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Hooper · 01-14-2004, 03:37 PM

that you would like to rent to me or loan to me?

i just got off the phone with netjets and they are fucking ridiculous. need to take 7 people to the caribbean and back

Morgan · 01-14-2004, 03:38 PM

I bought the concorde after they retired it. But gas will run you near $90,000.00 for the trip k?

EscortBiz · 01-14-2004, 03:39 PM

why get your own when you can do awesome shares

Jason · 01-14-2004, 03:39 PM

Talk to C. Mallick

Mike AI · 01-14-2004, 03:42 PM

I am going to put a lein on JoeE's for bouncing checks to me!

Jason · 01-14-2004, 03:43 PM

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Originally posted by Mike AI
I am going to put a lein on JoeE's for bouncing checks to me!

He's got a nice Ferrari....

Roger · 01-14-2004, 04:05 PM

Well if anyone is interested in having internet access in there private jet, just let me know

ICQ: 753435

Mr Pheer · 01-14-2004, 04:05 PM

I've owned a few planes, but no jets

Wizzo · 01-14-2004, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Roger
Well if anyone is interested in having internet access in there private jet, just let me know

ICQ: 753435

...sweet~!

C-Bass · 01-14-2004, 04:07 PM

I'll piggy-back you guys and back...but it'll be a pretty penny

Mr. Jim · 01-14-2004, 04:07 PM

Hooper call Jimmy Flynt II

I believe they lease the jets out

he would know

axelcat · 01-14-2004, 04:07 PM

Ive got 2 of them in the airport

webair · 01-14-2004, 04:10 PM

http://www.calljet-leasing.com/

venus · 01-14-2004, 04:57 PM

we own an airplane but its not a jet
www.turboarrow3.com

Fuel for a jet is expensive so is the maint. the maint. on any plane is expensive tho.
But a jet is around 40 million $$ give or take depending on type and equipment. Burns around 40 gallons of fuel an hour. Your not going to lease one for very cheap.

Our little airplane was only $100,000 and only burns about 13 gallons of fuel and hour.

Quote:

Originally posted by Hooper
that you would like to rent to me or loan to me?

i just got off the phone with netjets and they are fucking ridiculous. need to take 7 people to the caribbean and back

yys · 01-14-2004, 05:03 PM

http://www.charteragency.com/

Shoehorn! · 01-14-2004, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hooper
that you would like to rent to me or loan to me?

i just got off the phone with netjets and they are fucking ridiculous. need to take 7 people to the caribbean and back

When do you need it and for how long? NetJets is a fractional ownership company, not a charter company, probably why the price wasn't right.

dirtysouth · 01-14-2004, 05:14 PM

My Father-In-Law flies them for a charter company. Been doing it 20+ years. Dude flies EVERYBODY. Where you leaving out from?

Hooper · 01-14-2004, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimholio
Hooper call Jimmy Flynt II

I believe they lease the jets out

he would know

lol.

jimmy might rent me the jet that doesnt have enough fuel to make it all the way across the ocean... or the one thats missing a wing ;-)

MrIzzz · 01-14-2004, 05:17 PM

i can smuggle you and 10 immigrants from mexico at 10000 a head................ooooooooops, wrong forum.

mastamindz · 01-14-2004, 05:17 PM

My jet is in the shop. Sorry.

Hooper · 01-14-2004, 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom

When do you need it and for how long? NetJets is a fractional ownership company, not a charter company, probably why the price wasn't right.

texas to st johns.. but i think you have to land in st thomas... in mid february for 5 days

Mr.Fiction · 01-14-2004, 05:21 PM

Are you in California?

Does Arnold Schwarzenegger have his own 747?

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 01-14-2004, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by venus
we own an airplane but its not a jet
www.turboarrow3.com

Fuel for a jet is expensive so is the maint. the maint. on any plane is expensive tho.
But a jet is around 40 million $$ give or take depending on type and equipment. Burns around 40 gallons of fuel an hour. Your not going to lease one for very cheap.

Our little airplane was only $100,000 and only burns about 13 gallons of fuel and hour.

great plane

I have been dying to take flying lessons even though I dont enjoy heights very much.

Head · 01-14-2004, 05:50 PM

Does it have to be a jet? How about a prop drive with 8 seats? Any little air port will charter one i'm sure

RRRED · 01-14-2004, 05:57 PM

I have several.... in my hot tub.

funkmaster · 01-14-2004, 07:18 PM

... you can use ours !!
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Mr. Jim · 01-14-2004, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hooper

lol.

jimmy might rent me the jet that doesnt have enough fuel to make it all the way across the ocean... or the one thats missing a wing ;-)

No.....that is the one I would rent you

Good Luck on the search and BTW

You threw one hell of a gig at V-Bar it was no question one of the highlights of the show for me.

Much thanks

SteveLightspeed · 01-14-2004, 07:19 PM

I'll be right over Hooper, what time do you want me to pick you guys up?

Steve Lightspeed

BradShaw · 01-14-2004, 07:20 PM

Even if someone let you use their Jet. Any nice size Jet is going to cost $5k an hour to operate.

MadCap · 01-14-2004, 07:21 PM

Every time i try to get in mine i keep fucking up the folds in the paper.

quiet · 01-14-2004, 07:23 PM

http://marquisjet.com/home.html - i talked to them last year, pretty damn expensive though...

Naughty · 01-14-2004, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by venus
we own an airplane but its not a jet
www.turboarrow3.com

Fuel for a jet is expensive so is the maint. the maint. on any plane is expensive tho.
But a jet is around 40 million $$ give or take depending on type and equipment. Burns around 40 gallons of fuel an hour. Your not going to lease one for very cheap.

