I am so sick of this piece of shit cat of ours - GoFuckYourself.com

iwantchixx · 03-10-2004, 03:49 PM

Everytime I was towards it he freaks out and panics and runs and knocks everything over in his way. Nothing is sacred here it seems. I can't leave shit plugged in, can't leave anything spillable anywhere. He just freaks out if I walk towards it. With a child comming at end of summer I am scared he is going to panic when one of us walks towards him, all the while holding a baby, and we trip on him like we normaly do when he spazes out. If that happens I will skin that fuckign cat alive right then and there.

How the hell can I get my fucking cat to relax and stop going into panic/spaz mode when one of us walks towards him? This is getting out of hand. I am scared to walk in my own home in fear of this idiot cat destroying something or tripping me now.

asuna · 03-10-2004, 03:50 PM

iwantchixx · 03-10-2004, 03:51 PM

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Originally posted by asuna
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I was thinking more of a "grab it by back of head and slam it's skull through a wall and letting it dangle there to die"

I LOOOOOOOVE animals, especialy cats, but this particular cat has me at a point where I have had ENOUGH of it's temperment and cowardness.

herbalpaul · 03-10-2004, 03:59 PM

Don't hurt it, take it to a non-kill shelter or try and give it away.

Nonical · 03-10-2004, 04:00 PM

you cat killers!

Holly · 03-10-2004, 04:04 PM

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Originally posted by herbalpaul
Don't hurt it, take it to a non-kill shelter or try and give it away.

That probably would be best.

And I'm sure the doctor has already told you this, but your girlfriend needs to stay away from the litter box and she can't be changing it while she's preggo. That's 110% your job now.

JDog · 03-10-2004, 04:07 PM

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Originally posted by herbalpaul
Don't hurt it, take it to a non-kill shelter or try and give it away.

This would be the best solution! Don't kill the kitty!

jDoG

iwantchixx · 03-10-2004, 10:27 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
That probably would be best.

And I'm sure the doctor has already told you this, but your girlfriend needs to stay away from the litter box and she can't be changing it while she's preggo. That's 110% your job now.

yeah I've been doing it non stop now. 2 cats = lots of poo poo = stinky city. She won't touch it so I just take the box, dump it in large bag, chuck bag and add new bag of litter stuff. Voila.

Come on people, I would NEVER kill the kitty. I might say will, then make ugly faces at it then yell at him but that's about it.

slackologist · 03-10-2004, 10:29 PM

catnip. its a plant they love.. grow some of it if possible it's ment to chill them out.. they get high on it or something.

Spunky · 03-10-2004, 10:31 PM

Stop walking around naked and scaring her

nofx · 03-10-2004, 10:35 PM

get it a bunch of cat toys, maybe that will keep it more occupied and out of your way.
maybe some catnip every now and then would keep it from freaking out so much.

420 · 03-10-2004, 10:40 PM

iwantchixx · 03-10-2004, 10:42 PM

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Originally posted by nofx
get it a bunch of cat toys, maybe that will keep it more occupied and out of your way.
maybe some catnip every now and then would keep it from freaking out so much.

He has a lot of toys and gets cat nip. He's just a paranoid cat for some reason and when males go near him he trips right da fuck out.

slackologist · 03-10-2004, 10:43 PM

u can buy these scratching poles that keep them ocuppied also.. they are around 3-4 ft tall with several platforms etc covered in carpet..

reynold · 03-10-2004, 10:43 PM

try to give it to someone who wants one.

X-Wing · 03-10-2004, 10:45 PM

Look for a new home for it.

brand0n · 03-10-2004, 10:45 PM

move out

slackologist · 03-10-2004, 10:46 PM

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Originally posted by iwantchixx

He has a lot of toys and gets cat nip. He's just a paranoid cat for some reason and when males go near him he trips right da fuck out.

i dont know man.. lobotomy. or maybe you could stuff it so full of food it cant move - food is common therapy for pets. maybe he was attacked in the past by other cats?

SureFire · 03-10-2004, 10:47 PM

Prozac! That is what our vet recommended for our cat plus therapy. We chose cat-nip instead.

FiReC · 03-10-2004, 11:57 PM

sprinkle some xanax into its food

Dawgy · 03-10-2004, 11:58 PM

where's ted from prohosters when ya need him...

Doctor Dre · 03-10-2004, 11:59 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
That probably would be best.

And I'm sure the doctor has already told you this, but your girlfriend needs to stay away from the litter box and she can't be changing it while she's preggo. That's 110% your job now.

If you use crystal litter you're all good

Rictor · 03-10-2004, 11:59 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
That probably would be best.

And I'm sure the doctor has already told you this, but your girlfriend needs to stay away from the litter box and she can't be changing it while she's preggo. That's 110% your job now.

I think a woman invented that rumor.

Doctor Dre · 03-10-2004, 11:59 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor

I think a woman invented that rumor.

Nop the doc told Wild-Cat there is a bacteria that can kill the fetus in cat shit or something like that when she was pregnant.

iwantchixx · 03-11-2004, 12:00 AM

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Originally posted by slackologist
u can buy these scratching poles that keep them ocuppied also.. they are around 3-4 ft tall with several platforms etc covered in carpet..

got that

Doctor Dre · 03-11-2004, 12:00 AM

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Originally posted by Doctor Dre

If you use crystal litter you're all good

Err my bad ... The bacteria is in cat shit . We use that cauz somebody is alergic ... my bad

iwantchixx · 03-11-2004, 12:01 AM

This cat is sweet as pie for my GF... but with me it panics and kills everything in it's path. Even if I am crawling on all fours, sweet talking him.. he still trips right out.

Mr. Marks · 03-11-2004, 12:07 AM

throw that cat in the ocean!

03-10-2004, 03:49 PM	#1
iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	I am so sick of this piece of shit cat of ours Everytime I was towards it he freaks out and panics and runs and knocks everything over in his way. Nothing is sacred here it seems. I can't leave shit plugged in, can't leave anything spillable anywhere. He just freaks out if I walk towards it. With a child comming at end of summer I am scared he is going to panic when one of us walks towards him, all the while holding a baby, and we trip on him like we normaly do when he spazes out. If that happens I will skin that fuckign cat alive right then and there. How the hell can I get my fucking cat to relax and stop going into panic/spaz mode when one of us walks towards him? This is getting out of hand. I am scared to walk in my own home in fear of this idiot cat destroying something or tripping me now.

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slackologist Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 2,379	u can buy these scratching poles that keep them ocuppied also.. they are around 3-4 ft tall with several platforms etc covered in carpet..

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iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	This cat is sweet as pie for my GF... but with me it panics and kills everything in it's path. Even if I am crawling on all fours, sweet talking him.. he still trips right out.

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