Ate McDonald's for the first time in a year yesterday

[Huggles]

$16.50 in Canada for:

Big Mac combo:
Large coke zero
Medium fries
and a single extra cheeseburger

Today my guts ache and I've been farting for 12+ hours non-stop and slept like ass.

Had to scratch that itch... fuuuuuuck!!!

Big Clown wins again...

[fuzebox]

I love my 1-2 yearly McDonalds. Always on a road trip, always regret it

[mechanicvirus]

How the fuck are peoples digestive systems so terrible?

I always hear the same thing about taco bell online, "I ate a burrito and now my pants are full of wet runny diarrhea because my anal control is lacking". Is mcdonalds the same way now??

[The Porn Nerd]

I like their breakfast but omg the cost now! Two McGriddles and a hash brown cost $18 in NYC.

[CurrentlySober]

Originally Posted by mechanicvirus

"I ate a burrito and now my pants are full of wet runny diarrhea because my anal control is lacking".

Fuking hell ! You TEASE!!!

Keep going... I was almost on the vinegar stroke!

[King Mark]

I'm vegan now (mostly), but ain't nothing like a McDonalds steak, egg and cheese bagel in the morning.

When I cheat like a degenerate, that's my go-to.

[Retiree]

Something is wrong with your health...I eat mostly healthy, but go to McDonalds basically every week or two...and never had any issues. And I have eaten in McDonalds in 20-30 different countries for sure.

[King Mark]

On another note, I know you into some new money and I'm proud of you... But $2000 sneakers and McDonalds should come after bills, stocking the fridge & cabinets and a trip to your doc for a check-up to see what your partying has done to your body. McDonalds ain't supposed to be doing all that to your belly and sleep pattern unless you got some other undiagnosed shit going on.

[grzepa]

Many people complain about increased sharting after McDs.
I don't have this problem thankfully. I eat fast food often

[OneHungLo]

Originally Posted by King Mark

I'm vegan now (mostly), but ain't nothing like a McDonalds steak, egg and cheese bagel in the morning.

When I cheat like a degenerate, that's my go-to.

No meat? You must be on a heavy soy diet.

[King Mark]

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

No meat? You must be on a heavy soy diet.

No soy at all. I get my protein mostly from peas, brown rice, flaxseed, peanuts and oats... among others.

[mechanicvirus]

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Fuking hell ! You TEASE!!!

Keep going... I was almost on the vinegar stroke!

"So there I was, eating McDonalds in my 1995 Chevrolet Cavalier when I felt a rumbling in my stomach. I decided to "push" against my better judgement and was left feeling a very warm rush of liquid down my anus and upper thighs. I had been here before but not for 30 years, it was almost new territory for me. Luckily I was wearing my lululemon sweatpants for men which is ultra-absorbent until I realized this was slightly chunky diarrhea, so while the wetness is gone, the little flecks of dried fecal matter was still there. It left a stain on my clothing, just like it left a stain on my life when I loaded up gee-eff-why.com and clicked "New Thread"".

Fin. I'll take donations.

[NoWhErE]

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

No meat? You must be on a heavy soy diet.

There are plenty of sources for protein outside of meat and soy.

[Major Tom Thanks Duke]

Me too & a pos falcon messed up my order /:

[OneHungLo]

Originally Posted by King Mark

No soy at all. I get my protein mostly from peas, brown rice, flaxseed, peanuts and oats... among others.

Why?

.

[OneHungLo]

Originally Posted by NoWhErE

There are plenty of sources for protein outside of meat and soy.

Let me guess...you don't eat meat either because of the environment?

[NoWhErE]

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

Let me guess...you don't eat meat because of the environment?

No. I'm not vegan or vegetarian; but I do have a basic understanding of nutrition

[OneHungLo]

Originally Posted by NoWhErE

No. I'm not vegan or vegetarian; but I do have a basic understanding of nutrition

I'm aware of other protein sources but meat is superior.

[Major Tom Thanks Duke]

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

Why?

.

Kang has the obligatory PR man boobs

[CaptainHowdy]

Dunno if having an aversion to that junk is a bad thing . . .

[mechanicvirus]

Is this the soyboy of america thread?

[Mr Pheer]

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

Me too & a pos falcon messed up my order /:

They fuck you at the drive-thru!