Our little airplane was only $100,000 and only burns about 13 gallons of fuel and hour.

The vegas video is pretty awesome, looks a bit scary though. Do oyou have to make prior appointments before you want to fly in?
Love the 'air'map on the dashboard, lol.

s9ann0 · 01-14-2004, 07:49 PM

jet nah I'm saving up for a an apache gunship

latinasojourn · 01-14-2004, 08:01 PM

lots of charter flights into and out of caribbean.

mostly twin engine planes, piper aztecs, beech baron, etc.

jets are overkill in the islands, are really not much faster to get there from the mainland, and can only land on the longer strips.

and using an operator who charters these islands regularly will give you benefit of an aircraft with up-to-date raft and signal equip should you have to ditch in the water.

jets are not the way to fly in caribbean unless you are going from miami to nassau.

venus · 01-14-2004, 08:57 PM

No you dont have to make any appointments. you only need to contact the airport your landing at about 12 miles out. give or take depending on the airport and their type of airspace.

Its not to scarey any more. took me awhile to get used to flying, now I just lay my seat back and read a book.

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Originally posted by Naughty

The vegas video is pretty awesome, looks a bit scary though. Do oyou have to make prior appointments before you want to fly in?
Love the 'air'map on the dashboard, lol.

venus · 01-14-2004, 09:03 PM

thanks, I dont fly, its my hubby's plane. He has his instrument rating and is working on his commericial rating right now.
I have a horse. so he gets to fly me to horse shows like the one at the end of this month in Pomona Ca.
We fly to phoenix and california all the time. Flying, even in small planes, is alot safer then driving to california.

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday

great plane

I have been dying to take flying lessons even though I dont enjoy heights very much.

venus · 01-14-2004, 09:14 PM

John Travolta has 2 jets parked in the front of his house

http://heraldtribune.com/apps/pbcs.d...ATEHigh-flying

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr.Fiction
Are you in California?

Does Arnold Schwarzenegger have his own 747?

Rick Latona · 01-14-2004, 09:15 PM

I'm not positive but I think you can rent time on a jet through Ebay.

KRL · 01-14-2004, 09:19 PM

What's your budget Hooper?

JFK · 01-14-2004, 09:30 PM

Is my name on the guest list ??

Mr. Jim · 01-14-2004, 09:39 PM

Hooper

I made a call the LFP crew does lease out the jet for private use.

Arrive in style in the black G3

If you want more info e-mail me

Mutt · 01-14-2004, 09:42 PM

most rich people who claim to have their own jets are usually sharing them with other people, like a time share. Makes sense, split the cost with 3 or 4 other rich people at a quarter of the cost you'd have if you had one all to yourself.

venus · 01-14-2004, 09:49 PM

partnerships are pretty common on all genaral aviation airplanes, not just jets. Most people would be surprised to find out how much it costs to maintain a small plane, even one like ours.
a couple of weeks ago our plane had the oil changed and the plugs re-gapped and cleaned. cost was just over 500$ just for that. the oil gets changed every 50 hours of flying.

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
most rich people who claim to have their own jets are usually sharing them with other people, like a time share. Makes sense, split the cost with 3 or 4 other rich people at a quarter of the cost you'd have if you had one all to yourself.

MeatAxe · 01-15-2004, 11:06 AM

i wish

SL|M! · 01-15-2004, 11:10 AM

Will this do?!

Shok · 01-15-2004, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by venus
we own an airplane but its not a jet
www.turboarrow3.com

Fuel for a jet is expensive so is the maint. the maint. on any plane is expensive tho.
But a jet is around 40 million $$ give or take depending on type and equipment. Burns around 40 gallons of fuel an hour. Your not going to lease one for very cheap.

Our little airplane was only $100,000 and only burns about 13 gallons of fuel and hour.

Your numbers are kinda off.
You can buy a Gulfstream for about 20 million and the fuel burn is more along the lines of 300 gallons an hour

venus · 01-15-2004, 04:44 PM

you can also buy a gulfstream for 48 million.
But as I said, depending on type and equipment and year.

you can buy an older citation for 2 million, but then there is a 10 million upgrade you can do on it which replaces the engines and some other stuff. fuel usage on these jets are in PPH and not GPH.

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok

Your numbers are kinda off.
You can buy a Gulfstream for about 20 million and the fuel burn is more along the lines of 300 gallons an hour

Mr Pheer · 01-15-2004, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by venus
partnerships are pretty common on all genaral aviation airplanes, not just jets. Most people would be surprised to find out how much it costs to maintain a small plane, even one like ours.
a couple of weeks ago our plane had the oil changed and the plugs re-gapped and cleaned. cost was just over 500$ just for that. the oil gets changed every 50 hours of flying.

You know, there is some owner maintenace that you can do yourself, such as oil changes. Not sure if you can legaly clean and regap the plugs, but I know you can do the oil changes, I used to change mine mysef.

Aviation oil is expensive enough, not paying an aircraft mechanic's time to do a simple oil change.

Shok · 01-15-2004, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by venus
you can also buy a gulfstream for 48 million.
But as I said, depending on type and equipment and year.

you can buy an older citation for 2 million, but then there is a 10 million upgrade you can do on it which replaces the engines and some other stuff. fuel usage on these jets are in PPH and not GPH.

why would you spend 48 million on a gulfstream? You can buy a 767 for that.

And yes I know how fuel burn is calculated, and the pounds per hour work out to 300 gallons.

hyper · 01-15-2004, 10:55 PM

i dont own one, but i borrow one every time i fly

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