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Huggles · 03-11-2024, 06:41 PM

I think we should host a competition on GFY, based on honour, to see who can go the longest without pooping.

Who's in? We can choose a date to all agree to start on. I think the only rule should be that after the starting date, you should be honest with what food / liquids you consume. Should be interesting to see who can last the longest. It all would probably rely on your diet the week up to the start date. The longest I ever went without pooping was like 5 days after one of the Vegas shows where I ate a 64 oz steak or something insane, and when I pooped, my asshole ripped and I had blood on the toilet paper.

Of course, this alarmed me at the time, and the older me would have just laughed, but the younger me was paranoid and I went to the doctor thinking it was prostate cancer, but, when I told them "I was in Vegas at a porn show doing drugs and booze and parting for 72 hours straight" they brought another two nurses in the room and the doctor and the nurses all interrogated me and asked if I had been to a gangbang and hammered in the ass, I was aghast, I did not even like anal with women, let alone with men, or myself!

The humiliation, it was so extreme!

Anyways, we should shows the #1st annual GFY poop holding in fest, what do you think?*

*Maybe this would actually help prompt some GFY'ers to try and gain more control of their diet and their bodies, I know that I feel waaaay better when I eat veggies and drink more water compared to slamming in grease and chuggin' whiskey! NOTHING WORSE THAN A NASTY HUNGOVER GREASY SHIT!!!

sandman! · 03-11-2024, 06:51 PM

CurrentlySober · 03-12-2024, 03:33 AM

Very much in two minds regarding my pootentail endorsement of your proposed idea...

On one hand, it would be like taking all of the GFY members to 'The Best Bar In The World' - Then telling them they couldn't have a drink... I mean really, what would be the point?

But then it hit me. Add in a stipulation, that when they eventually DO have to go, high def pics, (& also videos, shot from cell phones pointed down between their legs) get uploaded to GFY in a special thread, or alternatively just sent to me on my personal email address, & perhaps its something I can get behind?

Like I say, I'm undecided atm personally... But PLEASE keep me updated on any 'Results' (pics or vids) I'm not fussy

Huggles · 03-12-2024, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

that when they eventually DO have to go, high def pics, (& also videos, shot from cell phones pointed down between their legs) get uploaded to GFY in a special thread, or alternatively just sent to me on my personal email address, & perhaps its something I can get behind?

8chars

CurrentlySober · 03-12-2024, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

8chars

Yes please - Vomit pics & vids as well, if poo vids unavailable - Cheers for reminding me

fuzebox · 03-12-2024, 11:20 AM

I spent the morning trying to pass a hard one, and I'm still shaking and sweating. I could not imagine intentionally doing this.

Huggles · 03-12-2024, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

I spent the morning trying to pass a hard one, and I'm still shaking and sweating. I could not imagine intentionally doing this.

We could have the beginnings of the next extreme sport...

TheLegacy · 03-12-2024, 12:10 PM

I'm wondering about going the longest without poop seems counterproductive to CurrentlySobers way of life. Perhaps altering that to either the largest dump by weight or liquid weight with side bets on frequency per day would be "more the merrier" for him.

Cheating with laxatives would be considered approved since results are what matters

blackmonsters · 03-12-2024, 03:05 PM

DaFuckQ!

I knew I should have avoided this thread.

2MuchMark · 03-12-2024, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggles

I think we should host a competition on GFY, based on honour, to see who can go the longest without pooping.

You win.

Huggles · 03-12-2024, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

You win.

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03-11-2024, 06:41 PM	#1
Huggles Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna Posts: 8,886	Poo man in here I think we should host a competition on GFY, based on honour, to see who can go the longest without pooping. Who's in? We can choose a date to all agree to start on. I think the only rule should be that after the starting date, you should be honest with what food / liquids you consume. Should be interesting to see who can last the longest. It all would probably rely on your diet the week up to the start date. The longest I ever went without pooping was like 5 days after one of the Vegas shows where I ate a 64 oz steak or something insane, and when I pooped, my asshole ripped and I had blood on the toilet paper. Of course, this alarmed me at the time, and the older me would have just laughed, but the younger me was paranoid and I went to the doctor thinking it was prostate cancer, but, when I told them "I was in Vegas at a porn show doing drugs and booze and parting for 72 hours straight" they brought another two nurses in the room and the doctor and the nurses all interrogated me and asked if I had been to a gangbang and hammered in the ass, I was aghast, I did not even like anal with women, let alone with men, or myself! The humiliation, it was so extreme! Anyways, we should shows the #1st annual GFY poop holding in fest, what do you think?* *Maybe this would actually help prompt some GFY'ers to try and gain more control of their diet and their bodies, I know that I feel waaaay better when I eat veggies and drink more water compared to slamming in grease and chuggin' whiskey! NOTHING WORSE THAN A NASTY HUNGOVER GREASY SHIT!!! __________________ I make my money from people jerking off

03-12-2024, 11:20 AM	#6
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