Jägermeister Test Pilot
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: NORCAL
Posts: 71,048
|
This happens to me all the time. But my dentist is smoking hot.
__________________
“The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL | THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION |
02-18-2023, 02:02 AM | #9 |
Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Cowtown, USA
Posts: 32,349
|
Better than at the vasectomy room.
|
02-18-2023, 03:31 AM | #10 |
Too lazy to wipe my ass
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
Posts: 38,179
|
I didn't have either set of teeth either in my mouth or on my person... It was a (routine) check for mouth cancer - Something that they do when you have zero teeth.
No signs of cancer I had already 'relieved' myself directly into my pants before going into the dentists room, which added to the hilarity of the situation, and raised a smile ot two (from me) to relieve the stress of a pootentailly dark situation |
02-18-2023, 03:35 AM | #11 | |
Too lazy to wipe my ass
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
Posts: 38,179
|
Quote:
I'd just have said, 'Married With Children'... |
|
02-18-2023, 03:37 AM | #12 |
Too lazy to wipe my ass
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
Posts: 38,179
|
Your Dentist also does vasectomies??? !!!
|
02-18-2023, 04:32 AM | #13 |
Bollocks
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Bollocks
Posts: 2,792
|
Yeah. He doesn't mean to, but sometimes he just has the wrong glasses on.
__________________
Interserver unmanaged AMD Ryzen servers from $73.00 |
02-18-2023, 05:36 AM | #14 |
Too lazy to wipe my ass
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
Posts: 38,179
|
|
02-18-2023, 06:56 AM | #15 |
Registered User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2023
Posts: 9
|
|