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07-20-2024, 01:01 AM
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how can you deny Steven Seagals talent
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07-20-2024, 06:23 AM
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Okay I forget which of his movies it was, but there is at least one good Seagal action flick I used to love. I can't remember which one it was, but there are a few scenes where he just goes around beating the fucking shit out of dozens of people in the most improvised ways, the movie is like 1/2 full of fight scenes and cheesy lines but it was soooooooo good.
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07-20-2024, 12:29 PM
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I actually named my first born Son after a line from the seminal Steven Seagal movie - 'Marked For Death' - Fact
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07-20-2024, 01:37 PM
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My favorite Steven Seagull movie was the one he fell out of the plane and died in the first 15 mins.
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07-20-2024, 03:46 PM
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07-20-2024, 05:08 PM
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Steven is a FRAUD.
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07-20-2024, 05:25 PM
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 not the first time I've heard this, still baffled as to what Lady Saw was thinking. seriously, it's what AI would make if it hated music. oh Marion had to flush that track out of my head
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07-21-2024, 07:38 AM
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[Verse 1: Steven Seagal]
When the girls start to strut You could look at their butt You shouldn't do that The gyal dress is just as pretty Not just there to cover her kitty |
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07-21-2024, 03:08 PM
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Now when you look back at it, some of these movie scenes were so sadistic haha!
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07-21-2024, 05:40 PM
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Fuck the world I will deny it . . .
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07-21-2024, 11:05 PM
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Would be sick!
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Steven Seagal was like Van Damm, Bruce Leroy, Arnold Schwarzenegger, etc for my childhood. They all had me woopin kids asses trying to emulate them. I don't care what anybody says, Steven's first 4 movies are classics. Under Siege didn't have that same vibe and I haven't watched any of his shit after. |
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07-22-2024, 11:25 AM
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you can't compare seagal to van damme
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07-22-2024, 04:16 PM
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Maybe the movies were good because he was really enjoying being a sadistic fucker on camera?!
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