Two tough questions

[Observing]

TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three
who
were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?


Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.



Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here
are the facts about the three leading candidates.


Candidate A -

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
martinis a day.


Candidate B -

He was kicked ou t of office twice, sleeps until

noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every
evening.


Candidate C -

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks
an
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.



Which of these candidates would be your Choice?

Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.



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Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.


And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes,
you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
someone.

Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember:

Amateurs built the Ark

Professionals built the Titanic



and in case you never saw this one..! ....

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500
employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?




Give up yet?




It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of
idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep
the rest of us in line.

[MadCap]

I picked a on the president thing and the rest was interesting

[Digipimp]

the fucking man is always holding me down!

[beemk]

thats bullshit, and not to mention old. they pick the good things for hitler and the bad things for the presidents but not the other way around.

[Rorschach]

Syphillis is nothing to be ashamed about.

[hova]

question 1:

yes, we allready have enough retarded, sick people on the world. I know this sounds bad, but her children want have a happy live and it is not like they will have a "good" mother. Too bad for Beethoven, I like Bach.

question 2:

I'll go for C. And I knew that was Hitler. He has some good qualifications, and thats a fact.

[He-Man]

They way you constructed your question is the same way as those officials you obviously condemn use. Telling half-truths all the way.

Question 3;

Who is described here?

Brought unity to the American people,
provides thousands of poor people with free education,
inspires people too achieve higher goals.

Guess now...

[$5 submissions]

Interesting factoids.

Originally posted by Observing
TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three
who
were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?


Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.



Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here
are the facts about the three leading candidates.


Candidate A -

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
martinis a day.


Candidate B -

He was kicked ou t of office twice, sleeps until

noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every
evening.


Candidate C -

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks
an
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.



Which of these candidates would be your Choice?

Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.



----------------------------------------------




Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.


And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes,
you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
someone.

Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember:

Amateurs built the Ark

Professionals built the Titanic



and in case you never saw this one..! ....

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500
employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?




Give up yet?




It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of
idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep
the rest of us in line.

[Observing]

Oh and for the halfbrained ppl who think I wrote these questions myself.... I didn't, it's a paste of something (apparently) old.

[beemk]

Originally posted by Observing
Oh and for the halfbrained ppl who think I wrote these questions myself.... I didn't, it's a paste of something (apparently) old.

yeah, its been posted here a million times before

[Trax]

Originally posted by beemk
yeah, its been posted here a million times before

indeed

[hova]

Originally posted by He-Man
They way you constructed your question is the same way as those officials you obviously condemn use. Telling half-truths all the way.

Question 3;

Who is described here?

Brought unity to the American people,
provides thousands of poor people with free education,
inspires people too achieve higher goals.

Guess now...

Totti? Carlos Valderama? Arjen Robben

[He-Man]

Originally posted by hova


Totti? Carlos Valderama? Arjen Robben

Wrong continents

[Basic_man]

hehe

[hova]

Originally posted by He-Man


Wrong continents

tough question! Onassis? Charlotte Church? Olsen Twins? Totti? Totti?

[Observing]

Originally posted by beemk
yeah, its been posted here a million times before

aw man that's awesome info, I should be beaten and have head put on a pole outside GFY for not checking this first. I deeply apologize, thank you for letting me know how much its been posted before, before I venture on such a thread again I will be sure to consult you. Others might say that your post is just a sig whore cliche, but I found it informative, thank you

[hova]

Originally posted by He-Man
They way you constructed your question is the same way as those officials you obviously condemn use. Telling half-truths all the way.

Question 3;

Who is described here?

Brought unity to the American people,
provides thousands of poor people with free education,
inspires people too achieve higher goals.

Guess now...

I know it! It is Big Osama Bin Laden

[KC]

Remember:

Amateurs built the Ark

Professionals built the Titanic

At least the Titanic was a real boat and not some made up bullshit.

Which of these candidates would be your Choice?

Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.

Isn't it amazing how easy it is to skew people's perception when one provides a single sentence slanted description?

[hova]

not funny

[He-Man]

Ssshhhh. Jesus can hear you.

[KC]

Originally posted by hova
not funny

I wasn't trying to be funny.

You were comparing something that really exists (still to this day), with something that NEVER existed (other than fictional stories).

That's like saying Superman can kick Mike Tyson's ass.

