News: Dispute over KFC fried chicken ends in HOMICIDE - GoFuckYourself.com

pimplink · 10-04-2003, 08:00 AM

CHICAGO -- A quarrel over a chicken dinner apparently led to the beating and stabbing death of a 51-year-old Chicago man by his roommate, Cook County prosecutors said Friday. Prosecutors allege David Norington, 38, bludgeoned Ollie Hale in their residence in the 1800 block of South Drake Avenue early Thursday. They said the two fought over a chicken dinner. Norington accused Hale of taking more than his share. "I tolds him he could have a leg out my two piece dinner, then he went reachin' for my biscuit, I had to beat his ass back. I throwed the ashtray, hit him upside the head when he started eatting' on my biscuit." said Norington.

Norington attacked his roommate with an ashtray, pliers, a hammer, a fire extinguisher, a dumbbell and, finally, a knife, then called 911 about 2:30 a.m. to report the incident. "I done told him if he didn't give that biscuit back I was gonna kill 'em, I guess I learned his ass," said Norington offering no apology for his actions.

Police said Norington implicated himself in the 911 call and has given a handwritten statement. "I says to the police lady on the phone that I was sorry, but I done kilt my roommate, he dead." He appeared in court Friday before Judge Nicholas Ford on a charge of first-degree murder. "That was the most expensives KFC dinner I never done ate," said Norington after sentencing. Ford set bond at $450,000 and ordered Norington to appear in court again next month. A spokeswoman for the Illinois Department of Corrections said Norington was imprisoned in 1990 after pleading guilty to a charge of second-degree murder in Kankakee County. He was sentenced to 15 years and released in 1997, she said. No word to whether fast food chicken played a part in the '97 murder.

InsaneGreen · 10-04-2003, 08:28 AM

"I tolds him he could have a leg out my two piece dinner, then he went reachin' for my biscuit, I had to beat his ass back. I throwed the ashtray, hit him upside the head when he started eatting' on my biscuit."

Paul Markham · 10-04-2003, 08:36 AM

Sounds like justifiable homicide to me, the guy wanted to eat his biscuit.

Katlicious72 · 10-04-2003, 08:38 AM

He done kilt his roommate!

BVF · 10-04-2003, 08:41 AM

kfc biscuits are dry and nasty...If it was a Church's honey butter biscuit or one of Popeye's biscuits, i'd kill a muthafucka

Eve · 10-04-2003, 08:42 AM

Excellent...one thing...you got a link to the actual article...got to send that off to a few peeps!

Chikn n waffuls woot!

pimplink · 10-04-2003, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
Sounds like justifiable homicide to me, the guy wanted to eat his biscuit.

I like to keep my own biscuits warm. I'd be damned if another man wanted to touch my bizkits. LOL

pimplink · 10-04-2003, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
kfc biscuits are dry and nasty...If it was a Church's honey butter biscuit or one of Popeye's biscuits, i'd kill a muthafucka

You're right. Church's bizkits are great!

Probono · 10-04-2003, 09:04 AM

Waste of skin, not chicken skin either. Now the taxpayers of the State of Illinois will be buying his chicken for him.

Katlicious72 · 10-04-2003, 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
kfc biscuits are dry and nasty...If it was a Church's honey butter biscuit or one of Popeye's biscuits, i'd kill a muthafucka

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Greg B · 10-04-2003, 09:48 AM

HEADLINE TIME!!!!

" Death By Extra Crispy "

" We Do Biscuit Stealers Right "

" Roomate Gives Friend Leg Up To Heaven "

" The Colonel Made Me Do It "

" Deep Batter Death "

" Fried Died And Laid To The Side "

" Side Order Slaughter "

" Death Before Dinner "

" Man Dead As Fried Chicken "

" Curse Of The Colonel "

pimplink · 10-04-2003, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greg B
HEADLINE TIME!!!!

" Side Order Slaughter "

LOL!!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!!

Lonny · 10-04-2003, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
kfc biscuits are dry and nasty...If it was a Church's honey butter biscuit or one of Popeye's biscuits, i'd kill a muthafucka

Popeyes banana pudding as well as their glazed wings is the shit

pimplink · 10-04-2003, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by ikonworx

Popeyes banana pudding as well as their glazed wings is the shit

Pound for Pound, Popeye's chicken is better than KFC. But...the best chicken so far.... Pollo Campero (Latin American chicken chain)

Greg B · 10-04-2003, 05:18 PM

Fuck all of ya's...

The best fried chicken is

Miss Ma'am's Intergalactic Fried Chicken And Super Hero Club

outta this world.

chronic avenger · 10-04-2003, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by InsaneGreen
"I tolds him he could have a leg out my two piece dinner, then he went reachin' for my biscuit, I had to beat his ass back. I throwed the ashtray, hit him upside the head when he started eatting' on my biscuit."

TheEbonyFelony · 10-04-2003, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Katlicious72
He done kilt his roommate!

black folks and chiken dont mix

Morgan · 10-04-2003, 05:21 PM

lots of chicken news today.

