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Huggles · 10-20-2024, 07:24 AM

On a scale of 1-10, how much do you enjoy breakfast?

Personally, I fuckin' love breakfast!

What do you normally eat?

Lately I've been meeting two types of people:

The fruit-and-oatmeal-and-a-morning-jog types

OR

A can of monster energy/Tim's coffee and darts for breakfast types!

Breakfast... hell yeah!

Killswitch · 10-20-2024, 07:44 AM

I don't eat breakfast.

Tell me about your duct tape knife handle.

King Mark · 10-20-2024, 07:57 AM

I'm a degenerate that eats Dunkin basically every morning.

Huggles · 10-20-2024, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by King Mark

I'm a degenerate that eats Dunkin basically every morning.

How is Dunkin's breakfast? Pics???

Wendy's serves breakfast now here in Canada, and it was SO much better than Tim Horton's. I'll have to get photos of Wendy's breakfast, it was pretty good!

The last time I had a Tim Horton's farmer wrap before a moving job, I had to use the customer's restroom and destroy their toilet for like 30 minutes after a few hours of work. Tim Horton's quality is SOOOO bad now. Still got a tip on that job though.

JesseQuinn · 10-20-2024, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch

I don't eat breakfast.

Tell me about your duct tape knife handle.

lime water and nicotine

TheLegacy · 10-20-2024, 08:38 AM

basically cereal - coffee and smoke.
If I am away then eggs, bacon/sausage, potatoes and English muffin

CurrentlySober · 10-20-2024, 10:50 AM

i cunt a4d2 eat breakfast...

nikki99 · 10-20-2024, 11:02 AM

i love breakfast

fuzebox · 10-20-2024, 11:22 AM

Intermittent faster, Usually have the first meal of the day around 2pm. Often still do breakfast foods at home, either yogurt with granola and hard boiled eggs, or a hash with fried eggs.

We have chickens so we eat a lot of eggs lol.

Major Tom Thanks Duke · 10-20-2024, 04:08 PM

6 eggs every morning. Sunny side up with toast once a week. Love brekkie

Helix · 10-20-2024, 05:15 PM

I make myself a 2 egg breakfast burrito with pork sausage, cheese, salsa, hot sauce, and a sprinkle of salt.

mechanicvirus · 10-20-2024, 05:28 PM

3-4 eggs, cheesy toast, coffee, then a protein drink before exercise.

Rochard · 10-20-2024, 07:53 PM

Yogurt and blueberries with chocolate. Every morning.

Look Chang · 10-20-2024, 09:22 PM

French style, black coffee and two croissants.

Mr Pheer · 10-21-2024, 12:04 AM

I've never liked breakfast, even as a kid. Lunch is my first meal every day.

Cucik · 10-21-2024, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Look Chang

French style, black coffee and two croissants.

Nice, what type of coffee you use? Nescafe?

grzepa · 10-21-2024, 01:18 AM

Lately ive been eating a high protein greek yogurt with added olive oil ,salt, bluberries and raspberries/blackberries. Sounds weird with the olive oil and salt , but tastes great.

JesseQuinn · 10-21-2024, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by mechanicvirus

3-4 eggs, cheesy toast, coffee, then a protein drink before exercise.

how can you eat all that before working out? doesn't it hurt?

genuine question, not trolling, I have your taste in music for that

CaptainHowdy · 10-21-2024, 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch

Tell me about your duct tape knife handle.

. . .

pornmasta · 10-21-2024, 07:47 AM

Milk, coffee and some carb.

Freedom6995 · 10-21-2024, 08:18 AM

Black coffee
Overnight oats with high protein milk, greek yogurt and blueberries
Black coffee

Eggs once in a while. Add some bacon and rye toast

Fruit Loops with high protein milk, if food doesn't appeal

JesseQuinn · 10-21-2024, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Freedom6995

Fruit Loops...if food doesn't appeal

my parents were mean and I was denied sugar cereal as a kid. me and my bro got a small box (one of those personal serving size ones) each every Easter morning and that was it. better than xmas

re the knife. yeah it's funny but something I would do. duct tape can fix everything but a broken heart

Killswitch · 10-21-2024, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

. . .

bro's ignoring us

mechanicvirus · 10-21-2024, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

how can you eat all that before working out? doesn't it hurt?

genuine question, not trolling, I have your taste in music for that

That's a valid question, I basically eat an hour and a half before I exercise so I can digest everything.

My taste music on the other hand? That's a fucking heart attack in it's own right

CaptainHowdy · 10-21-2024, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch

bro's ignoring us

Without clarification it looks like a reminiscence of jail time days . . .

Look Chang · 10-22-2024, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Cucik

Nice, what type of coffee you use? Nescafe?

djroof · 10-23-2024, 09:07 AM

I love breakfast! I made scrambled eggs with Espresso and I am ok when I am at home. When I am out I prefer more things to eat

Huggles · 10-23-2024, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by djroof

I love breakfast! I made scrambled eggs with Espresso and I am ok when I am at home. When I am out I prefer more things to eat

Breakfast is the only subject on GFY that nobody gets heated and calls someone a cuck or an idiot!

Killswitch · 10-23-2024, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Without clarification it looks like a reminiscence of jail time days . . .

plz huggles, I'm begging you, tell me about your duct tape handle knife

Huggles · 10-23-2024, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch

plz huggles, I'm begging you, tell me about your duct tape handle knife

Well, the circumstances leading up to my silver sweetheart all began... wait, to really tell the story, we have to start back in the spring of 1978, when I was born in Grace hospital in the laid back, west coast city of Vancouver, British Columbia, to a straight-edged, blue collar hippie and his empathic and entrepreneurial wife...

mechanicvirus · 10-23-2024, 08:28 PM

Wait, is it break-fast or brek-fust.