[KC]

Here are some questions to consider about Noah's Ark:


http://www.skepdic.com/noahsark.html

......
"There are still a few questions we should ask before accepting this theory. First, how big was this boat? The answer: really, really big! Would it float? Noah might have been given divine guidance here, so maybe this boat could float. Remember that this is all done before the discovery of metallurgy, so the boat is made of wood and other natural materials. How many forests would it take to provide the lumber for such a boat? How many people working how many years would be required? Building a pyramid would be peanuts compared to building the ark. But remember, people lived a lot longer in those days. Noah was 600 years old when he built his giant boat in the desert.

But let's say that, however implausible, such a boat could have been built using the technology of wooden-boat building known to the earliest peoples. After all, Noah allegedly had God's help in building his boat. There is still the problem of gathering the animals together from the various parts of the world that, as far as we know, Noah had no idea even existed. How did he get to the remote regions of the earth to collect exotic butterflies and Komodo dragons? How did he get all those species of dinosaurs to follow him home? (Fundamentalists believe dinosaurs and humans lived at the same time.) By the time he collected all his species, in twos and sevens, his boat would probably have rotted in the desert sun.

But let's grant that Noah was able to collect all the birds and mammals, reptiles, and amphibians, and a couple of million insects that he is said to have gathered together on his boat. There is still the problem of keeping the animals from eating one another. Or, are we to believe that the lion was lying down with the lamb on the ark? Did the carnivores become vegetarians for the duration of the flood? How did he keep the birds from eating the insects? Perhaps, the ark was stocked with foods for all the animals. After all, if Noah could engineer the building of a boat which could hold all those animals, it would have been a small feat to add room to store enough food to last for more than six months. Of course, Noah would have to store enough food for himself and his family, too. But these would have been minor details to such a man with such a plan guided by God.

Still, it seems difficult to imagine how such a small crew could feed all these animals in a single day. There is just Noah, his wife, their three sons and three daughters-in-law. The "daily" rounds would take years, it seems. Delicacy forbids me from mentioning the problems of the "clean-up" detail, but I would have to say that if the noise of all those animals didn't drive Noah insane (not to mention the insect bites), the smell should have killed him. At least they didn't have to worry about water to drink. God provided water in abundance."

[He-Man]

Originally posted by KC

That's like saying Superman can kick Mike Tyson's ass.

I don't doubt it for a second.

[KC]

Originally posted by He-Man


I don't doubt it for a second.

It's common knowledge that Tyson can kick Superman's ass.

[He-Man]

Originally posted by KC


It's common knowledge that Tyson can kick Superman's ass.

In your dreams !

[ThePhoenix]

Mike Tyson vs Superman, now theres an interesting fight. I think Mike would open his mouth and that high pitched voice woudl come out and Supes woudl start laughing, In his rage Tyson would try to bite off superman's ear with a quick bite and biting into The Man of Steel's ear would make Tyson's whole head shatter on impact.

[KC]

Originally posted by ThePhoenix
Mike Tyson vs Superman, now theres an interesting fight. I think Mike would open his mouth and that high pitched voice woudl come out and Supes woudl start laughing, In his rage Tyson would try to bite off superman's ear with a quick bite and biting into The Man of Steel's ear would make Tyson's whole head shatter on impact.

Tyson has some brand new Kryptonite plated TEEF. He could bite through Superman's ear like a knife through hot butter.

[Tam]

I would never suggest she get an abortion, simply because I don't believe in them. If the baby didn't have a fighting chance and was going to be hooked to a machine, I MIGHT would suggest it, but that's the extreme. What I WOULD suggest is that she got her fucking tubes tied when it was born and she never has a chance to have another one. There is a place in this world for everyone, retarded, blind, deaf or not........ there's a place and no need to take it out because mom can't seem to get HER shit together. I am more concerned with the mother's lack of responsibility than I am concerned for the kids.

My 2cents on THAT one....... the other, I stay out of politics completely, so I wouldn't vote at all...... LMAO

[bopha]

Interesting thread.

I've never seen it before.

thanks

[69pornlinks]

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[He-Man]

Originally posted by Tam
I would never suggest she get an abortion, simply because I don't believe in them. If the baby didn't have a fighting chance and was going to be hooked to a machine, I MIGHT would suggest it, but that's the extreme. What I WOULD suggest is that she got her fucking tubes tied when it was born and she never has a chance to have another one. There is a place in this world for everyone, retarded, blind, deaf or not........ there's a place and no need to take it out because mom can't seem to get HER shit together. I am more concerned with the mother's lack of responsibility than I am concerned for the kids.

My 2cents on THAT one....... the other, I stay out of politics completely, so I wouldn't vote at all...... LMAO

Weeaaaakk!!