Guys who sit when they pee? - GoFuckYourself.com

xclusive · 04-25-2004, 03:44 AM

Is that gay?

Zuss · 04-25-2004, 03:45 AM

I hate it....anyone ever tried to kneel down in front of the toilett while peeing?

xclusive · 04-25-2004, 03:55 AM

WTF Zuss? Why would you kneel to pee?

kmanrox · 04-25-2004, 03:59 AM

i do it all the time...
1. im getting fat and it takes a load off (no pun intended)
2. i can cop a squat, piss, and not have to touch my cock, hence saving me from having to wash my hands

<--- And *STILL* the world's laziest mofo

xclusive · 04-25-2004, 04:02 AM

Note to self don't shake hands with kman...

KaLi · 04-25-2004, 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xclusive
Is that gay?

Yes... Unless you are taking a shit..then I guess its not gay.

kmanrox · 04-25-2004, 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xclusive
Note to self don't shake hands with kman...

why not? i never touched anything in the bathroom or on myself other than my fly?

xclusive · 04-25-2004, 04:08 AM

Do you use your foot to flush? If so I'd be glad to shake your hand.

Mikey_219Inc · 04-25-2004, 04:12 AM

i sit to pee = less piss on the floor and rim

i cant fucking stand a disgusting piss all over the floor bathroom.

oh and i like pussy too, so i dont give a rats ass about what anyone thinks if i sit to pee. When my friends come over, i always gotta clean the crapper cause theres piss all over the floor

in amsterdam schiphol (sp?) airport, they put little pictures of flys in the pissers - they think if you have something to aim for you dont piss all over the floor. dutch people are smart mofos

jigg · 04-25-2004, 08:16 AM

supposedly it's good for guys to pee sitting, it's better for the prostate

Illicit · 04-25-2004, 08:21 AM

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Originally posted by jigg
supposedly it's good for guys to pee sitting, it's better for the prostate

wonder why that is ?

SENSEX · 04-25-2004, 08:23 AM

I sit when I pee if it's in the middle of the night and im too lazy to stand there. But I hate sitting cause im very well hung and my cock ends up in the bowl. And that is just gross....

Useless Warrior · 04-25-2004, 08:30 AM

I had to sit to pee for about two weeks straight after some penis surgery a year ago. I had Urethral Stenosis, aka Meatal Stenosis, which is when your urethra slowly seals it elf shut at the head of your penis. This is almost always found in infant boys from it rubbing against their diapers. (I guess I rub it too much) Anyway, had surgery to correct the problem. That bastard butcher cut me from the top of my urethra to the base of the head of my penis. So, when I pissed, it was like the rusty shower head in a Mexican hotel. Spray everywhere, in between the stiches and all. Not to mention the STING! How it healed, I'll never know.

Wanna see my scar?

candyflip · 04-25-2004, 08:31 AM

It's not gay, but it can be quite cold in the middle of the night if you've got a big dick that dips into the cold water when you sit down

Vitasoy · 04-25-2004, 08:37 AM

Can say I have done that... Maybe ask gays on how they pee? ;-)

xclusive · 04-25-2004, 12:04 PM

I do do it sometimes when I'm lazy I was just seeing if I was the only chick like pisser

Ever be really sleepy and catch your dick or nuts between the bowl and seat?

NickPapageorgio · 04-25-2004, 12:08 PM

When you flush a toilet like in a public restroom, tiny water particles go airborne and straight into your lungs. I don't flush shit...no pun intended.

jojojo · 04-25-2004, 12:09 PM

not gay, just too lazy or buzzed to stand up

bllott · 04-25-2004, 12:09 PM

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Originally posted by xclusive
Is that gay?

what a queer..

zzgundamnzz · 04-25-2004, 12:11 PM

I don't its gay... that is if your taking a dump. Its just convenient to sit and pee while taking a dump.

