Kentucky Crazy Law

No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living baby chicks, ducklings, or other fowl or rabbits which have been dyed or colored; nor dye or color any baby chicks, ducklings or other fowl or rabbits; nor sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange or to give away baby chicks, ducklings or other fowl or rabbits, under two months of age in any quantity less than six, except that any rabbit weighing three pounds or more may be sold at an age of six weeks. Any person who violates this section shall be fined not less than $100 nor more than $500. -KRS 436.600 (Passed 1966 Ky. Acts ch. 215, sec. 5.)

It's illegal to fish in the Ohio River in Kentucky without an Indiana Fishing License.


Any person who displays, handles or uses any kind of reptile in connection withany religious service or gathering shall be fined not less than fifty dollars ($50) nor more than one hundred dollars ($100). -KRS 437.060 (Passed 1942, from Ky. Stat. sec. 1267a-1.).


All bees entering Kentucky shall be accompanied by certificates of health, stating that the apiary from which the bees came was free from contagious or infectious disease. -KRS 252.130 (Passed in 1922; Repealed in 1948)


No person owning or controlling a billiard or pool table shall permit, for compensation or reward, any minor under eighteen (18) years of age to play any game on the table, unless such minor shall have first displayed an identification card containing his name, age, photograph, and the signature of his parents or guardian. The minor shall keep such identification card on his person, and it shall be subject to inspection at any time by any peace officer. The person owning or controlling such billiard or pool table shall keep and maintain a registration book in which each minor shall sign. The person owning or controlling such billiard or pool table shall supply a blank identification card to each parent or guardian who makes request for same. Any person who violates this section shall be fined not less than ten ($10) nor more than one hundred dollars ($100) for each offense. -KRS 436.320 (Passed 1893; Amended in 1954, Ky. Acts ch. 232, sec. 1)


It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.


Any person who appears on any highway, or upon the street of any city that has no police protection, when clothed only in ordinary bathing garb, shall be fined no less than five dollars nor more than twenty-five dollars." - KRS 436.140 (Passed in 1922; Repealed in 1974)


Lexington
By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."


It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.


Owensboro
A woman may not buy a hat without her husband's permission

:Oh crap How do you tell an old man? :Note

:ugone2far It isn't hard. :hi

Louisiana Crazy Law
It is illegal to gargle in public places.


It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.

Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."


New Orleans
It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it.


You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.

E-mail this joke to your friends!

Do you like Clams?
:2 cents:

Maine Crazy Law
Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.


You may not step out of a plane in flight.

After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.


Augusta
To stroll down the street playing a violin is against the law.


Portland
Shoelaces must be tied while walking down the street.

:NopeNope An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died :spawn

Maryland Crazy Law
Thistles may not grow in one's yard.
Baltimore
No person who is a "tramp" or "vagrant" shall loiter in any park at any time. They define tramp as a person who roves for begging purposes and a vagrant as an idle person who is able-bodied living without labor. It's a $50 fine. I guess the tramp would have to beg for the money to pay the fine. -Park Rule 6

It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.


It's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits.


It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday.


It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt. $10 fine. This would include joggers that go shirtless. (1898)


Baltimore City
You may not curse inside the city limits.


Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited.


Columbia
Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence.


You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25' satellite dish.


Ocean City
Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.


A law from the early 1900's prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk. (Repealed)

Can you walk the walk and talk the talk?

Massachusetts Crazy Law
Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.


Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.

Affiliation with the Communist party is illegal.


No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.


Bullets may not be used as currency.


Alcoholic drink specials are illegal.


Massachusetts liquor stores can only open on Sundays if they are in Berkshire, Essex, Franklin, Middlesex or Worcester counties and are within 10 miles of the Vermont or New Hampshire borders.


It's illegal to drive Texan, Mexican, Cherokee, or Indian cattle on a public road. (MGL Chapter 129 Section 35)


Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder.


Hunting on Sundays is prohibited.


It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.


At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.


Public boxing matches are outlawed.


It is unlawful to injure a football goal post, doing so is punishable by a $200 fine.


It's illegal to keep a mule on the second floor of a building not in a city unless there are 2 exits. (MGL Chapter 272 section 86)


It's illegal to sell fewer than 24 ducklings at a time before May 1, or to sell rabbits, chicks, or ducklings that have been painted a different color. (MGL Chapter 272 Section 80D)


It's illegal to allow someone to use stilts while working on the construction of a building. (MGL Chapter 149 Section 129B)


Defacing a milk carton is punishable by a $10 fine.


It is illegal to frighten a pigeon.


An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.


All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday. (Repealed)


Tattooing and body piercing is illegal. (Repealed October 2000)


Quakers and witches are banned.


Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.


It is illegal to reproach Jesus Christ or the holy ghost. (MGL Chapter 272 section 36)


Boston
No one may take a bath without a prescription.


It is illegal for any citizen to own more than three dogs.


An old law prohibits the taking of baths on Sunday.


Duels to the death permitted on the common on Sundays provided that the Governor is present.


Women may not wear heels over 3 inches in length while on the common.


Anyone may let their sheep and cows graze in the public gardens/commons at any time except Sundays.


No more than two baths may be taken within the confines of the city.


No one may cross the Boston Common without carrying a shotgun in case of bears.


It is illegal to play the fiddle.


Two people may not kiss in front of a church.


It is illegal to eat peanuts in church.


Burlington
You may not walk around with a "drink".


