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KRL · 01-13-2004, 11:42 AM

HR 3687 IH

108th CONGRESS

1st Session

H. R. 3687
To amend section 1464 of title 18, United States Code, to provide for the punishment of certain profane broadcasts, and for other purposes.

IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES

To amend section 1464 of title 18, United States Code, to provide for the punishment of certain profane broadcasts, and for other purposes.

Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled, That section 1464 of title 18, United States Code, is amended--

(1) by inserting `(a)' before `Whoever'; and

(2) by adding at the end the following:

`(b) As used in this section, the term `profane', used with respect to language, includes the words `shit', `piss', `fuck', `c unt, `asshole', and the phrases `cock sucker', `mother fucker', and `ass hole', compound use (including hyphenated compounds) of such words and phrases with each other or with other words or phrases, and other grammatical forms of such words and phrases (including verb, adjective, gerund, participle, and infinitive forms).'.

I have one thing to say to you; Go Fuck Yourself!

The Click · 01-13-2004, 11:43 AM

feel sorry for people with tourette's

WebTitan · 01-13-2004, 11:45 AM

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Originally posted by The Click
feel sorry for people with tourette's

guess they are fucked!

BRISK · 01-13-2004, 11:46 AM

"Censorship" and "Land of the Free" aren't very compatible, so which one is it gonna be?

chowda · 01-13-2004, 11:46 AM

i guess this is what the war on terrorism is all about.

skillfull · 01-13-2004, 11:48 AM

i cannot believe some people in the usa still like GWB

SCJason · 01-13-2004, 11:50 AM

What do you figure they charge the churches to introduce that into session ?

directfiesta · 01-13-2004, 11:51 AM

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Originally posted by skillfull
i cannot believe some people in the usa still like GWB

Tons of them, and most are on this " adult" board! Go figure.

mikeeee · 01-13-2004, 11:51 AM

retarted!

SetTheWorldonFire · 01-13-2004, 11:53 AM

The mother fucking cock suckers better not ban that shit.

Hope they get pissed on... those hahahaha looking assholes!

LadyMischief · 01-13-2004, 11:55 AM

Gee, I'm so surprised.

arg · 01-13-2004, 11:57 AM

Interesting, they replaced "tits," from the original seven dirty words, with "asshole." I suppose assholes are generally dirtier than tits. It also retains the perplexing redundency of including both "fuck" and all compound variants, as well as "mother fucker," which would already be covered by inclusion of "fuck."

I thought this might be a hoax circulated via email, as with some past too-stupid-to-be-true fake bills, but this seems to be the real McCoy: http://frwebgate.access.gpo.gov/cgi-...:h3687ih.t xt

budz · 01-13-2004, 12:03 PM

God damn mother fuckin cocksuckin beurocratic political correctness gay fag ass censorship!!

I hope gwb takes it in the asshole this election.

That cocksucker makes me want to piss and shit on the whitehouse lawn!

www.bushin30seconds.org

pradaboy · 01-13-2004, 12:05 PM

dude this is going to look more like a dictatorship... what will be next?

Ross · 01-13-2004, 12:05 PM

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Originally posted by The Click
feel sorry for people with tourette's

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Phoenix · 01-13-2004, 12:06 PM

wow, remember those books we all had to read in like grade nine?

anyone seeing any similarities here?

Bobby Vicious · 01-13-2004, 12:06 PM

maxdaname · 01-13-2004, 12:09 PM

why piss?!!?

VeriSexy · 01-13-2004, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK
"Censorship" and "Land of the Free" aren't very compatible, so which one is it gonna be?

Mojo · 01-13-2004, 12:15 PM

That is for broadcast media. TV & Radio. Not cable or recordings or anything else.

And they aren't trying to "ban" words.

"MotherFucker" should not be a word that is broadcast over free airwaves. Maybe you don't have children, or maybe your the type of person who thinks its funny if your 7 year old hears the word "hahahaha" . I don't.

cluck · 01-13-2004, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mojo
That is for broadcast media. TV & Radio. Not cable or recordings or anything else.

And they aren't trying to "ban" words.

"MotherFucker" should not be a word that is broadcast over free airwaves. Maybe you don't have children, or maybe your the type of person who thinks its funny if your 7 year old hears the word "hahahaha" . I don't.

Why not? Everyone's got cable anyway. If I have a kid I'll be proud if he curses like a truckdriver.

arg · 01-13-2004, 12:21 PM

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Originally posted by maxdaname
why piss?!!?

In the US, bodily functions like peeing or pooping are considered more offensive than most sexual perversions. We seek the illusion that nobody pees or poops. Can't show it, and can't talk about it offensively. That's why the feds own http://www.girlspooping.com, which was just about girls pooping.

jasmine · 01-13-2004, 12:22 PM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
Gee, I'm so surprised.