[LunarLynx]

I haven't touched McDonalds in over 15 years

[CurrentlySober]

Originally Posted by mechanicvirus

"So there I was, eating McDonalds in my 1995 Chevrolet Cavalier when I felt a rumbling in my stomach. I decided to "push" against my better judgement and was left feeling a very warm rush of liquid down my anus and upper thighs. I had been here before but not for 30 years, it was almost new territory for me. Luckily I was wearing my lululemon sweatpants for men which is ultra-absorbent until I realized this was slightly chunky diarrhea, so while the wetness is gone, the little flecks of dried fecal matter was still there. It left a stain on my clothing, just like it left a stain on my life when I loaded up gee-eff-why.com and clicked "New Thread"".

Originally Posted by mechanicvirus

Fin. I'll take donations.

Sawwry... i cunt a4d2 give a donation...

[King Mark]

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

Why?

.

Just wanted to try it one day with some friends. See who can stick to it the longest. I ended up liking the outcomes and stuck to it about 95%

I had terrible night sweats, gone. No more kidney stones either. Don't know if going vegan is the sole reason, but it's enough for me to keep at it.

I like meat and eat it whenever I feel like it (no homo). I just don't feel like it much anymore.

[Major Tom Thanks Duke]

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

They fuck you at the drive-thru!

Ya man. Someone how left with 2 # 3’s /:

[Major Tom Thanks Duke]

Originally Posted by King Mark

Just wanted to try it one day with some friends. See who can stick to it the longest. I ended up liking the outcomes and stuck to it about 95%

I had terrible night sweats, gone. No more kidney stones either. Don't know if going vegan is the sole reason, but it's enough for me to keep at it.

I like meat and eat it whenever I feel like it (no homo). I just don't feel like it much anymore.

And this is why you are a leftist. Look at you fools. Everyone of you is filled with soy and semen

Pfff

List ONE masculine lefty here. Just ONE. I’ll wait.

[King Mark]

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

And this is why you are a leftist. Look at you fools. Everyone of you is filled with soy and semen

Pfff

List ONE masculine lefty here. Just ONE. I’ll wait.

A guy mad that another man doesn't eat meat trying to make calls on what masculinity is 🤣

Rightards gonna rightard...

[Major Tom Thanks Duke]

Originally Posted by King Mark

A guy mad that another man doesn't eat meat trying to make calls on what masculinity is 🤣

Rightards gonna rightard...

Ku Klux Kang
You are a soyboy

[JesseQuinn]

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Dunno if having an aversion to that junk is a bad thing . . .

who cares. peeps eat what they want and that's cool. I ate half a delicious mango this am that would have cost me the equiv of 78 cents USD

but I got 3 for the equiv of 1.20 USD. ovbs tipped him. a nice old man who sells down the road what his grandsons bring

mango season rocks my world

gave one to a neighbor on each side of my place (they're not poorly, just a gift of mango is a good way of stating thanks for being cool)

I recall I ate an order of chicken mcnuggets once at an outing with a friend and her fam. it came with a little dipping pack of sweet and sour sauce. had never been to a McD's before. recall it being tasty but many moons ago

honestly got way more excited by white bread grilled processed cheese slice sandwiches, with brown cow to wash it down. my aunt and uncle lived down the block and I went there for dinner every time my mom made lentil soup or tofu cabbage rolls

no way I could do McD's now, but like me of all people are gonna judge choices for others?

stomach would flip
insides lack the equip
chemical compounds
twisting and churn
for want of mango
for that we a yearn

in JA McD's a naa exist
only BK and KFC on the list
the real with tastebuds quickly beat feet
for the jerk pan chicken sold on the street

lest I come off holier than thou
beg ya some fya for my cigarette now


I wish I could eat pan chicken, it smells so good and no skin or oil involved. just prefer them alive

Originally Posted by mechanicvirus

"So there I was, eating McDonalds in my 1995 Chevrolet Cavalier when I felt a rumbling in my stomach. I decided to "push" against my better judgement and was left feeling a very warm rush of liquid down my anus and upper thighs. I had been here before but not for 30 years, it was almost new territory for me. Luckily I was wearing my lululemon sweatpants for men which is ultra-absorbent until I realized this was slightly chunky diarrhea, so while the wetness is gone, the little flecks of dried fecal matter was still there. It left a stain on my clothing, just like it left a stain on my life when I loaded up gee-eff-why.com and clicked "New Thread"".

Fin. I'll take donations.

I'm so fapping to this right now, please send me your cash app

[Huggles]

I have felt absolutely disgusting all day

HOWEVER

I had to have my once-per-year McDonald's... I had a Big Mac Attack and I couldn't get that fucking clown off my back...

[Huggles]

This is McDonald's as it passes through my body:

[MakeMeGrrrrowl]

Originally Posted by King Mark

No soy at all. I get my protein mostly from peas, brown rice, flaxseed, peanuts and oats... among others.

