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dougeetx · 05-22-2004, 12:07 AM

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a
> >river,
> >her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord
> >appeared
> >and
> >asked, "Why are you crying?"
> >
> >The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water
> >and
> >that she needed the thimble to help her husband in making a living
> >for
> >the
> >two of them.
> >
> >The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden
> >thimble.
> >
> >"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied,
> >"No."
> >The Lord again went down and came up with a wooden thimble. "Is this
> >your
> >thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, "No." The
> >Lord
> >went
> >down again and came up ! with a silver thimble. "Is this your
> >thimble?"
> >the
> >Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "Yes."
> >
> >The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three
> >thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.
> >
> >Some time later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along
> >the
> >riverbank, and her husband fell into the river. When she cried out,
> >
> >The Lord again appeared and asked her, Why are you crying?" "Oh
> >Lord,
> >my husband has fallen into the water!"
> >
> >The Lord went down into the water and came up with Mel Gibson "Is
> >this your husband?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the seamstress.
> >
> >The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!" The seamstress
> >replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding.
> >
>! >You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel Gibson, you would have come up
> >with
> >Tom Cruise. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with
> >my
> >husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.
> >Lord,
> >I'm
> >not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all
> >three
> >husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to Mel Gibson."
> >
> >The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good
> >and
> >honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.
> >
> >That's our story, and we're sticking to it

detoxed · 05-22-2004, 12:08 AM

bullshit

Illicit · 05-22-2004, 12:09 AM

good one

Shoehorn! · 05-22-2004, 12:13 AM

EviLGuY · 05-22-2004, 12:13 AM

That joke was too long to make me laugh so little.

pure energy · 05-22-2004, 12:14 AM

So that's why!

pimplink · 05-22-2004, 12:19 AM

Damn, This is a very good thread!

David Barnes · 05-22-2004, 12:20 AM

Shortbread · 05-22-2004, 01:24 AM

I don't lie, I only fib and I always get found out.

reynold · 05-22-2004, 02:34 AM

Women do lie and most of the time, get away with it!

B40 · 05-22-2004, 02:36 AM

haha

iDiz · 05-22-2004, 02:37 AM

hahahaha !

TheFrog · 05-22-2004, 02:38 AM

newsdude · 05-22-2004, 03:16 AM

"Not be able to take care of three men..."

What a line!

body · 05-22-2004, 04:16 AM

Malezia · 05-22-2004, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dougeetx
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a
> >river,
> >her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord
> >appeared
> >and
> >asked, "Why are you crying?"
> >
> >The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water
> >and
> >that she needed the thimble to help her husband in making a living
> >for
> >the
> >two of them.
> >
> >The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden
> >thimble.
> >
> >"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied,
> >"No."
> >The Lord again went down and came up with a wooden thimble. "Is this
> >your
> >thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, "No." The
> >Lord
> >went
> >down again and came up ! with a silver thimble. "Is this your
> >thimble?"
> >the
> >Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "Yes."
> >
> >The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three
> >thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.
> >
> >Some time later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along
> >the
> >riverbank, and her husband fell into the river. When she cried out,
> >
> >The Lord again appeared and asked her, Why are you crying?" "Oh
> >Lord,
> >my husband has fallen into the water!"
> >
> >The Lord went down into the water and came up with Mel Gibson "Is
> >this your husband?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the seamstress.
> >
> >The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!" The seamstress
> >replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding.
> >
>! >You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel Gibson, you would have come up
> >with
> >Tom Cruise. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with
> >my
> >husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.
> >Lord,
> >I'm
> >not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all
> >three
> >husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to Mel Gibson."
> >
> >The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good
> >and
> >honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.
> >
> >That's our story, and we're sticking to it

we DON"T lie!!
just twist the truth to our advantage is all
right girls???

Manowar · 05-22-2004, 09:18 AM

I didnt find that joke funny.

Oncle_Benny · 05-22-2004, 09:18 AM

ebonycoed1 · 05-22-2004, 09:35 AM

That is so true

NaughtyAllie · 05-22-2004, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ebonycoed1
That is so true

no it's not but it was funny

Vitasoy · 05-22-2004, 09:51 AM

That was great

Nat · 05-22-2004, 09:59 AM

=)
hahahahhaaaaaaa

Rictor · 05-22-2004, 10:01 AM

So women = the devil?

samuel · 05-22-2004, 10:02 AM

hahaha... fuking funny thread!.. you know why they lies..

Samuel

iFliPcEss · 05-22-2004, 10:18 AM

bwkekekkekkekekekek

Cyborg 2.0 · 05-22-2004, 10:50 AM

Liers

Brat · 05-22-2004, 10:53 AM

I never lie.

smokingdawn · 05-22-2004, 11:03 AM

05-22-2004, 12:07 AM	#1
dougeetx Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 6,163	Why A Woman Lies! One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a > >river, > >her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord > >appeared > >and > >asked, "Why are you crying?" > > > >The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water > >and > >that she needed the thimble to help her husband in making a living > >for > >the > >two of them. > > > >The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden > >thimble. > > > >"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, > >"No." > >The Lord again went down and came up with a wooden thimble. "Is this > >your > >thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, "No." The > >Lord > >went > >down again and came up ! with a silver thimble. "Is this your > >thimble?" > >the > >Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "Yes." > > > >The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three > >thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy. > > > >Some time later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along > >the > >riverbank, and her husband fell into the river. When she cried out, > > > >The Lord again appeared and asked her, Why are you crying?" "Oh > >Lord, > >my husband has fallen into the water!" > > > >The Lord went down into the water and came up with Mel Gibson "Is > >this your husband?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the seamstress. > > > >The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!" The seamstress > >replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. > > >! >You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel Gibson, you would have come up > >with > >Tom Cruise. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with > >my > >husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. > >Lord, > >I'm > >not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all > >three > >husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to Mel Gibson." > > > >The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good > >and > >honorable reason, and for the benefit of others. > > > >That's our story, and we're sticking to it __________________ Coming Soon! A NEW revolution in black adult social networking!

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