Yeah me too

arg · 01-13-2004, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mojo
That is for broadcast media. TV & Radio. Not cable or recordings or anything else.

I don't think that's correct. Section1454 applies to a "means of radio communicaton." This amendment does use the word broadcast, but I think its intent is in the technical sense of the word: a radio transmitter emitting a signal. That includes cordless phones, cell phones, your 802.11 router, satellite broadcasts, and even land-line telephone calls that may utilize satellites in inter-city or intra-city routing.

AbeFroman · 01-13-2004, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by maxdaname
why piss?!!?

When you gotta go you gotta go

Ben-MensNiche · 01-13-2004, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by arg
I don't think that's correct. Section1454 applies to a "means of radio communicaton." This amendment does use the word broadcast, but I think its intent is in the technical sense of the word: a radio transmitter emitting a signal. That includes cordless phones, cell phones, your 802.11 router, satellite broadcasts, and even land-line telephone calls that may utilize satellites in inter-city or intra-city routing.

So if I tell someone to go fuck themselves on my cellphone I'm subject to getting fined? Hey GWB, I've got something for you...

sherie · 01-13-2004, 01:46 PM

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Originally posted by chowda
i guess this is what the war on terrorism is all about.

OMFG! I just about fell of my chair LMFAO!

sumphatpimp · 01-13-2004, 02:05 PM

`(b) As used in this section, the term `profane', used with respect to language, includes the words `shit', `piss', `fuck', `c unt, `asshole', and the phrases `cock sucker', `mother fucker', and `ass hole', compound use (including hyphenated compounds) of such words and phrases with each other or with other words or phrases, and other grammatical forms of such words and phrases (including verb, adjective, gerund, participle, and infinitive forms).'.

all these limp dicks are doing here is recycleing an old George Carlin act "the seven words you can't say on TV" or something like that is was called.

go get your own act lazy ass Congress

now you know why I hate lawyers (parasites)

AvanteGuard · 01-13-2004, 02:29 PM

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Originally posted by skillfull
i cannot believe some people in the usa still like GWB

GWB has nothing to do with that meeting. Everyone says he doesn't do anything, so apparently he's not doing that either then...

KRL · 01-13-2004, 04:30 PM

If they get an inch they'll take a yard. First broadcast then they'll go to other forms of transmission.

These people in DC are clueless about how people talk in America all day long.

Go to any mall and you'll hear fuck in all its many forms all day long.

MrIzzz · 01-13-2004, 04:33 PM

wtf? i'm gonna loose half of my vocab

Smokey The Bear · 01-13-2004, 04:44 PM

Dear Congress,

What the fuck is this *shit* i hear about you banning a bunch of *motherfucking* words. I *piss* on *cocksuckers* like you. Your a bunch of smelly *hahahahas* with nothing better to do than *fuck* each others *assholes*

Anonymousey

All 7

Ok now set that up on an email spammer and set to send * 1 million * times ( every hour )

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Mojo Used to be a Legend Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 356	That is for broadcast media. TV & Radio. Not cable or recordings or anything else. And they aren't trying to "ban" words. "MotherFucker" should not be a word that is broadcast over free airwaves. Maybe you don't have children, or maybe your the type of person who thinks its funny if your 7 year old hears the word "hahahaha" . I don't. __________________ -12clicks wears fancy boots.

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sumphatpimp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,235	`(b) As used in this section, the term `profane', used with respect to language, includes the words `shit', `piss', `fuck', `c unt, `asshole', and the phrases `cock sucker', `mother fucker', and `ass hole', compound use (including hyphenated compounds) of such words and phrases with each other or with other words or phrases, and other grammatical forms of such words and phrases (including verb, adjective, gerund, participle, and infinitive forms).'. all these limp dicks are doing here is recycleing an old George Carlin act "the seven words you can't say on TV" or something like that is was called. go get your own act lazy ass Congress now you know why I hate lawyers (parasites)

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KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	If they get an inch they'll take a yard. First broadcast then they'll go to other forms of transmission. These people in DC are clueless about how people talk in America all day long. Go to any mall and you'll hear fuck in all its many forms all day long. __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains

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Smokey The Bear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: South Of Heaven™ Posts: 3,880	Dear Congress, What the fuck is this shit i hear about you banning a bunch of motherfucking words. I piss on cocksuckers like you. Your a bunch of smelly hahahahas with nothing better to do than fuck each others assholes Anonymousey All 7 Ok now set that up on an email spammer and set to send * 1 million * times ( every hour )