What do you still eat that's not vegan? Why did you decide to continue eating that?

I'm learning to cook vegan things, made the most delicious chocolate cake and frosting for my daughters birthday. It was MOIST (girls love this word heh)

I do love a big mac once or twice a year but yep, it tears up my belly too.

[Retiree]

Originally Posted by NoWhErE

There are plenty of sources for protein outside of meat and soy.

Only in eggs and milk products, all other(plant) protein is pure shit and our body can't use most of it.

[Retiree]

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

I'm aware of other protein sources but meat is superior.

Eggs are #1, no competition, body can use 2/3 of that protein can go into muscle. Meat is #2 (1/2 is used), milk/whey #3 (1/3 is used) and everything else is useless.

[OneHungLo]

Originally Posted by Retiree

Eggs are #1, no competition, body can use 2/3 of that protein can go into muscle. Meat is #2 (1/2 is used), milk/whey #3 (1/3 is used) and everything else is useless.

Agreed

[mechanicvirus]

Originally Posted by Retiree

Only in eggs and milk products, all other(plant) protein is pure shit and our body can't use most of it.

Actually people aren't supposed to eat protein at all, only drink leaded gasoline.

[Huggles]

Originally Posted by mechanicvirus

Actually people aren't supposed to eat protein at all, only drink leaded gasoline.

[King Mark]

🤣

GFY meat eaters almost sound like them annoying vegetarians from a few years ago.

I'm noticing it's the same people that say meat is superior that think certain people are superior too, but are the ones crying about the backfire from that mentality (the replacement) and having to use fiber supplements now to take normal shits (shout out to Duke).

I don't have them problems, but I support your right to have them problems. Support mine to be problem free. There are no useless proteins, unless you have a weird mental thing going on where you think all the things you do are the only things that matter. Quinoa, Rice and beans, etc... i'm good, healthy and have this cool mental thing from it where I don't care what other people eat and don't feel like I'm superior because I figured out other ways to get my protein without all the saturated fats and bad cholesterol... And can eat a random burger without my stomach tying up into knots.

[Huggles]

Originally Posted by King Mark

... And can eat a random burger without my stomach tying up into knots.

McDonald's isn't a random burger, it is clown food!

[adultinnovation]

I haven't had one piece of fast food in over 4 years since I became allergic to wheat

[TheLegacy]

I do love their breakfast but my kids love McD's so outside of my normally cooking dinner I treat them once a week. I'm trying to get them away from it but their marketing to kids is excellent. Prefer Wendy's or local small business's that cook real food and send it off.

[VikingMan]

I ate a pound of elk meat yesterday and I woke up with a raging hard on. McDonald's and all fast food is poison.

[adultinnovation]

their fish sandwiches were great

[CaptainHowdy]

Originally Posted by adultinnovation

their fist sandwiches were great

Alrighty then . . .

[OneHungLo]

Originally Posted by King Mark

🤣

GFY meat eaters almost sound like them annoying vegetarians from a few years ago.

I'm noticing it's the same people that say meat is superior that think certain people are superior too, but are the ones crying about the backfire from that mentality (the replacement) and having to use fiber supplements now to take normal shits (shout out to Duke).

I don't have them problems, but I support your right to have them problems. Support mine to be problem free. There are no useless proteins, unless you have a weird mental thing going on where you think all the things you do are the only things that matter. Quinoa, Rice and beans, etc... i'm good, healthy and have this cool mental thing from it where I don't care what other people eat and don't feel like I'm superior because I figured out other ways to get my protein without all the saturated fats and bad cholesterol... And can eat a random burger without my stomach tying up into knots.

lol You guys can't handle the truth. Meat is superior and Western civ doesn't exist without ytee.

[PornoStar69]

lol made me laugh

[Major Tom Thanks Duke]

Originally Posted by TheLegacy

I do love their breakfast but my kids love McD's so outside of my normally cooking dinner I treat them once a week. I'm trying to get them away from it but their marketing to kids is excellent. Prefer Wendy's or local small business's that cook real food and send it off.

Wendy’s tastes too much like real food. I know that doesn’t make sense but feel me lol

[mechanicvirus]

Hold up, why don't more people call it Macca's like they do in aussie land?

[Huggles]

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

Wendy’s tastes too much like real food. I know that doesn’t make sense but feel me lol

The Jr Bacon Cheeseburger patties are getting thinner and thinner, the last ones I had seemed so thin it was like eating a CD-thin layer of beef!