I know someone that bagged a fat ugly girl last night : ) - GoFuckYourself.com

pr0 · 08-31-2003, 08:29 PM

But does he have the balls to come out & admit it here on gfy, the story was absolutely hallarious.

Come on homie tell everyone the story!!

teenjump · 08-31-2003, 08:30 PM

Spit it out!

Spunky · 08-31-2003, 08:30 PM

He is hiding cause of embarrassment

pr0 · 08-31-2003, 08:31 PM

Fuck it im posting the log!

ParentAIM = replicant
sneezing = me

ParentAIM: you wanna hear a bedtime story
sneezing: does it involve goats
ParentAIM: no, but damn close
ParentAIM: I went out last night to visit a friend in college
ParentAIM: opening night party, pretty decent size - lots of booze
ParentAIM: grain alcohol and beer all night
ParentAIM: flash forward to about 3am
ParentAIM: we take a walk to this kids girlfriend's place so he can go fuck her and I can hookup with someone aswell
sneezing: lol]
ParentAIM: I was hitting on this cute blonde but she kind of gave me the look like "who is this drunk fucking asshole"
ParentAIM: I was destroyed
ParentAIM: so I end up hooking up with this other girl, who I knew wasnt as pretty but I didnt care
ParentAIM: I thought, "ah fuck it, her pussy is probably just as warm"
sneezing: hahah
ParentAIM: flash forward to 5 AM
ParentAIM: I'm starting to sober up a little bit
ParentAIM: we're fucking around in the dark though so its all good
ParentAIM: shes sucking my dick and I'm in love with this girl's mouth
ParentAIM: I put the condom on and mount the bitch and realize something
ParentAIM: I'm fucking a fat hogg beast of a woman
sneezing: AHAAHAHAHA YESSSSS!
ParentAIM: she's like 100lbs overweight and she's ugly, like real ugly
ParentAIM: so I get one good look at her
sneezing: ahahahahahahahahahah
ParentAIM: hop off the bitch, grab my clothes and fucking sprint - A DEAD SPRINT out their door
sneezing: HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
ParentAIM: clothing half off, condom still on IM FUCKING RUNNING
ParentAIM: I run three blocks hop right in my car still drunk and speed away
ParentAIM: I hit the ground running bro
sneezing: too fucking funny
ParentAIM: that's never happened to me before
sneezing: thats never happnd to me
sneezing: you unlucky fuck
sneezing: oh well it was just a bj
sneezing: i gotta post this on gfy now
ParentAIM: I have low standards, so she must have been fucking hideous for me to run away
ParentAIM: I don't recall though
ParentAIM: thank christ

OneHungLo · 08-31-2003, 08:31 PM

08-31-2003, 08:33 PM

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Originally posted by OneHungLo

awesome

detoxed · 08-31-2003, 08:33 PM

Juicy D. Links · 08-31-2003, 08:34 PM

VanHeusen · 08-31-2003, 08:35 PM

Spunky · 08-31-2003, 08:35 PM

Ha...Hit the door running...*Bullshit* More like waking up the next morning with her fat arms wrapped around him

Ic3m4nZ · 08-31-2003, 08:35 PM

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Originally posted by OneHungLo

Poor guy under her.

Sly_RJ · 08-31-2003, 08:36 PM

Bull shit. He didn't run to the car to bail. He ran to grab his video camera. Home made video time!

LadyMischief · 08-31-2003, 08:41 PM

funny.. just hilarious.. but there are guys that like that too... I have a friend, he's a good looking, tall and slim guy... and he won't date a chick under 450 minimum. It still looks kinda funny though

sweet7 · 08-31-2003, 08:42 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Bull shit. He didn't run to the car to bail. He ran to grab his video camera. Home made video time!

I smell niche content

08-31-2003, 08:29 PM	#1
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	I know someone that bagged a fat ugly girl last night : ) But does he have the balls to come out & admit it here on gfy, the story was absolutely hallarious. Come on homie tell everyone the story!! __________________ __________ Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

08-31-2003, 08:30 PM	#3
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08-31-2003, 08:31 PM	#4
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	Fuck it im posting the log! ParentAIM = replicant sneezing = me ParentAIM: you wanna hear a bedtime story sneezing: does it involve goats ParentAIM: no, but damn close ParentAIM: I went out last night to visit a friend in college ParentAIM: opening night party, pretty decent size - lots of booze ParentAIM: grain alcohol and beer all night ParentAIM: flash forward to about 3am ParentAIM: we take a walk to this kids girlfriend's place so he can go fuck her and I can hookup with someone aswell sneezing: lol] ParentAIM: I was hitting on this cute blonde but she kind of gave me the look like "who is this drunk fucking asshole" ParentAIM: I was destroyed ParentAIM: so I end up hooking up with this other girl, who I knew wasnt as pretty but I didnt care ParentAIM: I thought, "ah fuck it, her pussy is probably just as warm" sneezing: hahah ParentAIM: flash forward to 5 AM ParentAIM: I'm starting to sober up a little bit ParentAIM: we're fucking around in the dark though so its all good ParentAIM: shes sucking my dick and I'm in love with this girl's mouth ParentAIM: I put the condom on and mount the bitch and realize something ParentAIM: I'm fucking a fat hogg beast of a woman sneezing: AHAAHAHAHA YESSSSS! ParentAIM: she's like 100lbs overweight and she's ugly, like real ugly ParentAIM: so I get one good look at her sneezing: ahahahahahahahahahah ParentAIM: hop off the bitch, grab my clothes and fucking sprint - A DEAD SPRINT out their door sneezing: HAHAHAHAHAHAAH ParentAIM: clothing half off, condom still on IM FUCKING RUNNING ParentAIM: I run three blocks hop right in my car still drunk and speed away ParentAIM: I hit the ground running bro sneezing: too fucking funny ParentAIM: that's never happened to me before sneezing: thats never happnd to me sneezing: you unlucky fuck sneezing: oh well it was just a bj sneezing: i gotta post this on gfy now ParentAIM: I have low standards, so she must have been fucking hideous for me to run away ParentAIM: I don't recall though ParentAIM: thank christ Last edited by pr0; 08-31-2003 at 08:34 PM..

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Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,939	Ha...Hit the door running...Bullshit More like waking up the next morning with her fat arms wrapped around him __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

08-31-2003, 08:30 PM	#2
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08-31-2003, 08:36 PM	#12
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08-31-2003, 08:41 PM	#13
LadyMischief Orgasms N Such! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Ontario Posts: 18,135	funny.. just hilarious.. but there are guys that like that too... I have a friend, he's a good looking, tall and slim guy... and he won't date a chick under 450 minimum. It still looks kinda funny though __________________ ICQ 3522039 Content Manager - orgasm.com [email protected]