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Juicy D. Links · 04-23-2004, 05:46 PM

my cock is bigger

Va2k · 04-23-2004, 05:50 PM

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Originally posted by DeanCapture

OMG I WANT ONE where do you get them things at

mrgica · 04-23-2004, 05:51 PM

I like the hand

WebTitan · 04-23-2004, 05:52 PM

i have fish in my tank that would eat that friggin thing.

KRL · 04-23-2004, 05:52 PM

LOL I thought this was Juicy at first.

Spunky · 04-23-2004, 05:53 PM

Adorable lil rascals

bufferover · 04-23-2004, 05:53 PM

Look like it prepare to suck the finger

wdsguy · 04-23-2004, 05:55 PM

silent moan · 04-23-2004, 05:57 PM

what do you call by that specie?

DeanCapture · 04-23-2004, 06:00 PM

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Originally posted by silent moan
what do you call by that specie?

Here's the copy that accompanied the pic - I got it from
yahoo news:

A ten-day old marmoset clutches the finger of zoo keeper Manuela Werner in the zoo in Wittenberg, eastern Germany, on Friday, April 23, 2004. The little Red Bellied Tamarin (Sanguinus labiatus) is being hand-fed as his mother rejected him. He gets about 1.5 milliliters of baby food every two hours.

Thomas1007 · 04-23-2004, 06:01 PM

reynold · 04-23-2004, 06:01 PM

Nice nails!

silent moan · 04-23-2004, 06:06 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
LOL I thought this was Juicy at first.

now I am quite confuse about the theory of evolution of man......hmmmmmm......

Jer · 04-23-2004, 06:06 PM

erehwon · 04-23-2004, 11:15 PM

I Like Monkeys

The pet store was selling them for 5 cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.

I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept smacking themselves in the face. I laughed. Then they smacked my face. I stopped laughing.

I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall - although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.

Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta dropped dead. Kinda like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Stupid cheap monkeys.

I don't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.

I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.

I tried pretending they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad.

I had to use the restroom, but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.

I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately, there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.

I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire. Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving.

I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severly beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.

I tried throwing them away but the garbage man said that the city is not allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.

I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they liked them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So, I smacked them in the face.

I like monkeys.

Webasic · 04-23-2004, 11:24 PM

BV · 04-23-2004, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by erehwon
I Like Monkeys

The pet store was selling them for 5 cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.

I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept smacking themselves in the face. I laughed. Then they smacked my face. I stopped laughing.

I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall - although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.

Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta dropped dead. Kinda like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Stupid cheap monkeys.

I don't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.

I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.

I tried pretending they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad.

I had to use the restroom, but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.

I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately, there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.

I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire. Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving.

I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severly beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.

I tried throwing them away but the garbage man said that the city is not allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.

I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they liked them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So, I smacked them in the face.

I like monkeys.

BradM · 04-23-2004, 11:25 PM

Yeah they have 2 at Crystal Gardens in victoria
Cool little fuckers.

GiantGnome · 04-23-2004, 11:27 PM

isnt that one of those quiznos spongemonkeys?
http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/

Vitasoy · 04-23-2004, 11:29 PM

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Originally posted by DeanCapture

heh what a cute monkey

icu33774 · 04-23-2004, 11:31 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
LOL I thought this was Juicy at first.

so did i

Mr Pheer · 04-24-2004, 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DeanCapture

reminds me of my sister-in-law's kid

VeriSexy · 04-24-2004, 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by va2k
OMG I WANT ONE where do you get them things at

That little guy looks mean, bet it would bite your finger off if you looked away

monaro · 04-24-2004, 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by va2k
OMG I WANT ONE where do you get them things at

You can pick them up on ebay

zzgundamnzz · 04-24-2004, 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by VeriSexy
That little guy looks mean, bet it would bite your finger off if you looked away

The monkey looks evil. If the story of the monkey's hand taught us anything I would stay away from them

BTW - The monkeys are cute. I was just joking

Ar3s · 04-24-2004, 03:05 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
LOL I thought this was Juicy at first.

Manowar · 04-24-2004, 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thomas1007

i was expecting that from someone

Ross · 04-24-2004, 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
LOL I thought this was Juicy at first.

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erehwon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: A secure undisclosed location... Posts: 3,759	I Like Monkeys The pet store was selling them for 5 cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys. I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept smacking themselves in the face. I laughed. Then they smacked my face. I stopped laughing. I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall - although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour. Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta dropped dead. Kinda like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Stupid cheap monkeys. I don't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs. I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys. I tried pretending they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad. I had to use the restroom, but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed. I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately, there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad. I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire. Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving. I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severly beat one of my monkeys. I felt better. I tried throwing them away but the garbage man said that the city is not allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones. I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they liked them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So, I smacked them in the face. I like monkeys. __________________ Money NEVER $leep$...

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