the things you find on reddit

[sarettah]

40 years old with 20+ years of web development experience. Never had a full time job. Am I unemployable?

Okay, so I've been a web developer for over 20 years now and I've never had a full-time job ever in my life. I've had a few part-time jobs for a total of 9 months, all of which were non-coding jobs. A few weeks ago, for the first time in my life, I created a resume and applied for full-time programming jobs for remote WordPress and Laravel programming positions, all of which have $80-$150k salary. I applied to about a dozen jobs on LinkedIn and Indeed. Unfortunately, so far I have not heard back from anyone. The only messages I received were to join a different job search platform.

My best guess is that employers are weary that I am going work for a few months, save about $20k and quit, as that's honestly what my plan is. My entire career I have operated my own websites and did small gigs to supplement my income. I spent the past 3 years developing a new marketplace for digital products called xxxxxxxxxx and it only makes about $100 per month so far, which isn't enough to live on even though I relocated to Mexico as a digital nomad and my savings are running out. So obviously, I don't have much to put on a resume except xxxxxxxx and my WordPress plugin xxxxxxxxxxx which is adult-related.

I'm just wondering if I should apply to more jobs with some changes to my resume. I have my photo on my resume and I'm wondering if I should remove it or use a different photo. I know this may sound weird, but is it possible I'm too handsome for people to take me seriously as a programmer? Surely there are good programmers with single-digit body fat, right? Is it possible many companies have diversity quotas and won't hire a white man? Should I use a black guy in the photo? My last name is common amongst African-Americans so I could probably pull it off, right? I mean, it's all remote positions I'm applying for, so it's not like they can tell I'm only 1.4% Sub-Saharan African (according to my 23andme DNA test). How many jobs does the average programmer apply to before getting hired, or at least a call/message back? Thanks in advance.

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[Klen]

Why does this sounds like tubeace post lol

[Tube Ace]

Reddit AND YouTube!





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@jamesross1798



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@user-mz8gq2pw4d



Im six feet tall and extremely fit, whenever i wear fitted clothes i get that “ he must be gay comments “ from certain women and some dudes, it just reaffirms to me that i can be very intimidating looking and i bring out the insecurities of the ones judging me, great video AD
@jmanuel9317

[Colmike9]

Wasn't me...

[fuzebox]

[JesseQuinn]

Originally Posted by sarettah

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wait...so the dude who called you a washed-up nobody (lol) in another thread posted this? (actually yes he did, I found the original with the URLs intact). kudos for removing the URLs from your op, S. that shows character and class. I wouldn't expect any less from someone like you

so 100 whole dollars a month, huh? wow. tbh I'm actually surprised his flagship product brings in even that much but still...wow. maybe if he spent less time posting memes and stupid yt vids in a lame attempt to troll and more time coming up with a functional product that people actually want, he could boost that up to a whopping $150 a month. but no, it will still be cuz of discrimination against the handsome and Black people's fault he's a failure

lmao. this is more entertaining than smoking meth. he really is the safety monkey of GFY

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Klen

Why does this sounds like tubeace post lol

i had not noticed the resemblance, but now that you mention it

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

wait...so the dude who called you a washed-up nobody (lol) in another thread posted this? (actually yes he did, I found the original with the URLs intact). kudos for removing the URLs from your op, S. that shows character and class. I wouldn't expect any less from someone like you

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lmao. this is more entertaining than smoking meth. he really is the safety monkey of GFY

so, the reddit post was from somebody here on the board? i did not know that ;p

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[brassmonkey]

Originally Posted by Klen

Why does this sounds like tubeace post lol

[OneHungLo]

To the op reddit poster, I would say yes they should present themselves as being black but I would take it a step further to insure you get the job.

Just being a black male doesn't rank high on the intersectionality victim scale. I would say you’re a black trans woman that’s disabled and of the islamic faith. That should do it. Most today will go out of their way to discriminate against you if you’re a straight white male so do whatever you need to do.

[Tube Ace]

Looks like somebody is clearly obsessed with me and my big dick.