Fletch XXX · 10-04-2003, 05:21 PM

mmm i like popeyes, kfc.

i like pollo loco too.

http://www.elpolloloco.com/

crockett · 10-04-2003, 05:42 PM

as I sit here eating my KFC... don't even think about my biscuit

brand0n · 10-04-2003, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
Sounds like justifiable homicide to me, the guy wanted to eat his biscuit.

thats what im thinking.. and fuck man, if he didnt put him down right then and there, he mighta went for the jelly

grogan · 10-04-2003, 05:44 PM

supprised spork wasn't listed in the cache of weapons involved.

TheGoldenChild · 10-04-2003, 06:01 PM

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Originally posted by grogan
supprised spork wasn't listed in the cache of weapons involved.

Now THAT is some funny ass shit-
Sporks are indiginous to KFC

Well at least he made a chicken dinner into chicken shit-

George Bush Jr. · 10-04-2003, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
kfc biscuits are dry and nasty...If it was a Church's honey butter biscuit or one of Popeye's biscuits, i'd kill a muthafucka

I agree churchs bicuits rock!!

But . BVF you still need to update your browser and your OPERATING SYSTEM

* YOUR LEAKING !!!

pimplink · 10-04-2003, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n

thats what im thinking.. and fuck man, if he didnt put him down right then and there, he mighta went for the jelly

The Jelly, DAMN, MAN, Now you're talking justifiable arson as well! Damn! lol

pimplink · 10-04-2003, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
mmm i like popeyes, kfc.

i like pollo loco too.

http://www.elpolloloco.com/

Pollo loco is great! Frame broiled plus lime-based marinade makes a damn distinctive good taste.

Dawgy · 10-04-2003, 07:29 PM

christ, i wasnt hungry til i read this thread. thanks.

pimplink · 10-04-2003, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy
christ, i wasnt hungry til i read this thread. thanks.

Just don't kill anyone over the biskits.

Katlicious72 · 10-04-2003, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pimplink

Just don't kill anyone over the biskits.

10-04-2003, 08:00 AM	#1
pimplink Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Closer than you think Posts: 9,535	News: Dispute over KFC fried chicken ends in HOMICIDE CHICAGO -- A quarrel over a chicken dinner apparently led to the beating and stabbing death of a 51-year-old Chicago man by his roommate, Cook County prosecutors said Friday. Prosecutors allege David Norington, 38, bludgeoned Ollie Hale in their residence in the 1800 block of South Drake Avenue early Thursday. They said the two fought over a chicken dinner. Norington accused Hale of taking more than his share. "I tolds him he could have a leg out my two piece dinner, then he went reachin' for my biscuit, I had to beat his ass back. I throwed the ashtray, hit him upside the head when he started eatting' on my biscuit." said Norington. Norington attacked his roommate with an ashtray, pliers, a hammer, a fire extinguisher, a dumbbell and, finally, a knife, then called 911 about 2:30 a.m. to report the incident. "I done told him if he didn't give that biscuit back I was gonna kill 'em, I guess I learned his ass," said Norington offering no apology for his actions. Police said Norington implicated himself in the 911 call and has given a handwritten statement. "I says to the police lady on the phone that I was sorry, but I done kilt my roommate, he dead." He appeared in court Friday before Judge Nicholas Ford on a charge of first-degree murder. "That was the most expensives KFC dinner I never done ate," said Norington after sentencing. Ford set bond at $450,000 and ordered Norington to appear in court again next month. A spokeswoman for the Illinois Department of Corrections said Norington was imprisoned in 1990 after pleading guilty to a charge of second-degree murder in Kankakee County. He was sentenced to 15 years and released in 1997, she said. No word to whether fast food chicken played a part in the '97 murder. __________________ Need Mainstream Content and SEO? SEO * Website Copy * Blogs Blogging - PR Work - Forum Marketing - Social Marketing - Link building - Articles 100% Guaranteed Content!

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10-04-2003, 08:36 AM	#3
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10-04-2003, 09:04 AM	#9
Probono Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Under the Rainbow Posts: 2,731	Waste of skin, not chicken skin either. Now the taxpayers of the State of Illinois will be buying his chicken for him.

10-04-2003, 09:48 AM	#11
Greg B So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: EARTH (for the time being) Posts: 7,014	HEADLINE TIME!!!! " Death By Extra Crispy " " We Do Biscuit Stealers Right " " Roomate Gives Friend Leg Up To Heaven " " The Colonel Made Me Do It " " Deep Batter Death " " Fried Died And Laid To The Side " " Side Order Slaughter " " Death Before Dinner " " Man Dead As Fried Chicken " " Curse Of The Colonel "

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Greg B So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: EARTH (for the time being) Posts: 7,014	Fuck all of ya's... The best fried chicken is Miss Ma'am's Intergalactic Fried Chicken And Super Hero Club outta this world.

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