Cambridge
It is illegal to shake carpets in the street, or to throw orange peels on the sidewalk (section 12.16.100).


It costs $50 extra for a permit for hurling, soccer or Gaelic football games in a public park on a Sunday. (section 12.20.030)


Hingham
You may not have colored lights on your house if it can be seen from Main Street. Only white lights may be visible.


If you live on Main Street and want to paint your house, the colors must be approved by the historical society.


Hopkinton
Though horses and cows are allowed on the common, dogs are prohibited.


Longmeadow
It is illegal for two men to carry a bathtub across the town green.


Marlboro
One may not detonate a nuclear device in the city.


Silly string is illegal in the city limits.


It is illegal for any citizen to own more than two dogs.


It is illegal to buy, sell or possess a squirt gun.


Milford
Peeping in the windows of automobiles is forbidden.


Newton
All families must be given a hog from the town's mayor.


North Andover
An ordinance prohibits the use of space guns.


Woburn
In bars, it is actually illegal to "walk around" with a beer in your hand. (Repealed)

:helpme 'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.' :disgust

Michigan Crazy Law
You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.


It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.

A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.


Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.


There is a 10 cent bounty for each rat's head brought into a town office.


Clawson
There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.


Detroit
Alligators may not be tied to fire hydrants.


It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose. According to history and animal husbandry, it prevents them from "rooting" in the ground for their food.


Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited.


It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.


Grand Haven
No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk, under penalty of a five- dollar fine for each offense.


Harper Woods
It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.


Kalamazoo
It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.


Rochester
All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police.


Soo
Smoking while in bed is illegal.


Wayland
Anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day.

Minnesota Crazy Law
Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.


All bathtubs must have feet.


A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.

All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.


It is illegal to sleep naked.


Hibbing
It shall be the duty of any policeman or any other officer to enforce the provisions of this Section, and if any cat is found running at large, or which is found in any street, alley or public place, it shall be the duty of any policeman or other officer of the city to kill such cat.


Minneapolis
Red cars can not drive down Lake Street


St. Cloud
Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.


Virginia
You're not allowed to park your elephant on Main Street.

:Hollering Because it would look silly with six inches. :rasta

Mississippi Crazy Law
Vagrancy is punishable by either 30 days in prison or a $201 fine. -Sec. 97-35-37


Cattle rustling is punishable by hanging.

Horses are not to be housed within 50 feet of any road.


Columbus
The fine for waving a gun in public is higher than actually shooting it.


Oxford
Motor vehicles on the square are prohibited.


It is illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single session.


Horn honking is not permitted as it might scare horses.


One may not spit on the sidewalks on the square.


Tylertown
It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street.

Missouri Crazy Law
It is not illegal to speed. (Repealed)


Buckner
In this small town of only 4,000, yard waste may be burned any day except Sunday.

Excelsior Springs
Worrying squirrels is not tolerated.


Hard objects may not be thrown by hand.


Kansas City
Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.


Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.


Marceline
Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.


Marquette
It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling (The Brothel Law).


Mole
Frightening a baby is in violation of the law.


Natchez
It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.


Purdy
Dancing is strictly prohibited.


St. Louis
It's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. This law refers back to the extinct Italian celebration, Hill Day, when beer was served in buckets.


A milk man may not run while on duty.


University City
Four women may not rent an apartment together.

Fitness chicks are best:winkwink:

:winkwink: but sure looks better on a woman. :evil-laug

are the longest thred still winning a dvd player or whatever? =)

Montana Crazy Law
It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.


It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.

Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them. (Repealed)


It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime.


In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.


Excelsior Springs
Balls may not be thrown within the city limits.


Helena
No item may be thrown across a street.


Salisbury
Pop bottles are not to be thrown on the ground.


Whitehall
It is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.

so whenz this gonna end?

Nebraska Crazy Law
It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.


It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.

It is Illegal to go whale fishing.


If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.


Lehigh
Doughnut holes may not be sold


Omaha
A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.


Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service.


Waterloo
Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.M. and 7 P.M.

:moon Darling. :winkwink:

Nevada Crazy Law
It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.


It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.

Clark County
An ordinance makes bringing a concealable fire arm into the county illegal unless it is registered with the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department. In order to register a handgun, however, it must be brought in to the police station. Furthermore, you may not register a gun on the weekends, but the police may prosecute you at that time.


Elko
Everyone walking the streets is required to wear a mask.


Eureka
Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.


Nyala
A man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than himself at any one period during the day.

:ticking Why do women get periods? :hi

New Hampshire Crazy Law
It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.


It is considered an offense to check into a hotel under an assumed name.

Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather its feces.


You cannot sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling debt.


You may not run machinery on Sundays.


You may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.


On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.


White Mountain Nat. Forest
If a person is caught raking the beaches, picking up litter, hauling away trash, building a bench for the park, or many other kind things without a permit, he/she may be fined $150 for ''maintaining the national forest without a permit''.

:NopeNope Because they deserve them. :xomunch

:2 cents: Because he was stapled to the chickens back. :stoned

:D There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!' :2 cents:

:thumbsup Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember :D

:smokin A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!' :fart

:girl The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?' :Graucho

:D The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?' :uhoh

:feels-hot The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?' :1orglaugh

:moon 'Was your wife a virgin when you married?' :winkwink:

:Buck: 'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.' :waaaaahh

:Grrrrrr What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? :sleep

:evil-laug It's ass. :Oh crap

:thumbsup What's brown and sticky? :stoned

:Oh crap A stick. :321GFY