I guess I shouldn't have just spent $100 on 6 pair of Calvin Klein underwear at the mall.

[JesseQuinn]

Originally Posted by Tube Ace

I guess I shouldn't have just spent $100 on 6 pair of Calvin Klein underwear

well if you're clearing $100 per month in income prob not a wise economic choice. no shade on that, income-wise. just ballers tend to be people who live beyond their means as a front. when no one real would give a shit what kind of undies you wear. if I'm with a man in undies, kinda more interested in getting them off him

if I'm gonna be human and not feel like a bully, despite the way you have disparaged people I like and care about which makes me dislike you, speaking honestly when I write I think your biggest biz obstacle is your arrogance. you make stuff no one wants or needs and yeah...it's totally cuz you're too pretty and the Black man is keeping you down

not because you don't actually consider what your target audience might want or need. you know better, right? even though it's clear you're on the periphery of the biz. take a page from Sarettah, Cyber and Konrad's book. there is a reason why none of them are hurting for cash inflow

just, I dunno, get a grip. step away from yt and the 'asshole is the way to success' ish you vibe to. kinda needless to point out that the strategy hasn't worked out for you but you're not that intuitive so I'll state it overtly

no one cares what you look like. it's what you do that counts. recall someone you also tried to disparage writing that recently. he's successful, as a fucking fugee from chaos. you're sitting pretty on 20k (lol, who moves internationally with only 20k in savings, speak from experience on that, 4 times over) and can't get a break

that's cuz your flagship product sucks. I seriously have never even seen it mentioned here aside from your sig, but for Brass in a fun metaphor describing it as 'more bugs than a cheap motel'

then you come at an adult audience with a new product not suitable for adult

yeah, the problem is your looks

get over yourself and get to work. despite everything I do wish you luck

[plsureking]

bro building WP sites for 20 years and thinks he's employable as an engineer.



truth is few of the programmers here on GFY are employable because we know how the whole thing works. corporations only hire people who know how one thing works. they don't need managers and architects.

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[Tube Ace]

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

this is more entertaining than smoking meth.

Evidently not.

<-- the real JesseQ

[Tube Ace]

Originally Posted by plsureking

bro building WP sites for 20 years and thinks he's employable as an engineer.



truth is few of the programmers here on GFY are employable because we know how the whole thing works. corporations only hire people who know how one thing works. they don't need managers and architects.

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We'll see about that, fat boy.

I built my first WP plugin in 2013 and it took me around the world; landing me balls deep in countless women, being the player you could only dream of. Even if I do end up as a one-hit wonder, my life has been incredible and something you could only dream about. Cope.

Besides, those are strong words coming from a dork whose product I've never even heard of and has to pay women to look at him.

Seriously, look at this shit

[JesseQuinn]

Originally Posted by Tube Ace

Evidently not.

yeah, nice try. those flailing attempts to disparage me just demonstrate that you are not really interested in changing your circumstances by listening to feedback written with (some) good faith. I don't want to see you go under but you're doing this to yourself so have fun I guess?

PS that alpha male ish of trying to be top dog doesn't work on me. does it work on anyone?

regarding my appearance I think we already covered that here and here

in terms of the pic you keep posting from a year ago...oh no I didn't brush my hair or put on makeup or set up lighting and had a bruise around my eye. life happens and my hair has a mind of its own so a brush doesn't easily tame it. unless I'm going out I don't bother. when I'm not on cam I rarely wear makeup (and even on cam only lip gloss and eyeshadow-it's all about the lighting). the only one who cares is you. me, I'm still banking a year later, even without Calvin Klein undies

why don't you start researching a way to make some real money in this business? there's a lot to go around, the only obstacle is you

(and PS to the board I have never smoked meth, just made a joke as TubeAce likes to call me a meth head cuz I'm slender)

[Tube Ace]

I knew you'd come back to check out my dong again. You must have been salivating at the thought and just couldn't stay away.

Sigma male fo life, beeeyotch.