TheGoldenChild · 04-25-2004, 12:14 PM

not half as gay as some of my friends who carry wipees around in ziploc baggies-

You know who you ARE!

gwilkins · 04-25-2004, 12:21 PM

If I'm really tired I usually sit. So I go both ways

beemk · 04-25-2004, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mikey_219Inc

in amsterdam schiphol (sp?) airport, they put little pictures of flys in the pissers - they think if you have something to aim for you dont piss all over the floor. dutch people are smart mofos

hahahahaha i wondered what the fuck that was all about. you guys have weird looking urinals too.

freeadultcontent · 04-25-2004, 12:26 PM

I do not have a choice.

rowan · 04-25-2004, 01:59 PM

I'd rather sit and peacefully contemplate than have to concentrate and aim.

BTW my wife thought that guys were UNABLE to piss sitting down; if they needed to do both they would stand up for the piss, then sit down for the shit.

Jer · 04-25-2004, 02:05 PM

Just because you can stand and take a pee it doesn't mean that you can't sit and pee.

RicardoB · 04-25-2004, 02:07 PM

I only do that when I'm to drunk to stand

Mikey_219Inc · 04-25-2004, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kBizzle
not half as gay as some of my friends who carry wipees around in ziploc baggies-

You know who you ARE!

baby wipes kick ass! crap, tp, babywipe = feel so fresh

nofx · 04-25-2004, 02:44 PM

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Originally posted by Mikey_219Inc
baby wipes kick ass! crap, tp, babywipe = feel so fresh

haha that is just too extreme for me. just piss/crap and be on your way. it takes like 30 seconds.

Martin · 04-25-2004, 02:47 PM

I do when I first wake up so I don't piss all over the place.

Ar3s · 04-25-2004, 02:50 PM

what a theard lol

DreamCumTrue · 04-25-2004, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mikey_219Inc
i sit to pee = less piss on the floor and rim

in amsterdam schiphol (sp?) airport, they put little pictures of flys in the pissers - they think if you have something to aim for you dont piss all over the floor. dutch people are smart mofos

true

StRoGE · 04-25-2004, 03:11 PM

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Originally posted by RicardoB
I only do that when I'm to drunk to stand

Ditto. Theres 2 good reasons for sitting and pissing in my opinion. ONE is when your too damn drunk to hit the bowl. The second might just apply to me, but my master bedroom has an attached washroom which is slightly less than soundproof. When you have a new girl over and your messing around and have to leave for a piss its sort of a mood killer for her usually if she hears the fire hose sound effects for a few minutes. So, its either sit down so its quieter or turn on the taps.

demented · 04-25-2004, 03:13 PM

I never knew this many dudes sit and take a piss. I never even have thought to sit down and take a wizz *shrugs* Nothing wrong with it I suppose.

Nicky · 04-25-2004, 03:14 PM

I sit and piss when im drunk

I dont want to mes up the toilet to bad

B-Eazy · 04-25-2004, 03:16 PM

I only stand, but yes when you shit its good to sit duhh

Axzar · 04-25-2004, 04:39 PM

I don't like to have a pissy bathroom, so when I am at home I sit.

At your house, I couldn't care less, so I stand.

Doctor Dre · 04-25-2004, 04:49 PM

I honestly do it a lot of time at home . Don't feal like washing the toilet everytime I piss

xclusive · 04-25-2004, 07:48 PM

I use baby wipes all the time at home it takes care of all the shit that gets trapped in your ass hair. Do you think regular TP can do that? I think not .

boardersweetie · 04-25-2004, 07:56 PM

I wish I had a penis so I could pee standing up. It would be super useful in the woods and stuff...

xclusive · 04-25-2004, 08:03 PM

Pee standing up boardersweetie you can make good money that way just remember to film it and give me first shot at the content since it was my idea

Spunky · 04-25-2004, 08:04 PM

This thread is disturbing

DraX · 04-25-2004, 08:07 PM

Chicks loves to see a guy sit and taking a piss.......trust me .......hmmmmm

xclusive · 04-25-2004, 08:16 PM

Yes I believe those chicks that love to see guys pee sitting are called lesbians

Cyborg 2.0 · 04-25-2004, 08:20 PM

chill out with this gay or not bs
if ur wory about every little thing u do if its gay or not then ur gay!

