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Sarah_Jayne · 08-06-2003, 04:48 AM

Woman has 'penis in dinner' law suit thrown out

A 60-year-old South African woman has been told she cannot sue her employer - after finding a penis in her canteen dinner.

The discovery of a piece of cooked penis in her stew was so traumatic for the hospital cleaner that she had to receive psychiatric help, reports South African daily The Star.

Sophie Matlala says she was so upset that she became a vegetarian overnight.

The Pretoria High Court heard this week that her ordeal at Medforum Hospital occurred on May 11, 1999, as she sat down for lunch and started to enjoy a plate of goulash.

Ms Matlala took a couple of forkfulls of golash before "tackling the meat". She says it was slippery and she could not cut it with a knife. She took it in her hand and placed it in her mouth, but the court heard that the "meat" was so tough she could not bite through it.

She took the offending morsel out of her mouth, inspected it with her colleagues, and they all concluded that it was a penis.

Ms Matlala said she vomited for the rest of the afternoon. She claimed that the hospital has a duty to ensure that meals served to staff are fit for human consumption.

Hospital authorities confirmed the woman's suspicions, but indicated that meals for the staff were obtained from a different supplier from the one who supplied food for patients.

Because it had been cooked, it could not be established whether the penis was from a human or an animal.

Judge Phineas Mojapelo turned down her application. He pointed out that she had had three years from the date of the incident to institute legal action but had failed to do so until it was too late. He expressed the hope that her legal advisers would advise her that she could institute a claim against them.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_806582.html

dd2 · 08-06-2003, 05:08 AM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc

She took it in her hand and placed it in her mouth, but the court heard that the "meat" was so tough she could not bite through it.

I know several people that would go those lengths for a blow job

silver · 08-06-2003, 05:11 AM

Ms Matlala took a couple of forkfulls of golash before "tackling the meat". She says it was slippery and she could not cut it with a knife. She took it in her hand and placed it in her mouth, but the court heard that the "meat" was so tough she could not bite through it.

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Thats shits crazy but funny

Krusty · 08-06-2003, 05:43 AM

ok... you said PART of a penis... so that means it was.. the head or something? cos if it was any other part... it was probably just a sausage.

... rumor has it black man has big cock (is it true??).. so .. being Africa... you'd probably be able to identify it as a penis... instead of some shriveled cheerio (Australian for... "little boys"... small sausages)

Sarah_Jayne · 08-06-2003, 08:39 AM

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Originally posted by Krusty
ok... you said PART of a penis... so that means it was.. the head or something? cos if it was any other part... it was probably just a sausage.

I don't know, thankfully there weren't pics.

08-06-2003, 04:48 AM	#1
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Woman has 'penis in dinner' law suit thrown out Woman has 'penis in dinner' law suit thrown out A 60-year-old South African woman has been told she cannot sue her employer - after finding a penis in her canteen dinner. The discovery of a piece of cooked penis in her stew was so traumatic for the hospital cleaner that she had to receive psychiatric help, reports South African daily The Star. Sophie Matlala says she was so upset that she became a vegetarian overnight. The Pretoria High Court heard this week that her ordeal at Medforum Hospital occurred on May 11, 1999, as she sat down for lunch and started to enjoy a plate of goulash. Ms Matlala took a couple of forkfulls of golash before "tackling the meat". She says it was slippery and she could not cut it with a knife. She took it in her hand and placed it in her mouth, but the court heard that the "meat" was so tough she could not bite through it. She took the offending morsel out of her mouth, inspected it with her colleagues, and they all concluded that it was a penis. Ms Matlala said she vomited for the rest of the afternoon. She claimed that the hospital has a duty to ensure that meals served to staff are fit for human consumption. Hospital authorities confirmed the woman's suspicions, but indicated that meals for the staff were obtained from a different supplier from the one who supplied food for patients. Because it had been cooked, it could not be established whether the penis was from a human or an animal. Judge Phineas Mojapelo turned down her application. He pointed out that she had had three years from the date of the incident to institute legal action but had failed to do so until it was too late. He expressed the hope that her legal advisers would advise her that she could institute a claim against them. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_806582.html

08-06-2003, 05:11 AM	#3
silver Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: FL Posts: 1,078	Ms Matlala took a couple of forkfulls of golash before "tackling the meat". She says it was slippery and she could not cut it with a knife. She took it in her hand and placed it in her mouth, but the court heard that the "meat" was so tough she could not bite through it. ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Thats shits crazy but funny __________________ yay

08-06-2003, 05:43 AM	#4
Krusty Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: New Zealand (Aussie living in NZ) Posts: 374	ok... you said PART of a penis... so that means it was.. the head or something? cos if it was any other part... it was probably just a sausage. ... rumor has it black man has big cock (is it true??).. so .. being Africa... you'd probably be able to identify it as a penis... instead of some shriveled cheerio (Australian for... "little boys"... small sausages)