[MetaCPA]

Interesting

[plsureking]

Originally Posted by Tube Ace

We'll see about that, fat boy.

so this thread is about you. i didn't know until your butt got hurt.

WP is a nice skill i guess. plenty of Indians are experts at it. you're not getting a $100k+ job doing it tho.

i love that you always go straight to the insults. shoot first right?

thanks for posting the PornCMS homepage screenshot. convenient marketing

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[blackmonsters]

Damn, why show up in a thread and let everybody know it's you?



And blaming it on Black people was like leaving a fingerprint.

[Tube Ace]

Originally Posted by Klen

Why does this sounds like tubeace post lol

My posting style is officially world-renowned. I hope that 100 years after my death AI post bots will have a 'Tube Ace' preset "posting style", just as artists from centuries ago are referenced in AI art generators today.

Look ma, your boy made it!!

[OneHungLo]

Quinn, you look good even without makeup...but the black eye is troubling. Hopefully, you're not letting any man raise his hand to you...Might want to try to find a nice White boy (if there are any in Jamacia).

[JesseQuinn]

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

Quinn, you look good even without makeup...but the black eye is troubling. Hopefully, you're not letting any man raise his hand to you...Might want to try to find a nice White boy

thank you for the compliment and regarding the bruise; I got a bruise. it healed. I'm fine

DEF not being abused by any man (or woman) in my life, my friends here and in Ochi proper have my back just as much as I have theirs

and nope, no white peeps at all in my new town on the outskirts. like seriously I'm the only paleface

no one makes a big deal of it, it's not a tourist area and within a couple weeks I knew my whole long azz street and felt very welcomed to the community by all. being abused? nope, not a part of my life and never has been (unless you include when Bika bops me on the nose when I'm trying to sleep cuz she's decided she must have pets NOW)

gracias for the concern but for real, zero need. Tube is just trying to troll and as usual: fail

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

Jamacia

*JamAIca

[adultinnovation]

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

well if you're clearing $100 per month in income

my Nephew went out on Sunday morning doing uber eats and made $100 in 3 hours

That's like $33 / hour. He probably made more $ than 90% of people in porn make these days.

[plsureking]

Originally Posted by adultinnovation

my Nephew went out on Sunday morning doing uber eats and made $100 in 3 hours

That's like $33 / hour. He probably made more $ than 90% of people in porn make these days.

mister "around the world been there done that" says he is a struggling expat trying to scrape up for a plate of beans

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[CaptainHowdy]

Messing with sarettah again, they never learn . . .

[Tube Ace]

Not sure what that miserable menopausal cunt is talking about. $100/mo doesn't even cover my protein/vitamin supplements.

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Messing with sarettah again, they never learn . . .

and who the fuck is sarettah besides a GFY troll? Please enlighten me. What has that idiot EVER done in his life worth mentioning?

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Tube Ace

and who the fuck is sarettah

i am nobody and nothing and never claimed anything more than that

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[Colmike9]

Originally Posted by Tube Ace

and who the fuck is sarettah besides a GFY troll? Please enlighten me. What has that idiot EVER done in his life worth mentioning?

I've said some things in the past about him, but he really does know his coding well and did/does a lot more than most people here know. I'm a mean troll sometimes...

[MelkieWey]

WORDPRESS?

UGH! back in the days where my ass couldnt take a 43cm dual sided black dildo... i also made WP sites... realized what a fucking scammy shithole of pseudo coders it is, virgin model i was bought a tube theme for 30$ but never managed to get it to work cus WP wanted a 25$ montly to install....


fuck that shiet! go fullstacker! do backend & frontend all alone by yourself! just to prove my point

ill setup my dev site before porsting this to show you what a FREE WEBSITE THEME LOOKS LIKE!

https://nowhere2point0.xyz

PS: i still have to customize it to my needs when i need it

[Freedom6995]

Originally Posted by MelkieWey

WORDPRESS?

