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09-03-2024, 10:24 PM | #1 |
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Toasted salted almonds
Name a better snack food
ProTip: You can't The #1 thing I miss about being rich is being able to blow like $200 on a charcuterie plate of the most amazing variety of gourmet foods with toasted almonds. If anything is going to get me the desire to work in adult and try and make money again, it is going to be thinking about huge, fat charcuterie plates paired with the best wines, the combination of all the amazing nuts, meats, cheeses, jams, crackers, pâté, and wines finished with an eclair and a Turkish coffee... maybe some Kahlua or Bailey's and whiskey... the chef's kiss! Don't get me wrong, things like Texas BBQ is amazing and I love steak and stuff... but nothing beats a proper ginormous charcuterie plate! And then when you're totally stuffed and drunk, then you can smoke a doobie and relax and watch some bullshit comedy... all while cutting the hugest luxury farts... perfecto!
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09-03-2024, 10:30 PM | #2 |
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This winter, I went to a winery in Kelowna and had a $140 charcuterie board and it was equal to like $20 in deli meat from a supermarket and tops like $20 in cheese and fruit, what a fucking ripoff. I want to spend like $200+ and get a monster sized fucking charcuterie board! $140 charcuterie board was a fucking joke... barely enough for 1 person let alone 4+ Fucking sad times where $140 gets you a fuck all charcuterie board. Canada is finished.
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09-04-2024, 12:03 AM | #4 |
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09-04-2024, 12:09 AM | #5 |
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09-04-2024, 12:28 AM | #6 |
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i like the shrimp party platters from costco. its great when a few friends are over for movies
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09-04-2024, 05:50 AM | #7 |
I love to racism, bro!
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09-04-2024, 07:29 AM | #8 |
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i cunt a4d Toasted salted almonds...
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09-04-2024, 08:41 AM | #9 |
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Almonds are Drupes
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09-04-2024, 09:36 AM | #10 |
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I'm a huge fan of those dill pickle dusted cashews. Crazy good.
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09-05-2024, 07:58 AM | #11 |
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The premium grocery stores have dark chocolate bars with almonds and sea salt. Combine that with a jug of goat milk and you are winning.
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