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Huggles · 08-16-2023, 07:03 PM

Imagine if you were super happy with your life and you had the perfect girlfriend

Then you were at a bonfire

This song starts playing and he makes eye contact with your girlfriend

Are you nervous?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrIiLvg58SY

Zuzana Designs · 08-17-2023, 04:05 AM

The answer is YES! Damn that song was a great hit back in the day!

Klen · 08-17-2023, 04:15 AM

And who exactly is he ?

Tube Ace · 08-17-2023, 05:49 AM

The life you had with her is over now, bro. If you still want her in your life, your only logical option is to be her pimp.

Furthermore, if your girl got stolen by some hippy douchebag singing cover songs with an acoustic guitar, you need to take a hard look in the mirror and realize what a fucking pussy you are.

Take this pain and use it as fuel to transform yourself and make her regret ever looking at another dweeb.

"Any good pimp is his own best company" - Iceberg Slim

After you get your new gym membership and go at least 5 days per week, here is your new soundtrack:

TheLegacy · 08-17-2023, 06:23 AM

Seriously I'd be lying to myself if I thought everything was perfect an happy then my gf got taken by a singer with a guitar. I should be thinking I never had a strong relationship to begin with would never stand up to any tests thrown at it.

So if I was super happy with my life then I was super blind and naïve as well

blackmonsters · 08-17-2023, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Klen

And who exactly is he ?

Yo mamma!

CaptainHowdy · 08-17-2023, 07:37 AM

Enjoy your newly found freedom, man . . .

Speigelau · 08-17-2023, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Klen

And who exactly is he ?

Well Tube Ace of course.

Rochard · 08-17-2023, 02:24 PM

My worst nightmare is not some dumb girlfriend running off with a guitarist....

Tube Ace · 08-17-2023, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Speigelau

Well Tube Ace of course.

He wouldn't fight me like a man after talking all that crap, so I had to fly to Canada and wreck his life somehow. I mean, what else was I supposed to do?

404NotFound · 08-17-2023, 07:25 PM

Tube Ace is like, the most entertaining character currently posting.

CaptainHowdy · 08-20-2023, 03:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

My worst nightmare is not some dumb girlfriend running off with a guitarist....

For me is crossing at a red light . . . and I don't even drive!

abshard · 08-20-2023, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

My worst nightmare is not some dumb girlfriend running off with a guitarist....

My worst nightmare would be marrying some dumb stripper. Can you imagine?

Huggles · 08-20-2023, 02:46 PM

I wrote this post drunk because I literally watched a guy once have his girlfriend snatched from him by a dude with a guitar at a bonfire, I still cringe when I think of the memory!

That dude who played the guitar, I used to see him walk around downtown Vancouver playing "Wonderwall" and he would get so much pussy it was insane, I thought I got a lot of pussy, that guy literally had 10+ women give him their numbers every night!

Fucking Wonderwall, man... damn.

fastball · 08-20-2023, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggles

I wrote this post drunk because I literally watched a guy once have his girlfriend snatched from him by a dude with a guitar at a bonfire, I still cringe when I think of the memory!

That dude who played the guitar, I used to see him walk around downtown Vancouver playing "Wonderwall" and he would get so much pussy it was insane, I thought I got a lot of pussy, that guy literally had 10+ women give him their numbers every night!

Fucking Wonderwall, man... damn.

Ya wanna get girls? Get a small poodle and walk in the park. Chick magnet.

Huggles · 08-20-2023, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by fastball

Ya wanna get girls? Get a small poodle and walk in the park. Chick magnet.

Haha I would never fuck a vaxxed woman, more interested in building websites with the AI.

INever · 08-23-2023, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggles

I wrote this post drunk because I literally watched a guy once have his girlfriend snatched from him by a dude with a guitar at a bonfire, I still cringe when I think of the memory!

That dude who played the guitar, I used to see him walk around downtown Vancouver playing "Wonderwall" and he would get so much pussy it was insane, I thought I got a lot of pussy, that guy literally had 10+ women give him their numbers every night!

Fucking Wonderwall, man... damn.

Damm. Guitar had even stronger pull than a camera.

OneHungLo · 08-23-2023, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by abshard

My worst nightmare would be marrying some dumb stripper. Can you imagine?

What kind of dumbass would do that? lol

Huggles · 08-24-2023, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by INever

Damm. Guitar had even stronger pull than a camera.

I'm sure if you asked people who lived in downtown Vancouver about the "Wonderwall guy" from like 2009-2015+, I swear, people would know exactly the dude. He would play and sing Wonderwall and drunk women would join in. He would only take breaks for like a few minutes to smoke and drink and get phone numbers, then another round of Wonderwall and new women.

I wish I had the money to hire someone to just walk around downtown Vancouver singing Wonderwall on the weekends and live stream it, I bet it would be great content if the star was charismatic.

At one point, there was another guy walking around singing Wonderwall, so for one summer there were TWO Wonderwall guys, but the other guy disappeared. Maybe the first Wonderwall guy took him out. Ya never know!

CaptainHowdy · 08-24-2023, 05:27 PM

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Tube Ace So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: with your dream girl Posts: 4,941	The life you had with her is over now, bro. If you still want her in your life, your only logical option is to be her pimp. Furthermore, if your girl got stolen by some hippy douchebag singing cover songs with an acoustic guitar, you need to take a hard look in the mirror and realize what a fucking pussy you are. Take this pain and use it as fuel to transform yourself and make her regret ever looking at another dweeb. "Any good pimp is his own best company" - Iceberg Slim After you get your new gym membership and go at least 5 days per week, here is your new soundtrack:

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08-20-2023, 02:46 PM	#14
Huggles Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna Posts: 8,886	I wrote this post drunk because I literally watched a guy once have his girlfriend snatched from him by a dude with a guitar at a bonfire, I still cringe when I think of the memory! That dude who played the guitar, I used to see him walk around downtown Vancouver playing "Wonderwall" and he would get so much pussy it was insane, I thought I got a lot of pussy, that guy literally had 10+ women give him their numbers every night! Fucking Wonderwall, man... damn. __________________ I make my money from people jerking off

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