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- Jesus Christ - · 01-02-2004, 10:17 PM

No, no???? BS..... YES, face it.... Your a package of meat. Why do you think you have to dress yourself up and, put on makup ect. and I don't. Becasue your nothing but a neatly packaged rump roast.

Your here to make us money or please us sexually.

Sorry ladies. Every guy thats ever blown sunshine up your ass was full of shit. This even applies to the women in my family so don't pull some crappy argument out your ass about "your mother this, your mother that"

No woman, no cry

Shut up and get me a beer, bitch.

Spunky · 01-02-2004, 10:18 PM

Fuck You shrimp dick.Learn how to fuck a woman

CDSmith · 01-02-2004, 10:18 PM

Yo mamma's a life support system for a vagina.

Digipimp · 01-02-2004, 10:18 PM

Hey JC this is GFY this all pretty much does without saying and us men all we are is a piggybank or wallet for the ladies.

some_idiot · 01-02-2004, 10:19 PM

Uh... cleaning the bathroom!

Hey we all know guys will move before they clean the shitter.

alm4n · 01-02-2004, 10:25 PM

lol funny one Jesus

Rictor · 01-02-2004, 10:28 PM

I wholeheartedly endorse this thread.

Until my wife sees it.

LadyMischief · 01-02-2004, 10:32 PM

Woof woof

Fletch XXX · 01-02-2004, 10:33 PM

women are at least worth more than a fucking bastard nazarene christian.

herod should not have missed you when you were a kid and he killed all the first born males.

you lucky nazarene.

- Jesus Christ - · 01-02-2004, 10:34 PM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
Woof woof

Good girl

- Jesus Christ - · 01-02-2004, 10:36 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
women are at least worth more than a fucking bastard nazarene christian.

herod should not have missed you when you were a kid and he killed all the first born males.

you lucky nazarene.

You scare me.....

and thats very hard to do.

Dveron · 01-02-2004, 10:36 PM

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The only thing women are good for is content and sex. NOTHING ELSE

Is that the 11th or 12th Commandment..I forget

- Jesus Christ - · 01-02-2004, 10:38 PM

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Originally posted by Dveron

Is that the 11th or 12th Commandment..I forget

Hmm.. I believe number 11 is "Though shalt not believe bullshit stories about a man in the sky"

Monique Niccole · 01-02-2004, 10:38 PM

*yawn*

not quite sensational enough

CDSmith · 01-02-2004, 10:38 PM

11. Thou shalt know what women are good for.

12. Thou shalt know that only two things come out of Oklahoma. (steers n' queers)

Fletch XXX · 01-02-2004, 10:41 PM

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Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
You scare me.....

and thats very hard to do.

'im gonna live my life to destroy your world.'

pagan jihad motherfuckers!

;)

Honeyslut · 01-02-2004, 10:42 PM

Oh dang, I thought I was here to cook and raise the kids

Honeyslut · 01-02-2004, 10:43 PM

Pagan warlocks make the best lovers !

- Jesus Christ - · 01-02-2004, 10:44 PM

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Originally posted by Honeyslut
Oh dang, I thought I was here to cook and raise the kids

Well if you dun got knocked up. Then yes.
Lets not forget the preggo and stretch-line niches.... theres still a place for you in our world.

tootie · 01-02-2004, 10:45 PM

Damn... who's going to tell my husband that I have to stop bringing in all this money and cooking his dinner? LOL

Cool... so all I have to do all day is sit on my ass and spread my legs whenever he asks? Wow, that just made my life ALOT easier! Thanks!

stocktrader23 · 01-02-2004, 10:46 PM

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Originally posted by tootie

Cool... so all I have to do all day is sit on my ass and spread my legs whenever he asks? Wow, that just made my life ALOT easier! Thanks!

Sounds reasonable.

PersianKitty · 01-02-2004, 10:47 PM

Men.. can't live with them.. and can't shoot them cause you'll ruin the recliner.

stocktrader23 · 01-02-2004, 10:48 PM

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Originally posted by PersianKitty
Men.. can't live with them.. and can't shoot them cause you'll ruin the recliner.

Will you be my sugar momma?

PersianKitty · 01-02-2004, 10:50 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23

Will you be my sugar momma?

I'm keeping all the sugar for myself.

- Jesus Christ - · 01-02-2004, 10:51 PM

Its funny. PersianKitty was the FIRST porn bookmark I ever had... at like age 7 she corrupted my sweet little mind. And I spanked it to all those naked evil images. I was seven....

and you MADE ME GOTO your site and learn the evil that is protien stains. All for your love of the dollar.... Tisk Tisk...... Tisk.

Rictor · 01-02-2004, 10:52 PM

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Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
Its funny. PersianKitty was the FIRST porn bookmark I ever had... at like age 7 she corrupted my sweet little mind. And I spanked it to all those naked evil images. I was seven.... and you MADE ME GOTO your site and learn the evil that is protien stains. All for your love of the dollar.... Tisk Tisk...... Tisk.

Does that make you 15 now?

tootie · 01-02-2004, 10:55 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor

Does that make you 15 now?

- Jesus Christ - · 01-02-2004, 10:55 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor

Does that make you 15 now?

I took the artistic liberty of exaggerating my age. If im gonna waste my Fri. night spewing garbage on GFY.... im gonna make it LARGER THAN LIFE. JEA!!!! BLING BLING MOFO!!!!!!

tootie · 01-02-2004, 10:56 PM

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Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
Its funny. PersianKitty was the FIRST porn bookmark I ever had... at like age 7 she corrupted my sweet little mind. And I spanked it to all those naked evil images. I was seven.... and you MADE ME GOTO your site and learn the evil that is protien stains. All for your love of the dollar.... Tisk Tisk...... Tisk.

Wow. If you mother was irresponsible enough to allow you to use the internet unsupervised at age 7 it's no wonder you have such a fucked up view of women!

Jman69 · 01-02-2004, 10:57 PM

Women are important. I'd be lonely without my girlfriend around.
Sure the sex and cooked meals are nice but I also like hanging out with her.

- Jesus Christ - · 01-02-2004, 11:00 PM

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Originally posted by tootie

Wow. If you mother was irresponsible enough to allow you to use the internet unsupervised at age 7 it's no wonder you have such a fucked up view of women!

heh... I had my own modem/phoneline and PC I bought with my own money when i was in my EARLY teens. I was using BBS before there even was an internet. Thers NO WAY i would have been cockblocked by either of my parents.

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Originally posted by Jman69
Women are important. I'd be lonely without my girlfriend around.
Sure the sex and cooked meals are nice but I also like hanging out with her.

You should seriously explore the possiblity of being a repressed homosexual.

Rochard · 01-02-2004, 11:33 PM

TEACHING ALL OF THOSE TO OBSERVE ALL I HAVE TAUGHT YOU, AND LO, I AM WITH YOU ALWAYS, EVEN UNTIL THE END OF THE WORLD.....

BROAD AND WIDE ARE THE GATES OF TEMPTATION!

SoundMan · 01-02-2004, 11:47 PM

Hey my wife does the diches from time to time and make's my kids. that enough, few bj's here and there..

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