UGH! back in the days where my ass couldnt take a 43cm dual sided black dildo... i also made WP sites... realized what a fucking scammy shithole of pseudo coders it is, virgin model i was bought a tube theme for 30$ but never managed to get it to work cus WP wanted a 25$ montly to install....


fuck that shiet! go fullstacker! do backend & frontend all alone by yourself! just to prove my point

ill setup my dev site before porsting this to show you what a FREE WEBSITE THEME LOOKS LIKE!

https://nowhere2point0.xyz

PS: i still have to customize it to my needs when i need it

Your site is returning a 500 error.

[mainstreammix]

Originally Posted by Klen

Why does this sounds like tubeace post lol

Yep.

[MelkieWey]

Originally Posted by Freedom6995

Your site is returning a 500 error.

typical show off effect
my sites are under construcction cus i had to change hosts

could you try again to make sure?

[candyflip]

Originally Posted by MelkieWey

typical show off effect
my sites are under construcction cus i had to change hosts

could you try again to make sure?

Fine here.

[JesseQuinn]

Originally Posted by MelkieWey

my sites are under construcction cus i had to change hosts

could you try again to make sure?

I'm getting a 500 over here as well. what host did you switch to? you were with namecheap before, am I correct on that? if so, yeah, they only allow adult on their VPS packages, I think

but who did you switch to and when did you make the switch? it really shouldn't take more than a couple of hours although it 'can' take up to 72. that would be signal number one you're with a shitty company

if this doesn't work out check out M3Server.com (no ref link). I'm with Vacares now but used to work with M3 and had zero complaints, an excellent company. not sure if this would accommodate your needs but their smallest (the XS) VPS plan is $15 per month. Vacares and MojoHost are two other top rec'ed companies for adult, for good reason. a little bit more pricey but if your site is the foundation of your income def worth investing

there are a lot of companies that say they host adult but it can vary...what might get in your way a bit is the hypn0 aspect, depending where the company is located

anyway, hope your site gets back online soon and that you encounter no issues going forward. good luck!

[JesseQuinn]

(apologies for the dual posts, just Candy posted his before I got around to hitting 'submit' on my 1st one)

Originally Posted by candyflip

Fine here.

that's so odd, I just checked on a new browser (I use chrome for gfy so checked on opera) and still getting a 500. I wonder if DNS rolls out over regions or something?. @Brandy are you seeing your site from your EU IP?

if so, Candy is in the US, whereas I'm in Jamaica. probably much more important for your site to be online in the US/EU rather than JA as the DNS takes effect

again, good luck and hope all goes as smoothly as possible

[Freedom6995]

Originally Posted by MelkieWey

typical show off effect
my sites are under construcction cus i had to change hosts

could you try again to make sure?

"It's not just you! brandynette.com is down."

[Etho]

Originally Posted by MelkieWey

typical show off effect
my sites are under construcction cus i had to change hosts

could you try again to make sure?

It's okay. Are you using caching?

[fastball]

Originally Posted by sarettah

i am nobody and nothing and never claimed anything more than that

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I heard about you once from some Gonzo guy who had a web board back in the day. I heard you worked on the internet a few times. Hope it went well.

[Tube Ace]

Now Sarettah spends his time stalking me online on all social media, most likely looking for dick pics.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Tube Ace

Now Sarettah spends his time stalking me online on all social media, most likely looking for dick pics.

i would watch the accusations there, remember what happened last time?


anyway, you reminded me of a great song so, thanks for that




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[fastball]

Originally Posted by sarettah

i would watch the accusations there, remember what happened last time?


anyway, you reminded me of a great song so, thanks for that




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I was once offered the prints from that photo shoot from an art gallery in NYC. I didn't buy them. Loser.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by fastball

I was once offered the prints from that photo shoot from an art gallery in NYC. I didn't buy them. Loser.

great album

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[fastball]

Originally Posted by sarettah

great album

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I saw the Doors live in a small room with maybe 150 people. I was blown away. Two weeks later I saw Lou Reed and the Velvet Underground with Niko. Heroin. What a time to be alive. Watch this. I saw this live ripped out of my mind. Then I put a spike into my vein.....but decided that there was more to life.