<IMX> · 04-25-2004, 08:25 PM

this thread is odd...what did you guys have mothers who made you sit down to piss?

xclusive · 04-25-2004, 08:26 PM

Chill out I don't care if somebody is homosexual i started this thread because I've heard it called gay when somebody sits and pees like a woman. So don't be so touchy next time just because you sit and pee all the time.

XPorn · 04-25-2004, 08:35 PM

No shit.....as a 32 yr old...I have never sat and just pissed...that just fucking odd....

Jace · 04-25-2004, 08:38 PM

i pierced my dick when I was 18, now I have a hole in the bottom of it, i have to sit and pee or it goes straight onto the floor

Ash@phpFX · 04-25-2004, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JaceXXX
i pierced my dick when I was 18, now I have a hole in the bottom of it, i have to sit and pee or it goes straight onto the floor

thats a fair enough reason

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Mikey_219Inc Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: i dont even know ... Posts: 1,876	i sit to pee = less piss on the floor and rim i cant fucking stand a disgusting piss all over the floor bathroom. oh and i like pussy too, so i dont give a rats ass about what anyone thinks if i sit to pee. When my friends come over, i always gotta clean the crapper cause theres piss all over the floor in amsterdam schiphol (sp?) airport, they put little pictures of flys in the pissers - they think if you have something to aim for you dont piss all over the floor. dutch people are smart mofos __________________ Let him who hath understanding reckon the WISDOM of the TOOF!

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SENSEX Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Someplace Special Posts: 1,159	I sit when I pee if it's in the middle of the night and im too lazy to stand there. But I hate sitting cause im very well hung and my cock ends up in the bowl. And that is just gross....

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Useless Warrior Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 975	I had to sit to pee for about two weeks straight after some penis surgery a year ago. I had Urethral Stenosis, aka Meatal Stenosis, which is when your urethra slowly seals it elf shut at the head of your penis. This is almost always found in infant boys from it rubbing against their diapers. (I guess I rub it too much) Anyway, had surgery to correct the problem. That bastard butcher cut me from the top of my urethra to the base of the head of my penis. So, when I pissed, it was like the rusty shower head in a Mexican hotel. Spray everywhere, in between the stiches and all. Not to mention the STING! How it healed, I'll never know. Wanna see my scar?

04-25-2004, 08:31 AM	#14
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Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	Can say I have done that... Maybe ask gays on how they pee? ;-) __________________ [email protected]

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NickPapageorgio Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: NC Posts: 8,323	When you flush a toilet like in a public restroom, tiny water particles go airborne and straight into your lungs. I don't flush shit...no pun intended. __________________

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zzgundamnzz Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,102	I don't its gay... that is if your taking a dump. Its just convenient to sit and pee while taking a dump. __________________

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TheGoldenChild Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Pacific Palisades Posts: 6,940	not half as gay as some of my friends who carry wipees around in ziploc baggies- You know who you ARE! __________________

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gwilkins Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 744	If I'm really tired I usually sit. So I go both ways

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rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	I'd rather sit and peacefully contemplate than have to concentrate and aim. BTW my wife thought that guys were UNABLE to piss sitting down; if they needed to do both they would stand up for the piss, then sit down for the shit.

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Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	Just because you can stand and take a pee it doesn't mean that you can't sit and pee.

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Martin "Assassins" Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: At home Posts: 17,277	I do when I first wake up so I don't piss all over the place. __________________

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Ar3s So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: ICQ : 207880728 Posts: 4,307	what a theard lol

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demented Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Cincinnati Ohio Posts: 2,388	I never knew this many dudes sit and take a piss. I never even have thought to sit down and take a wizz shrugs Nothing wrong with it I suppose.

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Nicky Judge Jury and Executioner Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 30,069	I sit and piss when im drunk I dont want to mes up the toilet to bad __________________ gfynicky @ gmail.com

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B-Eazy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,521	I only stand, but yes when you shit its good to sit duhh __________________

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Axzar Random Jackass Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,837	I don't like to have a pissy bathroom, so when I am at home I sit. At your house, I couldn't care less, so I stand.

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boardersweetie Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Santa Barbara, ICQ 301-613-472 Posts: 1,889	I wish I had a penis so I could pee standing up. It would be super useful in the woods and stuff...

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