Killswitch · 10-23-2024, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

Well, the circumstances leading up to my silver sweetheart all began... wait, to really tell the story, we have to start back in the spring of 1978, when I was born in Grace hospital in the laid back, west coast city of Vancouver, British Columbia, to a straight-edged, blue collar hippie and his empathic and entrepreneurial wife...

Sorry, I was just imagining jumping in front of a train. Continue your story.

Huggles · 10-23-2024, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Look Chang

French style, black coffee and two croissants.

Croissants and coffee are the ultimate hangover cure

Best breakfast I think I ever had was croissants, coffee, pastries, "egg shots with cheese" and open bar pomegranate juice. If I remember correctly, it was the morning of the "wines of B.C." trade show back in like 2012... amazing spread... they even had a giant ham and chef, minutes-fresh english muffins too!

JesseQuinn · 10-24-2024, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by mechanicvirus

Wait, is it break-fast or brek-fust.

if you're my fav aunt you call it brek-frist

she never pronounces anything 'correctly', I learned to roll with it

Killswitch · 10-24-2024, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by mechanicvirus

Wait, is it break-fast or brek-fust.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

if you're my fav aunt you call it brek-frist

she never pronounces anything 'correctly', I learned to roll with it

Time for a little brekky innit?

Huggles · 10-24-2024, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch

Time for a little brekky innit?

I made cheesy scrambled eggs the other day with artisanal sourdough bread, was freaking ahhhh-mazing!

marcop · 10-24-2024, 07:22 PM

My breakfast is usually an Americano with homemade expresso, and a banana. For some reason I like the way bananas and coffee taste together.

pornlaw · 10-24-2024, 11:38 PM

Breakfast in Europe sucks...

The Dutch eat bread with chocolate sprinkles.

The McDonalds here dont even serve breakfast.

The Italians have a cornetto with creme or Nutella.

I would love to have an good ol' American breakfast place here.

Killswitch · 10-26-2024, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

I made cheesy scrambled eggs the other day with artisanal sourdough bread, was freaking ahhhh-mazing!

I smoked a joint between bong hits.

CaptainHowdy · 10-26-2024, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch

Sorry, I was just imagining jumping in front of a train. Continue your story.

I'm sure he doesn't allow himself to have belts around his place . . .

Always protein for breakfast (except milk or cock) . . .

just a punk · 10-27-2024, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Cucik

Nice, what type of coffee you use? Nescafe?

Hmm, Nescafe and coffee in the same sentence... Sounds funny

CaptainHowdy · 10-27-2024, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by just a punk

Hmm, Nescafe and coffee in the same sentence... Sounds funny

Yeah, isn't Nescafe some sort of wood tea . . .

Huggles · 10-27-2024, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Yeah, isn't Nescafe some sort of wood tea . . .

Come one man let GFY have one happy thread that unites us all!

Killswitch · 10-27-2024, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

Come one man let GFY have one happy thread that unites us all!

No, fuck you.

Farang · 10-27-2024, 11:35 PM

Nothing beats a good old English breakfast imo

AmeliaG · 10-28-2024, 11:41 AM

At least 4 oz of protein, typically a fish with good oils like salmon, arctic char, branzino, yellowtail. A ton of varying organic veggies, typically some mix of a couple options including broccoli, Brussels sprouts, parsnip, sweet potato, butternut squash, honeynut squash, yellow squash, zucchini. Sometimes cold brew or espresso with a rotation of plant milks, including gluten-free oat, soy, almond.

AmeliaG · 10-28-2024, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

Breakfast is the only subject on GFY that nobody gets heated and calls someone a cuck or an idiot!

Give this thread time

J. Falcon · 10-28-2024, 06:21 PM

Fruits, oatmeal and coffee.

Retiree · 10-28-2024, 11:16 PM

I don't eat breakfast, its overrated and useless for the body.

10-20-2024, 07:24 AM	#1
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10-20-2024, 07:44 AM	#2
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fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 21,855	Intermittent faster, Usually have the first meal of the day around 2pm. Often still do breakfast foods at home, either yogurt with granola and hard boiled eggs, or a hash with fried eggs. We have chickens so we eat a lot of eggs lol.

10-20-2024, 04:08 PM	#10
Major Tom Thanks Duke Dark Maga Activated Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Null Posts: 28,039	6 eggs every morning. Sunny side up with toast once a week. Love brekkie

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mechanicvirus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southern California Posts: 3,617	3-4 eggs, cheesy toast, coffee, then a protein drink before exercise.

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10-21-2024, 08:18 AM	#21
Freedom6995 Friends of Venus founder Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 1,943	Black coffee Overnight oats with high protein milk, greek yogurt and blueberries Black coffee Eggs once in a while. Add some bacon and rye toast Fruit Loops with high protein milk, if food doesn't appeal __________________ Email: freedom6995 . protonmail.com

10-23-2024, 09:07 AM	#27
djroof JuicyDevils.gr Owner Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Greece Posts: 25,343	I love breakfast! I made scrambled eggs with Espresso and I am ok when I am at home. When I am out I prefer more things to eat

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marcop Content Producer Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 4,141	My breakfast is usually an Americano with homemade expresso, and a banana. For some reason I like the way bananas and coffee taste together.

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pornlaw Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 1,791	Breakfast in Europe sucks... The Dutch eat bread with chocolate sprinkles. The McDonalds here dont even serve breakfast. The Italians have a cornetto with creme or Nutella. I would love to have an good ol' American breakfast place here. __________________ Michael www.AdultBizLaw.com

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10-28-2024, 11:41 AM	#46
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10-28-2024, 11:16 PM	#49
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