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Semi-Retired-Dave · 05-21-2004, 03:39 PM

LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK

Today is my daughter's 18th birthday. I'm so glad that this is my Last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your Mama's house; you tell her that this is the last check she's ever going to get from me,
then I want you to come back here and tell me the Expression she had on her face."

So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was so anxious to hear what the witch had to say and what she looked like.
As my baby girl walked though the door, I said, "Well now... what
did She have to say?"

"She told me to tell you that you ain't my Daddy."

bringer · 05-21-2004, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK

Today is my daughter's 18th birthday. I'm so glad that this is my Last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your Mama's house; you tell her that this is the last check she's ever going to get from me,
then I want you to come back here and tell me the Expression she had on her face."

So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was so anxious to hear what the witch had to say and what she looked like.
As my baby girl walked though the door, I said, "Well now... what
did She have to say?"

"She told me to tell you that you ain't my Daddy."

awesome

B40 · 05-21-2004, 03:43 PM

jimmyf · 05-21-2004, 03:46 PM

never heard it,

Jarrod · 05-21-2004, 03:48 PM

haha that is really funny bro.

TheFrog · 05-21-2004, 03:51 PM

ThePornPusher · 05-21-2004, 03:52 PM

aimeesweet · 05-21-2004, 03:52 PM

Semi-Retired-Dave · 05-21-2004, 03:53 PM

I am sure its based on a true story or they would of never thought of the joke.

smokingdawn · 05-21-2004, 04:06 PM

LOL..that was good

cayne · 05-21-2004, 04:16 PM

that hurts

pure energy · 05-22-2004, 01:15 AM

Ouch!

nofx · 05-22-2004, 01:17 AM

hahahaha never heard this one before

Mr. Marks · 05-22-2004, 01:20 AM

Aly-Python · 05-22-2004, 01:30 AM

Great one, Dave!

EviLGuY · 05-22-2004, 01:32 AM

LOL.. thats great!

Vitasoy · 05-22-2004, 01:36 AM

lol

Morgan · 05-22-2004, 02:19 AM

ocho-ocho · 05-22-2004, 02:20 AM

cool...

pimplink · 05-22-2004, 02:23 AM

You got owned, man!

reynold · 05-22-2004, 02:31 AM

Good one!

JDog · 05-22-2004, 02:34 AM

Great joke! Now if it were true, the guy would be able to get his money back!

Great joke tho!

jDoG

iDiz · 05-22-2004, 02:35 AM

hehehe

kmanrox · 05-22-2004, 02:39 AM

good one!!

Kicker · 05-22-2004, 03:08 AM

newsdude · 05-22-2004, 03:12 AM

I bet he'd kill her given the chance!

pimplink · 05-22-2004, 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by newsdude
I bet he'd kill her given the chance!

I don't know why but this guy came to mind

BlueDesignStudios · 05-22-2004, 03:54 AM

Semi-Retired-Dave · 05-22-2004, 10:04 AM

TexasGuy · 05-22-2004, 10:39 AM

plyndrty · 05-22-2004, 10:44 AM

Oh snap

Thomas1007 · 05-22-2004, 10:47 AM

LOL
excellent

riosluts · 05-22-2004, 10:48 AM

holy ive never heard that one before but damn. that really must suck

NakedBo · 05-22-2004, 10:49 AM

brand0n · 05-22-2004, 10:50 AM

alexg · 05-22-2004, 10:51 AM

nice one

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Semi-Retired-Dave Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: LA Posts: 11,190	This may be old but FUNNY. (Joke) LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK Today is my daughter's 18th birthday. I'm so glad that this is my Last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your Mama's house; you tell her that this is the last check she's ever going to get from me, then I want you to come back here and tell me the Expression she had on her face." So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was so anxious to hear what the witch had to say and what she looked like. As my baby girl walked though the door, I said, "Well now... what did She have to say?" "She told me to tell you that you ain't my Daddy." __________________ Support a Good Cause

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