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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Canada
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Cops get sneaky to catch speeders
Driving into work today and notice a weird yellow in the snow on the side of the road.
Lo' and behold it is a cop laying in the snow with a radar gun peering from behind a lamp pole. These guys must be getting desperate to hit their ticket quota! |
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damn that is sneaky. End of the month, they need the extra income..
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#4 |
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![]() That's fucking desperate!! Luckily I long ago learned it's not worth it to speed! ![]() |
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Bostonnnn
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You haven't seen the ones in my town. The cops here are known to ride in riced out Honda Civics.
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Omaha Hi/Lo
Join Date: Nov 2003
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first time I went to Canada we we're driving from Tornoto to Montreal and in the fast lane a cop about 1/4 mile ahead pulled over in the hazard lane in the middle of the friggin freeway. It looked like it was a driver with car problems. we get closer and out the blue the cop jump out and points the radar gun at us. We we're speeding but I think he was two late on getting us on radar. we didn't stay to find out. it was the funniset thing I have ever seen. I love Canada 'eh
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#7 |
GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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haha how lame can they go
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Jan 2002
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here they just make up an excuse like, 'we had a report for a car like yours' and then just do as they wish from there.
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#9 |
Old broad
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Speaking as someone who's been hit by speeding cars, I'm glad they're being "lame". Here in GA, they can't ticket you via radar for less than 10 MPH over the limit. If I'm on a 45 MPH road and someone moron is going 60 MPH, then I applaud whatever efforts the police need to stop them. They CANNOT write you a ticket if you're not speeding, no matter how well they hide.
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Traffic cops are pussies. Everytime they pull me over 2-3 other cops are called in.
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Old broad
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If you think that's bad, move to St. Pete Florida! They act like a broken down motorist on the side of the road and hide behind the hood. They also post up on cherry pickers and make like city workers and are using laser rather than the traditional radar. Last year they even went as far as dressing the cops as homelss people on the side of the road (it was actually kinda funny because on their sign it read, "I'm a Cop so Stop Speeding").
They are relentless in their speed traps here and it's a huge pain in the ass! They also have a lot of undercover cop cars/trucks/vans that just drive up and down the interstates to catch speeders.
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: San Diego, CA
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"We have a warrant out for the owner of this car. (pause) Have you been drinking tonight? (No) Sorry sir, this is the wrong car" |
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Peaches remind me not to be nice to you in Vegas, in fact this time I will take Shok to sushi and bill it to your room!!!
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just get yourself a radar detector...and you are set
getting myself 1 next month
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Cops don't even seem to give a shit about speeding in Dallas. I never see people pulled over, unless they're out of the car being searched, or being put in the backseat of the patrol car... and those obviously aren't just speeders.
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a friend of mine has a Cobra Detector which is really good... going to try it aswell... i have those fucking speedtraps!
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Fuzzbuster is the only way to go.
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i almost got cought rolling a stop sign today....if it hadnt been cause he was lookin down writting something, i would've been TOAST
here in canada if you get a ticket, you might as well bend over cause you;re insurance is gonna give it to you lube free
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Join Date: Nov 2003
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Ya, don't Cops in canada hang out at Tim Hourton's all the time. I learned that the hard way
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a couple of hours ago i got jacked by a cop for a $5 bribe for not wearing my seatbelt...
hhaaha stupid third world mother fuckers.....
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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valentine, simply the best. Only complaint I have about it is thats its big and bulky. I am hoping they will reduce the size on their next one?
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