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Yo' mama's breath is so nasty, when she burps her teeth have to duck.
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Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
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Yo' mama's breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts!
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Yo mama's so fat, and her back is so crooked, when she lays down...people say "I didn't know we had mountains."
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Yo mama's so fat, she uses a semi-trailer as a couch.
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Yo mama's so fat, and you're so poor, when she comes in your house the tires pop.
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Yo mama's feet are so scaly that they filmed Crocodile Dundee in her footbath.
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Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
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Yo mama's so dirty, plants grow off her ass.
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Yo mama's so fat, but I fucked her anyway.
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Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map, she sees people waving.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she farted pluto's ice caps melted
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Yo mama's so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.
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Yo Mama's so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.
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Yo mama's so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirits.
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Yo mama's house is so small, I threw a rock in the window and hit everyone inside.
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Yo mama's house is so dusty the roaches ride around in dune buggies.
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Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.
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Yo mama is like a brick -- she is always getting laid.
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Yo mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her.
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Yo Mama's like the Pilsbury Doughboy. Everybody wants to poke her.
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Yo' mama's lips so big, she doesn't use chapstick -- she uses Mop 'n' Glo!
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Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
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Yo mama's so fat, God created her, and on the seventh day he rested.
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Yo Mama's breath is so bad, she could clear a chat room.
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Yo Mama is so poor, she told your little siser that Santa Claus was dead.
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Yo mama's so fat, her ass has it's own congressman.
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Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
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Yo' mama so dumb, that the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind!
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Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
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Yo mama is so bald that she has to use rice for rollers.
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Yo mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
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Yo mama's so bald that when you rub her head you can see into the future.
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Yo mama's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
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Yo mama is so bald that when she takes a shower she gets brainwashed!
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Yo mama's so fat, her belt size is the equator.
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Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
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Yo' mama so country, she thought an elevator was a mobile home!
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Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is rocky-road.
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