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Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change.
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A. The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rowing machine and it sank.
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Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she sat on an Oreo and unlocked the magic.
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Yo mama's so fat, she sat on four quarters and made a dollar.
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Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? :mad: :ak47: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she sat on the corner and the police came & said "Break it up!"
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A. "Are you sure it's mine?" :mad: :ak47: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop.
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Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she shows up on radar.
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A. Because they have blond boyfriends :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she smells like bacon at 90 degrees.
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Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? :mad: :ak47: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.
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Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it said "Please step out of the car."
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A. Their both empty from the neck up :mad: :ak47: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her "Sorry, we don't do livestock."
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Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the fuck off."
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:BangBang: still running wow :thumbsup
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A. Get'em on their back and their both fucked. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H d.
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Q. What do you call a blonde with pig tails? :mad: :ak47: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out.
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A. A blow job with handlebars :mad: :ak47: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she uses a kiddie slide for a shoe horn.
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Q. What do you call a blond with a brain? :mad: :ak47: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxi-pad.
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A. A golden retriever. :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion. :mad: :ak47: *-
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Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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A. It has a stamp on it. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Q. What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections? :mad: :ak47: *-
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A. A wine and cheese party! :mad: :ak47: *-
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Q. How do you drown a blonde? :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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A. Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she uses a pillow case as a sock.
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Q. Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio? :mad: :ak47: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she uses blanket as a washcloth.
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Good gawd :glugglug
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Yo mama's so fat, she uses diet soap.
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Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor? :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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A. Oh no :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks.
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I'm going to fall again! :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she uses the carpet as a blanket.
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A. There is white out on the screen. :mad: :ak47: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections.
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